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Beyoncé: Kim Kardashian will not social climb via my rung!

Beyoncé: Kim Kardashian will not social climb via my rung!
July 28, 2014 JEREMY FEIST

Kim Kardashian and Beyonce

Remember that time Beyoncé reportedly bailed on Kim Kardashian‘s wedding because she didn’t want to be on Kim’s trashy reality TV show? Of course you do, because that tiny spark of hope is what keeps us going through this dark night known as “The Kardashians’ Fame”. Anyway, RadarOnline has brought it up again, with a new story about how Beyoncé reportedly said that she doesn’t want Kim or any of her family to start using her as a rung in the social climbing ladder …

“Beyoncé wasn’t going to allow a Kardashian to socially climb her,” an insider told the column. “They are guarding like hell their status.” But the international pop star wasn’t the only one throwing shade at the attention-seeking couple. “Jay didn’t want Kanye with Kim–He thinks it’s bad for business,” the insider said of the frequent music collaborators, who toured the world together after releasing their joint 2011 album, Watch the Throne. “I think Jay lost a little respect for Kanye there.”

Well of course everyone lost a little respect for Kanye West: He married into the Kardashians. Literally, one of the first big hits he had was about how you shouldn’t f*ck around with social climbers and gold diggers, and then he did exactly that. And he didn’t just go for one of the small-timers either. He went after the biggest, most transparent ones out there. This would be like Sir Mix-a-Lot marrying a girl with a tiny, flat ass. Standards. Give it a ponder.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.