Rihanna’s boobs vs. Ireland!

Rihanna

So by now you've probably heard the new Rihanna single, We Found Love, which was released because apparently there's something in her contract about how she needs to release a new single every two weeks because people have the attention span of a goldfish that's drinking to forget. Anyway, BBC is reporting that RiRi decided to film the video for it topless in Ireland for some reason (WOO! Represent!) when an Irish farmer came out and asked her to MORE

Lindsay Lohan might be banging Phillip Plein!

Lindsay Lohan and Philipp Plein

So despite the fact that Lindsay Lohan spent last week screwing married men in order to get herself through NY Fashion Week (although now that I think about it, this would also explain why she made out with her own mother. Oh straight men ...) it looks like Lindsay may or may not be dating Phillip Plein who is using her to model his clothes. Soooooooo that answers that question. The Daily Mail reports: The pair only met last Friday at Milan MORE

Kim Kardashian doesn’t always wear her wedding ring!

Kim Kardashian

So despite only being married for something like a month and a half, Kim Kardashian has decided that wearing a wedding ring is hard and has announced that you might see her out and about without it on, but that's okay because it's just a matter of not over-accessorizing! You know, because wedding bands, which are basically just unadorned rings, are so gaudy. So very, very gaudy. Us Weekly reports: The 30-year-old newlywed has some serious MORE

Jesse James cheated on Kat Von D?

Jesse James and Kat Von D

OMG, you guys! I'm freaking out in the worst way right now because RadarOnline is reporting that Jesse James and Kat Von D broke up because Jesse allegedly (pause for dramatic effect because this revelation will ROCK. YOUR. WORLD.) cheated on Kat! I know, I'm as shocked as you are! I mean, Jesse seems like such a committed lover who would never oh yeah that's right he cheated on his wife. A woman who claims to have been hooking up with James MORE

Britney Spears’ new music video has Brits in an uproar!

Britney Spears

Britney Spears was filming a music video for her new single Criminal over in the UK, and because dumbass politicians are practically a universal language, certain members of the British Parliament are shocked, SHOCKED, that Brit would dare shoot a video in their country involving gun violence after the riots that occurred over the summer, now they want an apology because it's really hard to tell the difference between someone shooting a pretend MORE

Everyone hates Spencer Pratt!

Spencer Pratt

When we last left Spencer Pratt, he and plastic wife Heidi Montag were broke (HA), living in their parents' pool house (DOUBLE HA) and they both basically looked like fifty-year-olds who realized that everything they would ever accomplish was years ago (SCHADENFREUDIAN HA). Anyway, it gets better: according the Us Weekly, it turns out Spencer can't find work now because the only skill on his resume is "terrible human being", he also screwed his MORE

Lindsay Lohan got herself a job!

Lindsay Lohan

Despite the fact that she spent the better part of New York Fashion Week throwing drinks, getting kicked out of parties and making out with her own mother, Lindsay Lohan somehow managed to score a modeling gig as the face of Philipp Plein's fashion line, which I'm going to assume she got because no one knows who he is and people are naturally inclined to slow down and stare at a fiery wreck, especially one that involves booze and tits. MORE

Kim Kardashian’s sex tape deal got pissed away!

Kim Kardashian and Ray J

So remember that "mystery buyer" who wanted to buy the rights to Kim Kardashian's sex tape? Well, guess what? It turns out that the "mystery buyer" wasn't able to come up with enough cash ($30 million) to convince Vivid's head honcho Steve Hirsch to fork it over, which means that the only reason Kim is famous in the first place can continue to amaze and delight audiences everywhere as we marvel at how much pee you can spray onto one MORE

Jesse James and Kat Von D are off again!

Jesse James and Kat Von D

Well that was fast. I'm assuming after her show LA Ink got canceled when everyone realized that her relationship was just a shameless cash-grab meant to feed into a really boring show about people drawing on people (how in the hell do you make tattoos boring? You monster), Kat Von D and Jesse James have decided to call it quits. Again. On the plus side, one more make-up/break-up and I think they get a free six-inch Subway sandwich. The Huffington MORE

LeAnn Rimes is a fighter!

LeAnn Rimes

Because nothing wins people over like celebs playing the victim card regarding moments in their life that are entirely of their own doing, LeAnn Rimes decided to tell the world that she's been through so much and that she was only able to overcome her cheating on her husband so that she could become the anorexic trophy wife of famewhore Eddie Cibrian because she's a true artist. No, really. Via RadarOnline: The 29-year-old singer – who MORE

New Couple Alert: Mark Ballas and Kristin Cavallari?

Mark Ballas and Kristin Cavallari

I swear to God, there's one of these every year ... anyway, because it's just not a season of Dancing with the Stars until Mark Ballas sticks his disco stick in one of the contestants, the rumors going around now are saying that Mark and Kristin Cavallari are a thing now. Via People: "That s––t's already started," Ballas, 25, who recently split from American Idol alum Pia Toscano, told People on Tuesday of rumblings that he and his Dancing MORE

Sara Bareilles’ ‘Gonna Get Over You’ video!

Sara Bareilles - Gonna Get Over You

I'm flying today because I'm going to San Francisco for the weekend for the Folsom Street Fair, so my apologies if some of these posts are a little on the short side. Anyway, here's a brand new music video from Sara Bareilles for her latest single Gonna Get Over You, and with apologies to Zooey Deschanel, this is how you do adorkable: one part sweet, one part dorky, but with just enough coolness so it's not cloying. MORE

Teen bride Courtney Stodden talks about her sex life …

Courtney Stodden

Here's a fun game! Seventeen-year-old famewhore bride Courtney Stodden spoke to RadarOnline yesterday about her wedding night with 51-year-old actor Doug Hutchison, and they went ahead and posted the transcript online because they're just begging to be investigated for peddling child porn now. Anyway, here's the game: read through this shit and see how far you can get before you lose any and all faith in humanity. I got to three sentences. See if MORE

Lindsay Lohan sucks as a mistress!

Vikram Chatwal and Lindsay Lohan

A few days ago, Lindsay Lohan was photographed getting intimate with a rich married guy, which in case you're wondering, pretty much tells you everything you need to know as to how in the hell she managed to get into NY Fashion Week. Anyway, like all good affairs, it ended the moment his wife and kids came home, but of course, Lindsay is now absolutely furious at the guy's wife because she had the gall, THE GALL I SAY! To marry him first before MORE