Dina Lohan is writing a tell-all about Lindsay!

Dina and Lindsay Lohan

Not one to let Michael Lohan have all the fun and money that comes with telling everyone that the daughter he and Dina Lohan ruined is now smoking meth (or crack), Dina has decided that she's going to hop on the bandwagon by writing a tell-all book about how she turned Lindsay Lohan into a decaying black hole of drugs, irresponsibility and entitlement, because if you can't be a good mother, you can be a good opportunist! TMZ reports: TMZ has MORE

New Couple: Scarlett Johansson and Joseph Gordon-Levitt?

Scarlett Johansson and Joseph Gordon-Levitt

It's Thursday, which means that Scarlett Johansson has moved on to a new famous person to screw in order to convince everyone that she's SO over her ex-husband now. Did she mention she's totally over Ryan Reynolds? Because she's bigger than him. I mean, he really can't compare to her NEW man, Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Joseph was in Inception. What was Ryan ever in? The Green Lantern? HA! You know, Ryan is going to look back one day and realize what a MORE

Muammar Gaddafi is dead!

Muammar Gaddafi

Hey, remember that Libyan dictator everyone hated? Come on, it was this big thing earlier this year. There were uprisings and shit. There was something about Twitter. Or was it Facebook? Also, no one could spell his name right and he dressed like Liberace serving uniform realness? Yeah, that guy. He's dead now, but no one really cares because Lindsay Lohan is a colossal trainwreck. Time magazine reports: Thousands of Libyans poured on to the MORE

Michael Lohan thinks Lindsay is smoking meth or crack!

Michael Lohan

Can you believe it has been months since famewhore Michael Lohan sold his daughter down the river in order to collect that sweet, sweet tabloid money? Anyway, the star of Celebrity Rehab decided to tell everyone that Lindsay Lohan is probably smoking either meth of crack based on her rotten teeth. Once again, this story was brought to you by the guy who was just on a reality rehab show aka fake rehab. For attention. Cannot make that clear enough. MORE

Lindsay is going to get her life back on track?

Lindsay Lohan

So after yesterday's awesome verbal smackdown by Judge Stephanie Saunter, train wreck Lindsay Lohan is now telling everyone that she's seen the light and will now work as hard as she can in order to get her life back on track and avoid partying, drinking and drugs. But of course, this is a lie because it's a statement involving working and remaining sober and it came out of LiLo's meth mouth. TMZ reports: Sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ, she MORE

Shia LaBeouf will cut you!

Shia LaBeouf

Remember a couple days ago, someone opened a can of 100% pure Canadian maple whoop-ass on Shia LaBeouf up in Vancouver because he was being a drunken prick? You know, as opposed to his modus operandi, which is just being a regular prick? You might remember Shea Carter, the guy who helped Shia up and told him to lay low in order to stay out of trouble, guess how Shia thanked him? If you answered "by threatening to murder him with a knife" then MORE

Take a look at Pandora Boxx’s ‘Cooter’!

Pandora Boxx - Cooter

RuPaul's Drag Race devotees will remember season two's Pandora Boxx, aka the bitch that should have won (sorry Tyra Sanchez, but ... PANDORA BOXX. 'Nuff said.) Anyway, she has a new song available on iTunes! Plus she just released the new music video (watch it below) for it a couple days ago. It's all about vaginas if you're into that sort of thing, so check it out now and make sure to buy it! MORE

Kellan Lutz loves his gay fans!

Kellan Lutz

Oh Kellan Lutz... We've really made no secret of our fondness for Kellan here on PopBytes, nor do we have any intention of doing so in the near future. Anyway, in a new interview with The Advocate, Kellan talked about how he loves hugging his gay fans and how he likes it when they hit on him. IT'S LIKE HE'S TALKING DIRECTLY TO ME! Oh, they’re the best. I love them. When I meet gay fans out and about, they’re so great to talk to — and MORE

Lindsay Lohan’s probation got revoked!

Lindsay Lohan

Well, holy shit, this might be getting us somewhere: Judge Saunter heard Lindsay Lohan's case as to why she hasn't completed any of her community service, why she got fired, and how she could look people in the eye and say that the real volunteers were meanies and that working with abused woman wasn't "fulfilling" enough for her, and has decided to revoke Lindsay's probation, pending a hearing November 2nd. So we can all look forward to Lindsay MORE

Chord Overstreet: Coming back to ‘Glee’?

Chord Overstreet

In the never-ending saga that is Chord Overstreet's firing-rehiring-quitting of Glee, it seems like today Chord threw a dart at his magical dartboard of employment and it landed on "rehiring", so we can all look forward to the return of Sam to McKinley High a little later this season. And a couple episodes after that, we can all look forward to him getting fired, but not really, and then he quits before coming back an episode later. It makes MORE

Lindsay Lohan donated $50,000 to charity?

Lindsay Lohan

So today, Lindsay Lohan has to go to court to explain how it wasn't her complete lack of work ethic that got her kicked out of community service, but those super mean volunteers who were helping out a woman's shelter. So Lindsay has decided to finally buckle down and focus on getting her life back on track. Or she's just going to write a check to a charity and use that as goodwill to keep herself out of jail because you can, in fact, throw money MORE

‘Jersey Shore’ couple Ronnie and Sammi call it quits!

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Sammi Giancola

All right, so last night I finally caved and started watching the new season of Jersey Shore, having never actually really watched an episode before, because since FOX decided to put all the shows we actually care about on hiatus in exchange for men on steroids hitting balls with sticks, my general range of television has become decidedly limited. Anyway, after a couple episodes, I finally realized why everyone hates Sammi: because she's a MORE

Here’s Justin Bieber’s first Christmas song …

Justin Bieber - Mistletoe

All right, fiiiiiiiiine. I'll admit it: Justin Bieber's new single, Mistletoe, the first single off his Christmas album ... is not terrible. It's actually okay. It sounds a little like Jason Mraz. Congratulations, you have found my Achilles heel: I cannot say no to Christmas music. Even if the video does feature some pretty blatant product placement and use of the word "shawty". Does anyone actually use that word in real life? Anyway, here's the MORE

Selena Gomez got more death threats!

Selena Gomez

I really do feel bad for Selena Gomez. As far as I can tell, she seems like a perfectly sweet girl, she has talent, and she doesn't spend all her time clubbing for diving face first into piles of coke. And yet for some reason she gets death threats the way most people get poked on Facebook. This time, however, Selena was targeted by a crazy person who insisted that God (read: delusions of theological grandeur brought on by mental health issues) MORE