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Beyoncé and Jay Z bought $6,000 worth of golden sex toys

Beyoncé and Jay Z bought $6,000 worth of golden sex toys
December 30, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Beyoncé and Jay Z

Oh gawd, look: We all know Beyoncé is as perfect (or at least, as close to perfect) as a human being could ever possibly hope to be. Well, now she’s somehow even more perfect: According to RadarOnline, her and Jay Z spent $6,000 on gold-plated sex toys over the holidays. That’s the best thing I ever heard. Why are you so flawless, Beyoncé? Does your infallible nature know no bounds?

Beyoncé and Jay Z stopped in at the notorious Babeland on Thursday afternoon, where they splurged roughly $6,000 on X-rated gifts, according to a source. “They didn’t buy anything tacky or too extreme,” the insider tells Radar exclusively. “It was all top-of-the-line stuff. Some of it was even gold-plated!”

Oh, how I’d love gold-plated sex toys. Gold-plated anything, really. But I’m cheap, so it’s never going to happen. But I can always live vicariously through Beyoncé, which at least gives me the by-proxy experience of having hair that blows in the wind and sex toys covered in precious metals.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.