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Barbara Walters tells it like it is!

Barbara Walters tells it like it is!
December 15, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
The Kardashians

When Barbara Walters announced that the Kardashians were on her list of the most fascinating people of 2011, I initially thought that the poor lady had just gone bonkers after years of being forced to sit next to Elisabeth Hasselbeck and praying for death. Well, turns out I may have underestimated the spunky lass. Turns out, it was all an elaborate ruse to lure the reality famewhore to her so that she could call them all untalented to their stupid botoxed faces. Haha! Success! TooFab reports:

Leave it to Barbara Walters to tell the family they have no talent right to their faces. “You don’t really act. You don’t sing. You don’t dance. You don’t have any — forgive me — any talent,” she said — and the girls didn’t really disagree! “It’s more of a challenge for you to go on a reality show and get people to fall in love with you for being you,” Kim replied.

I love how Kim Kardashian pretends that the reason people watch her show is because people actually love her, when in fact it’s because people just like seeing a bunch of screaming harpies try to tear each other to shreds. Oh! And Kim’s sex tape. We really shouldn’t forget that the only reason people know who Kim is is because she made and then subsequently leaked a sex tape where she got peed on by Ray J. Probably shouldn’t forget about that part. But yeah, everyone loves you. I guess that’s why the only time I ever hear your name come up in a conversation is when people ask who you are, why you’re famous, or when you’re going to go away because they hate you.

The Kardashians