Kim Kardashian’s sex tape deal got pissed away!

Kim Kardashian and Ray J

So remember that "mystery buyer" who wanted to buy the rights to Kim Kardashian's sex tape? Well, guess what? It turns out that the "mystery buyer" wasn't able to come up with enough cash ($30 million) to convince Vivid's head honcho Steve Hirsch to fork it over, which means that the only reason Kim is famous in the first place can continue to amaze and delight audiences everywhere as we marvel at how much pee you can spray onto one MORE

Jesse James and Kat Von D are off again!

Jesse James and Kat Von D

Well that was fast. I'm assuming after her show LA Ink got canceled when everyone realized that her relationship was just a shameless cash-grab meant to feed into a really boring show about people drawing on people (how in the hell do you make tattoos boring? You monster), Kat Von D and Jesse James have decided to call it quits. Again. On the plus side, one more make-up/break-up and I think they get a free six-inch Subway sandwich. The Huffington MORE

LeAnn Rimes is a fighter!

LeAnn Rimes

Because nothing wins people over like celebs playing the victim card regarding moments in their life that are entirely of their own doing, LeAnn Rimes decided to tell the world that she's been through so much and that she was only able to overcome her cheating on her husband so that she could become the anorexic trophy wife of famewhore Eddie Cibrian because she's a true artist. No, really. Via RadarOnline: The 29-year-old singer – who MORE

New Couple Alert: Mark Ballas and Kristin Cavallari?

Mark Ballas and Kristin Cavallari

I swear to God, there's one of these every year ... anyway, because it's just not a season of Dancing with the Stars until Mark Ballas sticks his disco stick in one of the contestants, the rumors going around now are saying that Mark and Kristin Cavallari are a thing now. Via People: "That s––t's already started," Ballas, 25, who recently split from American Idol alum Pia Toscano, told People on Tuesday of rumblings that he and his Dancing MORE

Sara Bareilles’ ‘Gonna Get Over You’ video!

Sara Bareilles - Gonna Get Over You

I'm flying today because I'm going to San Francisco for the weekend for the Folsom Street Fair, so my apologies if some of these posts are a little on the short side. Anyway, here's a brand new music video from Sara Bareilles for her latest single Gonna Get Over You, and with apologies to Zooey Deschanel, this is how you do adorkable: one part sweet, one part dorky, but with just enough coolness so it's not cloying. MORE

Teen bride Courtney Stodden talks about her sex life …

Courtney Stodden

Here's a fun game! Seventeen-year-old famewhore bride Courtney Stodden spoke to RadarOnline yesterday about her wedding night with 51-year-old actor Doug Hutchison, and they went ahead and posted the transcript online because they're just begging to be investigated for peddling child porn now. Anyway, here's the game: read through this shit and see how far you can get before you lose any and all faith in humanity. I got to three sentences. See if MORE

Lindsay Lohan sucks as a mistress!

Vikram Chatwal and Lindsay Lohan

A few days ago, Lindsay Lohan was photographed getting intimate with a rich married guy, which in case you're wondering, pretty much tells you everything you need to know as to how in the hell she managed to get into NY Fashion Week. Anyway, like all good affairs, it ended the moment his wife and kids came home, but of course, Lindsay is now absolutely furious at the guy's wife because she had the gall, THE GALL I SAY! To marry him first before MORE

Ashton Kutcher hates his beard!

Charlie Sheen and Ashton Kutcher

Now that Ashton Kutcher is filling the crack left by Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men (and believe me, he left a LOT of crack. The drug kind!) it looks like he's been saddled with his character's beard with no hope of ever getting that bitch off. But that's okay, because apparently Demi Moore likes herself some mustache rides. Picture it, aaaaaaaaaand you're welcome. Showbiz Spy reports: The Hollywood hunk has grown some serious facial fuzz MORE

Lady Gaga wants to make bullying illegal?

Lady Gaga

Following the suicide of bullied gay teenager Jamey Rodemeyer, Lady Gaga has vowed to book a meeting with Barack Obama in order to petition him to make bullying illegal. The Huffington Post reports: "Jamey Rodemeyer, 14 yrs old, took his life because of bullying," she wrote linking to his It Gets Better video, "Bullying must become illegal. It is a hate crime." Gaga then announced that she is meeting with President Obama to address the growing MORE

Black Eyed Peas will never die …

Black Eyed Peas

Bad news everyone: Although they are on "hiatus", which is what groups say when they hate each other and would sooner shove each other under a riding lawn mower than be in the same room with each other, the Black Eyed Peas want you to know that they haven't broken up yet, and there's still plenty of time for them to continue to make terrible music for Pepsi commercials. Yay. Starpulse reports: At the end of Kanye West's song All of the Lights, MORE

Katie Holmes will play the Slutty Pumpkin!

Katie Holmes

Fans of How I Met Your Mother should be familiar with the Slutty Pumpkin, a mythical being that Josh Radnor's Ted Mosby nearly banged one fateful Halloween long ago. Well after years of putting the character on the back burner, she'll be making her return, and this time she'll be played by Katie Holmes, which means you can pretty much cross off that lead because there's no way producers will willingly fork over the dough to keep her thetan-free MORE

Lindsay Lohan’s ignoring her community service?

Lindsay Lohan

Oh, hey, looks like we're back up! Sorry about the downtime everyone, but unfortunately we were having some trouble with angry Gleeks firebombing my home our server, but thankfully we fixed it so it looks like smooth sailing from here. Anyway, not only is Lindsay Lohan behind on her community service, like I said she was a week or two ago, but it turns out that she now has herself a 'team' in order to encourage her to take the necessary steps to MORE

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are Brangelina now!

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

Wanna know how to make little girls' heads explode? Post a picture online of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez with a bunch of little kids, and then have themselves announce that they are Brangelina 2.0. That sound you may have heard were teenage girls going apeshit over the coming of their own super Jesus, or the fact that they just realized that the odds of them ever banging Justin just dipped into the negatives. Us Weekly reports: On Tuesday, MORE

Hugh Jackman will break your jaw!

Hugh Jackman

One thing I absolutely love about Hugh Jackman is that he's kind of on the line between butch muscle daddy and theater queen. I mean, the guy can tear out your throat and not even blink, but more likely than not he'll just break out into a rendition of La Vie Boheme. Anyway, Hugh Jackman appeared on WWE Raw to promote Real Steel (I'm assuming both of those things are gay porn titles) when he accidentally broke a guy's jaw during a staged punch. MORE