Sacha Baron Cohen: Banned from the Oscars?
Because the Oscars are run exclusively by and for rich old people, actor Sacha Baron Cohen was banned from attending the ceremony after he told […]
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Zac Efron dropped a condom on the red carpet!
Because apparently, an animated kids movie based on a Dr. Seuss book is one massive pussy parade, Zac Efron brought a condom with him to […]
Paris Hilton gets her ‘Drunk Text’ on!
I have no idea who Manufactured Superstars are, but I’m sure they’re terrible people because they saw fit to let Paris Hilton lend her voice […]
Adam Levine believes in pulling out!
Because today I’m leaning heavily on the celebrity penis to help push some page views (once again, I know what you guys like: famous cocks). […]
Is Lindsay Lohan getting her life back on track?
All right, so it looks like Lindsay Lohan might be back to the point where her legal woes are almost behind her and she is […]
Let’s talk about Joe Manganiello’s penis!
Yup, don’t need to change that headline. Hey, we know our audience. You’re all here because you want to hear about Joe Manganiello and how […]
The Kardashians are being sued over QuickTrim
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: the Kardashian family was paid to endorse a product that either doesn’t work or completely screws over […]
Jeremy Lin isn’t dating Kim Kardashian
Because you can’t be a successful athlete without someone claiming that you’re doing Kim Kardashian (that someone is Kim) Jeremy Lin had to shoot down […]
Adele flips the bird after getting cut off!
If there’s anything I learned from the Brit Awards, other than the fact that the British are equally bad at time managing their award shows, […]
Big Ang does Marilyn Monroe!
Just last Friday, we gave you the gift — or was it a curse? — of Courtney Stodden dressed up as Marilyn Monroe. Now here’s […]
Drew Barrymore might be pregnant!
As we all know, celebrity pregnancies are what happens when a famous man and a famous woman who love each other very much bonk uglies […]
Christina Hendricks was a goth in high school!
So it turns out that back before Mad Men star Christina Hendricks looked the way she does now (by which I mean *drooling noises* boooooooobs) […]