Crystal Harris keeps on digging for gold!

Crystal Harris

After seeing Holly Madison rake in money and attention by insuring her $2 boobs for $1 Million (truly a sound investment, if you're trying to lose all your money) Crystal Harris has decided to hop onto the selling out tacky useless shit bandwagon by hawking the engagement ring Hugh Hefner gave her to let him slap his wrinkled penis against her forehead. Picture it ... aaaaaaaaand you know what hell is like. Via TMZ: A diamond isn't always MORE

Demi and Ashton’s Twitter drama!

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher

Because everything Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher does revolves around Twitter in some way, everyone is freaking out over the fact that *GASP!* Ashton has stopped following Demi, which means they're divorcing because Twitter is a legally binding marital contract or something. RadarOnline reports: Demi Moore is no longer one of the 671 people Ashton Kutcher follows on Twitter, RadarOnline is exclusively reporting. And it appears Demi stopped MORE

Holly Madison insured her boobs for $1 Million!

Holly Madison

Remember Holly Madison? She was the famewhore Hugh Hefner was banging who wasn't Kendra Wilkinson. Or the one who left him at the alter. Or the twins. Or Bridget Marquardt, who was apparently shot off into the deepest recesses of space the moment her reality show was canceled. Anyway, she got her tits insured for $1 Million, because at this point, they're the only profitable part of her, and how is she supposed to keep food on her table if rich MORE

Heidi and Spencer aren’t broke, so say Heidi and Spencer

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt

Earlier this week, reports surfaced that famewhores Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were flat broke and couldn't get any work because they never paid their agents. Except now Heidi and Spencer are claiming that they still have money and that they totally aren't in any sort of debt at all because they never had agents to begin with! Which makes total sense when you remember that this is Heidi and Spencer and lying is what they do when they're bored MORE

Scarlett Johansson wants some privacy!

Scarlett Johansson

So after Scarlett Johansson's nude pics were leaked onto the Internet a couple weeks ago (once again, SCARLETT JOHANSSON'S BOOBS AND BUTT. Gotta bring in those Google page views), Scarlett went on the offensive and tried to make sure that any blog with the pictures posted up immediately removed them. And now she's complaining about how she deserves her privacy even though she's famous, because when people take nude pictures of themselves, that's MORE

Ashton and Demi not tweeting = DIVORCE!

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher

Because it's a ridiculously slow news day and nothing brings in the page views like wild speculation based off social networking, it seems like Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher might be getting a divorce, this based entirely on the fact that they're tweeting less and less, and what they are posting involves foreboding shit that hints in either direction. Contact Music reports: There has been no official statement from the couple's representatives MORE

Oh joy, Kim Kardashian might be pregnant!

Kim Kardashian

I'm guessing after yesterday's news that Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries realized they made a huuuuuuuge mistake by getting married to each other, they've decided that they're going to do what any good couple does when they no longer feel anything for each other and need someway to keep the magic alive (or at the very least, postpone its death): they might be having a baby! Either that or Kim is just getting fat. OK! Magazine and its completely MORE

Ashley Tisdale slams ‘Toddlers & Tiaras’

Toddlers & Tiaras

If you've never seen Toddlers & Tiaras before, try and keep it that way because I'm pretty sure it's considered child pornography. Anyway, I've seen clips of it on The Soup, and from what I can tell, it's basically what happens when mothers realize all of their dreams are unattainable and they need to dress their kids up as hookers and make them dance for grown adults in order to remedy this. And they do not see anything wrong with this. MORE

Jessica Simpson: Pregnant or not?

Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson

So despite the fact that I think there's a story about how Jessica Simpson looks pregnant but is actually just a little chubby something like every other week here (I mean holy shit, she's a couple extra pounds overweight. Have you ever considered the baby inside of her might be of the food variety?) reports are circulating that Jessica might be pregnant with her man Eric Johnson's baby. Again with the dumbass reports, I just ... whatever. Here's MORE

Nelly Furtado donated her Gadhafi money!

Nelly Furtado

Okay yes, I know that's not how you're supposed to spell it but until someone can actually come up with some sort of unified spelling for this asshole's name, I'm going with this one. Aaaaaaaaanyway, Canadian musician Nelly Furtado, true to her word, donated the $1 Million bucks she received from performing for Gadhafi and his family, so you know, kudos to her on that one. Access Hollywood reports: She made this latest announcement Tuesday at MORE

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries hit a rough patch!

Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian

So yesterday, I reported on the fact that Kim Kardashian might not always be seen wearing her wedding ring, because she wants to avoid over-accessorizing. Clearly, I should have known that statement was crap since the girl has more useless crap hanging off her at any given moment than Batman. Anyway, reports are starting to go around about how they've hit a rough patch: Kris Humphries, because he wants a more traditional arrangement, and Kim MORE

Elisabetta Canalis got booted from ‘Dancing with the Stars’

Elisabetta Canalis

Good news everyone! Chaz Bono is still on Dancing with the Stars! And even better news: Elisabetta Canalis, who you might know from being Clooney's former piece and absolutely nothing else, finally got kicked off the show for being a terrible dancer. You know you suck at dancing when Nancy Grace can show her nipple and still come off as more watchable than you. The Huffington Post reports: The Italian actress who romanced George Clooney has MORE

Ashton Kutcher is still whorin’ it out!

Ashton Kutcher

When we last left Ashton Kutcher, he was under fire for using his position as a guest editor for Details magazine to pimp out a bunch of useless shit that he invested in. But now he's learned the error of his ways and has now moved onto screwing up his marriage to Demi Moore and - oh, wait, never mind, it looks like Gawker's reporting that he's still pimping shit out, this time on Two and a Half Men. I put a bunch of ... portfolio companies MORE

Chris Christie denies ‘Jersey Shore’ tax credit!

Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi and Chris Christie

So New Jersey's governor Chris Christie took time out from maybe-or-maybe-not running unsuccessfully for president (can you decide already so that you can lose your bid to Mitt Romney?) to announce that Jersey Shore would no longer be receiving tax breaks from the state so that they can film eight filthy whores drink and punch and cry. Via The Slate: Dubbed the "Snooki subsidy," the tax credit is part of a $10 million state program that grants MORE