Justin Bieber: Already be putting his probation in jeopardy?

Justin Bieber

It's been literally 12 days since Justin Bieber copped a plea deal in his egging case and got probation, so naturally TMZ is reporting that the cops were at his place six times over the weekend and if he doesn't simmer down and behave, he could risk his probation. Though to give credit where credit is due, he at least took longer than I thought he would. He almost hit the two week mark! That's progress, right? Cops received 4 separate MORE

Tim McGraw doesn’t appreciate his jeans being torn off!

TIm McGraw

Here's the video of Tim McGraw slapping a female fan that's been floating around, which TMZ says probably won't lead to anything because she was trying to tear off his jeans and they're pretty much on his side. Should he have slapped her? Probably not, no. Should she have tried to claw off his jeans? No, definitely not. I'm saying this as someone who's been groped (repeatedly) by excitable, inebriated women and men at various events: don't grab MORE

Is Kim Kardashian photoshopping her throwback pics now?

Kim Kardashian

If there's one thing you can count on from Kim Kardashian, it's that she will constantly post pictures of herself on every social media website she can think of, and said pictures will always be ... a little 'off' looking, let's  just put it that way. Anyway, the other day Kim posted a shot of herself, talking about how 'skinny" she looked, until someone over at RadarOnline dug up the original picture and noticed a few creative decisions. Other MORE

Now for Something Totally Different: 90′s The Rock

Dwayne Johnson

I've already talked about how Kim Kardashian somehow made $85 Million off of an app because casual gamers have garbage taste, so how about something to lighten the mood? Here's Dwayne Johnson, back in the 90's when he was still The Rock. Only somehow, this was before even that, when The Rock was a struggling female comedian. And you know what? 10/10 would do. You kind of have to grade on a curve when it comes to the 90's, and I mean really. The MORE

Joe Manganiello taught Conan O’Brien how to be a stripper

Joe Manganiello and Conan O'Brien

Joe Manganiello really took to his role in Magic Mike, to the point where he actually made a documentary about male strippers, La Bare. Anyway, last night he was on Conan O'Brien's show when he decided to teach Coco the finer points of male stripping. Here's the abridged version: grind, grind, grind, and don't say anything if they tell you that you remind them of their kids. Weird. MORE

Kim Kardashian might make $85 Million off her app?!

Kim Kardashian

I've been purposely ignoring Kim Kardashian's annoying new app, mostly because (A) it's not really Kim's app, per se. I don't care what you say, unless she coded the entire thing herself, it's not "her" app. And (B) I still have an iPhone 3 and that thing is chugging like hell. My contract is up in September anyway, so I can tough it out until then. Anyway, despite my best efforts to tune it out, Kim might be making something like $85 Million off MORE

It’s Official: Lindsay Lohan is London’s problem now!

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan has been in London for a while now, which kind of makes sense since she's been talking about moving there forever now. Except of course we didn't believe her because ... LiLo. After a while, you're just conditioned to certain patterns. Anyway, according to RadarOnline, Lindsay actually is in London permanently now (read: until her goodwill dries up and she needs to jump ship) and has vowed to no longer act like an unprofessional nut MORE

Box Office: Apes beat out Transformers

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

True story: The other day, I was on a pad thai binge after a day of work, and I'm pretty sure I ate enough to fill a bucket. Literally a bucket of pad thai. I was bloated, aching, and supremely ashamed of myself for not being able to recognize my own personal limitations, and as soon as I got home I hate half a pint of Ben & Jerry's Coffee Toffee Crunch. I guess what I'm trying to say is that, according to BoxOfficeMojo, Dawn of the Planet of MORE

First Look: American Horror Story: Freakshow

American Horror Story: Coven

UPDATE: Turns out this teaser is actually fake … but I must say it's quite well done! I'm pretty sure we won't be seeing FX's American Horror Story: Freakshow for another few months or so, but who cares?! Here's the first teaser (called 'Fallen Angel' for the new season, which means it's time for RAMPANT SPECULATION BASED OFF OF A SHORT CLIP WHICH HISTORICALLY ISN'T ACTUALLY INDICATIVE OF ANYTHING ACTUALLY ON THE SHOW! So I'm guessing MORE

Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez: Playing passive-aggressive!

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

Five years ago, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez seemed like talented (if not annoyingly omniprescient) kids teetering on the brink of stardom. Fast forward half a decade, and now they've both gone kind of crazy (after numerous splits and reunions) and are now passive-aggressively trying to one-up each other on Instagram, which once again, is what happens when you let your kids run off to Hollywood during their formative years. TMZ reports MORE

District 13 hacks the new teaser for ‘The Hunger Games: Mockingjay’

HG

If you've never read Mockingjay (and really, you should: It's a dark, well-written narrative about power and politics that somehow remains accessible enough for teenagers to read) a big part of the book is propaganda, and how it's used by the elite to trick the poor into killing each other for their benefit. So continuing along the lines of the last Hunger Games teaser, here's the second installment which finds the inhabitants of District 13 MORE

Farrah Abraham opens a yogurt restaurant, hilarity ensues

Farrah Abraham

When we last left Farrah Abraham ... I don't know. I think she was writing a book maybe? Well, 'writing.' Whatever, point is it was probably a dismal failure. But not one to let the haters blow her away or whatever, she decided to open a restaurant that serves food filled with greek yogurt. You know, because she has so much culinary experience from her years working in non-food related fields. Farrah's hilarious attempt at trying to make her MORE

Kim Kardashian & Kanye West: Already sick of each other?

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

You know how oddsmakers were putting Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's divorce at a year and a day? Well, funny story, they may have overestimated just a tiny bit, at least if you believe RadarOnline. As they report it, Kim and Kanye barely spend any time together, and Kanye is beginning to figure out that Kim is uncultured swine who has no desire to expand her horizons. Gee, really? The reality TV star with a clothing line at Sears might not be MORE

Paris Hilton has a new song out? Terrific

Paris Hilton "Come Alive"

You know, we rag on Paris Hilton a lot, but we have to give credit where credit is due: Girlfriend is resilient. When the world said to her, "you have no acting ability," she made The Hottie and The Nottie. When the world said to her, "you have no singing ability," she released an album. And when the world said, "you've overstayed your welcome, so we're going to move onto a bigger, more unrepentant famewhore (aka Kim Kardashian)," she continued MORE