Justin Bieber is legal now!
Good news if you like your men attractive, but completely vanilla and non-threateningly so: Justin Bieber is finally eighteen! Which means it’s no longer weird […]
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Reese Witherspoon told her kids not to be like Chris Brown
Say what you will about Reese Witherspoon — specifically that she can cut diamonds with her chin. I swear to God, if I had a […]
Kim Kardashian is ready to gold dig
BREAKING NEWS: Kim Kardashian is a money-grubbing famewhore who will fake being in love if it means she can scam people out of their money. […]
MJ’s daughter claims Sony faked her dad’s voice!
A couple years back, Sony released a Michael Jackson album posthumously, which a lot of people thought was in pretty shitty taste, but to be […]
Heaven Help Us: Snooki is pregnant!
Remember how earlier in the month, Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi was rumored to be preggers, which everyone just sort of wrote off as Snooki eating way […]
Lindsay Lohan is a homebody now?
Now that Lindsay Lohan has dodged the massive bullet that was heading her way, it’s only right that she move on with the rest of […]
The new cast of ‘Dancing With The Stars’
I can hardly feign my excitement. Anyway, a new-crop of has-beens and never-weres have been lined up to try and dance their way into Americas […]
Madonna doesn’t know who Joe Francis is!
Madonna released another song from MDNA yesterday to the delight of gay men everywhere (except for me, who was just sort of … I dunno, […]
Joan Rivers slams Angelina Jolie’s right leg!
If you don’t know what the deal is with Angelina Jolie‘s right leg (which you can follow on Twitter) yet, I’ll give you the sparksnotes […]
Jennifer Lopez: Nipple or no nipple?
During the awards ceremony last night, there was a brief moment where a little bitty patch of skin on Jennifer Lopez‘s boob that was a […]
Jim Rash mocked Angelina Jolie’s right leg!
So last night, Community fans everywhere peed themselves a tiny bit as Jim Rash (who plays Dean Pelton) picked up an Oscar for Best Adapted […]
Adam Sandler sets the record for sucking!
Did you see Jack and Jill? Trick question! Because if you actually did see that gigantic pile of crap, you probably committed suicide. But worry […]