Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively are banging!

Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively

So despite the fact that Green Lantern sucked giant green balls made entirely out of willpower, the stars of the movie apparently got something out of it. No, not millions of dollars, it turns out Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively might be banging after Blake broke up with her former piece, Leonardo DiCaprio. Say what you will, but you have to admit, Blake has excellent taste in famous dick. E! Online reports: As we told you earlier this week, MORE

Lindsay Lohan is not cutting again!

Lindsay Lohan

So a couple days ago, Lindsay Lohan was photographed with a red mark on her arm and Perez Hilton, never one to turn down a complete red herring when it can be milked for all the non-story it's worth, jumped on it and proclaimed from the rooftops that LiLo was cutting again. Well, now Lindsay is going on the defensive by saying that no, she's not cutting, and she totally has her career back on track. I only believe one of those things. Via MORE

Madonna’s undoctored naked photos leak onto the web!

Madonna

Some people argue that Photoshop is evil, and a tool used to promote an unhealthy body image that woman should look a specific way. While I don't entirely disagree with this assessment, The Daily Mail is reporting that undoctored photos from Madonna's W magazine photo shoot from 2009 have leaked onto the web, and if a little Photoshop here and there means we never have to see a topless Madonna's best impression of an angry gargoyle glaring down MORE

Demi Moore can’t forgive Ashton Kutcher …

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher

In the least surprising news ever, Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher have allegedly entered marriage counseling which at this point is like trying to fix the Titanic with duct tape. And now it turns out that Demi can't forgive Ashton for trolling for fresh poon (aka Sara Leal) during their anniversary, so now it looks like that inevitable divorce is more or less on. RadarOnline reports: “They’ve been in counseling,” a source close to the MORE

Justin Bieber and Mariah Carey are doing an Xmas duet

Justin Bieber and Mariah Carey

Hold on to your vinyl copies of Bon Iver's For Emma, Forever Ago kiddies, because I'm about to lower my wall of cynically cool hipsterism and the resulting bomb may blow your world wide open: I love Mariah Carey's first Christmas album. I'm not even being ironic about this either, I just like it! My mother and I still get drunk on cosmos every year and sing our way through All I Want For Christmas Is You. Well, Mariah has decided to retread those MORE

Feist on her year-long sabbatical from music

Feist

You know what I love about slow news days like today? They give me a break from writing about stupid, slutty famewhores and lets me branch out and actually write about people I like. Anyway, in order to promote her new album Metals (which I picked up on Tuesday and is absolutely amazing) Feist talked to Pitchfork about the creative process behind the album, as well as the year-long break from performing she took after the massive worldwide MORE

Jennifer Aniston threw a chair at her director!

Jennifer Aniston

Taking a page from every crappy 90's daytime talk show that featured white trash hating on white trash, Jennifer Aniston decided to liven things up on the set of a movie by hucking a chair at her director. Whether or not she did so while shouting "YOU DON'T KNOW ME! YOU DON'T KNOW ME! UH-HUH! I DO WHAT I WANT!" has yet to be confirmed, but if I had to guess? Yes. The Huffington Post reports: Aniston recently took a rare trip behind the camera MORE

Details on Ashton Kutcher and Sara Leal’s wild night!

Ashton Kutcher and Sara Leal

Now that it's imminently clear that Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore will probably split up because Ashton is a drunk slut who can't keep his dick out of other drunk sluts, it's time for friends of the drunk slut mistress to come forward and milk this story for some of that sweet, sweet tabloid money. First up: A friend of Sara Leal who's selling out the story to Star magazine, because let's face it: the booze and cocaine required to help you forget MORE

Celebrities remember Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs

In case you haven't been on the Internet for the past 12 or so hours, Apple co-founder Steve Jobs died at age 56, losing his battle with pancreatic cancer. So while confused teenagers on Facebook typed on their Macs about their complete lack of knowledge as to who Steve Jobs is (aaaaaand we have irony), celebrities have been sending their sympathies to his family. From RadarOnline: Bill Gates: "For those of us lucky enough to get to work with MORE

Ashton Kutcher plus two whores in a hot tub!

Ashton Kutcher

Oh thank heavens, a story about Ashton Kutcher cheating on Demi Moore that doesn't revolve entirely around Twitter. Way to go journalists! Way to stop being morons! Anyway, after Ashton allegedly spent his anniversary banging randoms instead of spending time with his wife, alleged photos have surfaced of that night, showing what appears to be Ashton hanging out with a pair of skanks in a hot tub and making baby stew. Us Weekly reports: But MORE

Johnny Depp apologizes for his rape comment!

Johnny Depp

Confession time: I never got the appeal of Johnny Depp. Nope. Never. I get it: he's wearing a fedora and a scarf. Isn't he precious? Whatever. Anyway, yesterday he showed everyone why he never talks to the media, specifically because he's out of his tiny hipster mind, by saying that getting paid massive amounts of money to have his picture taken is like rape in the latest issue of Vanity Fair magazine. Anyway, now he's saying that he's very sorry MORE

Eddie Cibrian’s new show got canceled!

Eddie Cibrian and Amber Heard

Ever seen NBC's Monday night show The Playboy Club? Me neither. Because the show was awful. Seriously, I watched the pilot and was just like "ugh, seriously? This crap? No." Anyway, millions upon millions of people thought the exact same thing because Eddie Cibrian's show is the first new show of the fall season to get the axe, probably because you can't name a show The Playboy Club and not show boobs. That's not cool. Via The Hollywood MORE

Is Kristen Wiig leaving ‘Saturday Night Live’?

Kristen Wiig

I'm just going to completely ignore the thousands of angry Internet people going "Saturday Night Live stopped being funny ten years ago!" (it didn't) and just jump straight to the meat of the story: after six years on the show, it looks like funny lady Kristen Wiig might be leaving the show in order to focus on making movies, which is probably for the best because if you look at her film resume, she's actually kind of nailing it (unlike other SNL MORE

Black Eyed Peas pulled out of MJ’s tribute concert!

Black Eyed Peas

Remember how the Black Eyed Peas told everyone that just because they're on hiatus (read: breaking up) doesn't mean they're breaking up? And that they don't totally hate each other and that the resentment between themselves is NOT so thick you could hang a painting on it? Well HAHAHA! Yeah that might be total bullshit, because they dropped out of the upcoming Michael Jackson tribute concert because they're "unable to perform" which I'm going to MORE