best & worst celeb winter beach bodies!


good morning! this week’s STAR magazine (dated january 5th 2009!) is all about the best and worst celebrity winter beach bodies featuring sexy lady audrina patridge (of the hills) and her heavenly cleavage (although i probably don’t feel the same way about her boobs as her boyfriend justin bobby does – is it wrong that i find him to be oh so dirty yet sexy?!?) along with someone else who has quite a serious case of cheese legs- yikes! i’m going to keep this post short & sweet – i need to head to work soon and it’s christmas eve – i’m a bit cranky / grumpy – thankfully i have off tomorrow but i need to go back to work on friday (i’m counting the days until my long overdue vacation which kicks off on january 1st but no worries – even while i’m on vacation – i’ll still be posting on popbytes – that’s the capricorn in me!) popbytes over & out for now…xoxo


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  • Appollonia

    I think Audrina’s cleavage is vile, couldn’t they find anyone famous with a better and more attractive rack? That´s just silly, I truly would have thought she belonged in the worst category. And I’ve never seen the hills so she might be a great personality but judging by this pic and others I have seen her breasts are ugly. She’s got the grand canyon between those things!

  • Tony

    Agreed. Audrina’s breasts look like they want off her chest and back in the water. I’m surprised I’m saying it, but Lindsay deserves the upper left spot.

  • Michael

    Nothing I hate more than fake boobs, how could you let them grace the cover of your magizine………yuk!