I apologize for the lame headline, but unfortunately, "The Hangover 2: Now With 50% Fewer Arson-Related Blowjobs" was a little too long. Anyway, after it was announced that Mel Gibson would be making a cameo in The Hangover 2, the cast and crew were reportedly so pissed that they demanded the scene be cut, and now it looks like Mel is out on his ass. *Wah-Wah-Waaaaaaaaah* "I thought Mel would have been great in the movie and I had the full MORE
Spencer vs. Perez: There can be only one douchebag!
Because 'The Time Of Gathering' is upon us and they must utilize 'The Quickening' in order to fight for power over all douchebags (It's a Highlander joke, people, just google it), Spencer Pratt (who may or may not be a child rapist, just sayin') has jumped back on Twitter to start a feud with Perez Hilton, now that Perez has sworn off making fun of celebrities ... well, at least until it's beneficial for himself anyway. {Spencer} @perezhilton MORE
J-Woww is a ‘Jersey Shore’ dumbass!
So J-Woww, the chick from Jersey Shore who has big boobs and isn't Snooki, was reportedly offered $400,000 to pose topless for Playboy, only to turn them down because she said she had better things to do with her time. Ummmmm ... wait, what? All you're known for is having gigantic tits and having drunken sex on TV. Believe me, this is about as bright as your star is gonna shine. "I am not going to do Playboy in the near future," she told Ryan MORE
Dianna Agron is kinda awesome!
Alright, so by now you've probably heard about the racy shoot that Glee stars Cory Monteith, Lea Michele and Dianna Agron did for GQ, and how everyone is clutching their pearls and dropping their monocles about how it's "pedophilia" despite the fact that they're all in their mid-20's. Well, Dianna Agron took to her blog to let you all know she's very, very sorry that you all suck at being competent parents. And if your eight-year-old has a copy MORE
Steven Daigle is in jail now!
Alright, who's ready to count the number of punches I'm about to pull? Anyway, Steven Daigle, who was on Big Brother 10 for about two seconds and then joined the skin biz, was arrested after getting physical with his boyfriend (and pornstar) Trent Locke outside of a WeHo club. If convicted, Steven's looking at up to a year in real jail, not the fun gay porn jail. The West Hollywood Sheriff has confirmed to The Sword that Steven Daigle was MORE
Michael Lohan doesn’t understand irony!
Now that Michael Lohan has done everything in his power to make himself look like the biggest goddamn embarrassment in a family of embarrassments, Ol' Mesh Shirt has decided that he'll never make another statement to the press regarding his (messy) daughter Lindsay Lohan, ever again. He did so via a statement to the press. I just facepalmed myself so hard I actually gave myself brain damage. How do numbers work again? In the no-more-statements MORE
All the pregnant ladies, put your hands up!
... Hey, it was either that or "If you liked it then you shoulda put your sperm in it", but there's only so much I can get away with in the header. Anyway, it's (almost) official: Beyoncé is pregnant! And uh ... Ummmmmm ... Fuck, I already used my one Single Ladies joke, didn't I? Well, what if I said her baby is Destiny's Child? Oh God you're right, that is lame. Read the blurb while I drink until I forget how much I suck. "B was shocked. She MORE
Kristen Stewart is a pole dancer!
Alright, here's the thing: I hate the Twilight movies. HATE. The books too. Seriously, if you're idea of a strong female role model involves an indecisive, personality-free girl who has to choose between bestiality and necrophilia, you're doing it wrong. That being said, I always thought the stars were charming enough, and it makes me happy that Kristen Stewart is learning the noble art of pole dancing. Hey, don't knock it 'til you try it. The MORE
What the eff, Bristol Palin. What. The. Eff.
I know I rag on Bristol Palin a lot for being an outright hypocrite when it comes to sex and 'modesty', but I'll give her this one: It really doesn't get any more modest than dancing in a goddamn gorilla costume. And that's exactly what she did: She went on Dancing With The Stars dressed as Donkey Kong. What. The. FUCK. Bristol Palin and partner Mark Ballas received the lowest score of the night on 'Dancing With the Stars' Monday with a jive MORE
Dina Lohan might get sh*tcanned!
Because it was totally bound to happen eventually, Lindsay Lohan is reportedly being advised by the Betty Ford Clinic to fire her mother, Dina Lohan, as her manager in order to keep her from falling off the wagon again. Which is sort of like saying that deleting your dealers number from your cell phone might help keep you off the powdery stuff. Lindsay Lohan is being advised to cut mom Dina loose from her business empire and acting career if she MORE
Kim Kardashian is a haggard old witch apparently!
It's official people: You can all kiss Kim Kardashian's piss-soaked ass goodbye. Kim has agreed to never pose nude again because she thinks that she's too old, despite being only 30-years-old. That's it? Thirty? You're going to stop doing the one thing that you're even remotely good at because you're no longer in your twenties? Okay then. Kim Kardashian recently posed completely nude for W magazine, but enjoy those photos because if Kim is to be MORE
Justin Bieber vs. An actual 12-year-old
Alright, so by now you've already heard that Justin Bieber was caught in a mini-scandal over the weekend when he got into a fight with a 12-year-old kid while playing laser tag (Really? Laser tag? That's still around?). Anyway, more and more details are starting to come forward, and as it turns out, the 12-year-old may have started it by ganging up on Biebs and calling him a "faggot". Gosh, what great parents he must have. As TMZ first reported, MORE
THE BEEF IS PISSED!
Let's say you're Shia Laboeuf. You've just finished up your day on set for Transformers 3: Autobots vs. The Mooninites and you're chilling with a book at a coffee shop when some pudgy photog decides to snap a picture of you. Clearly, this means you should spazz out, throw your coffee at him and then run away, right? Right. Except holy shit, Shia is kind of a huge pansy. Seriously, he looks like an eight-year-old who had too much sugar. I mean, MORE
Taylor Momsen wrote Heidi Montag’s song?!
By now, you guys know how I feel about Heidi Montag: Namely, that she's a vapid famewhore, but I kinda feel bad for her because she's dumb, easily manipulated, and will probably forget how to breathe one day. And you also know how I feel about Taylor Momsen: That she's a hypocritical, unprofessional little shit with a false sense of self-entitlement. Anyway, it turns out Heidi actually covered one of Taylor's shitty songs called Blackout and MORE
