Joan Rivers has passed away

Joan Rivers

After a week spent comatose in the hospital (triggered by cardiac arrest during a routine surgery procedure), Joan Rivers has passed away at the age of 81. Joan, for those of you who didn't know, was one of the first female comedians to ever break it big. She was Johnny Carson's (first and only) permanent guest host on The Tonight Show. If you're ever able to pick up a copy and read We Killed: The Rise of Women in American Comedy, there's an MORE

Kim Kardashian considers herself victimised

Kim Kardashian

Before we jump into this, I want to remind you of a few things so that we have some context here. Okay? Okay. Kim Kardashian has earned almost $85 Million off her freemium game and has turned her last wedding into a massive reality TV event for money and attention–making untold millions off of the gullible and stupid. Context provided? Awesome. Here she is complaining about how victimized she is because people keep talking about the dumb sh!t MORE

Cee Lo Green’s career is most likely f*cked

Cee Lo Green and The Muppets "All I Need Is Love"

Well Cee Lo Green, I guess it's time for you to go. Yes, "F*ck You" was quite a catchy song, and you somehow managed to milk that one out into a spot on The Voice and a Christmas album with the Muppets, but I think you might be done now. Specifically because after pleading no contest to drugging a woman with ecstasy, you jumped onto Twitter and said that you can't rape someone who's unconscious. Seriously, you can go home now. You're finished. MORE

The FBI will now get to the bottom of … The Fappening!

Kate Upton

First, off let me just say that I love Reddit. Dearly. I may not get the point of Karma, but I do appreciate how incredibly efficient it can be as a content aggregator. That being said, "The Fappening." Lord, you motherf*ckers know how to make my heart hurt. I mean it's clever, but considering how dozens of women just had their personal privacy invaded (like Kate Upton), immediately going with the jack-off joke might have been in bad taste. MORE

Justin Bieber got arrested (possibly violating his probation)

Justin Bieber

This may come as a surprise to you, but Justin Bieber did something stupid today. I know, I'm utterly shocked. My socks have been knocked clean off my feet and have rocketed across the room. What a marvelous break from the norm this has been. Except this time, it happened in Canada, and he got arrested. So actually, this is almost kind of a surprise inasmuch as we all knew he'd be arrested, we just didn't know when. TMZ reports ... Justin MORE

Kanye West ranted at Jay Pharoah for impersonating him

Kanye West

If there's one thing I've learned about Kanye West in the time I've spent blogging, it's that he has the sense of hum our of a funeral director. I don't think I've ever seen anyone with less of a sense of humor about himself. The reason his face is so baby-smooth is because it's never been marred by laugh lines. Or laughter. Point is, Kanye is a humourless killjoy. So much so, that he actually ranted at SNL star Jay Pharoah after seeing him do MORE

Exposed Via Nude Photo Leak: Jennifer Lawrence (+ more!)

Jennifer Lawrence

Normally, I'd be more than happy to take Labor Day off, even though it's kind of a useless holiday that basically acts as breakup sex with summer. The more you think about that one, the more it makes sense. Anyway, I was going to just putz around all day, but then alleged nude pictures of Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton, Selena Gomez, Ariana Grande, and pretty much every female celebrity you could ever think of leaked onto the web, so now we're MORE

Box Office: Guardians of the Galaxy–top-grossing film of 2014

Chris Pratt

Every Monday, I usually do a quick thing on the top five movies at the box office, except that this week, we had the exact same top three as the week before. Seriously. The only major change was that Parisian hell movie making it to fourth, but other than that, it's pretty much the same as last week. So instead, let's switch gears and talk about Guardians of the Galaxy. Specifically, that Guardians has just become the biggest movie of the year, MORE

Britney Spears: Done with David Lucado’s cheating ways!

Britney Spears and David Lucado

Coming off of the "BRANGELINA GOT MARRIED!" story, here's one about a massive pop star splitting up with her boyfriend–who messed up in a big way. Britney Spears' (loser) boyfriend David Lucado (where the hell did she find this redneck–just ugh) not only decided to cheat on her, but also taped the whole damn thing. And here's where it gets even worse: Britney's dad Jamie Spears–who still holds a conservatorship (now in its sixth year) over MORE

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt got married!

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

So apparently, after being together for nine years, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie made it official a few days ago by getting married. Possibly. Honestly, I don't think there's been any confirmation from the happy couple, but everyone on the internet is saying it's true, so it must be true! Via Us Weekly: Leave it to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie to pull off the impossible in Hollywood -- a secret wedding! The high-profile couple somehow managed MORE

Kylie Jenner is the new Kim Kardashian …

Kylie Jenner

Deep down, I think we all knew that Kim Kardashian couldn't last forever (although it feels like it by now). Like oil reserves or helium, we only had a set amount of tolerance for Kim's famewhoring ways, and it was rapidly depleting. Between Kim's fast fading beauty, her dwindling career opportunities and her in general caustic demeanor, eventually we would need to think about expanding outwards to other forms of Kardashian. So lo and behold, MORE

‘American Horror Story: Freak Show’ has some new teasers!

American Horror Story: Freakshow

Now that American Horror Story: Freak Show (premiering October 8th on FX) is unleashing their teasers for real this time (along with the just released official character poster posted above), it's time for everyone's favorite game ... Baseless Fan Speculation! The game that accomplishes nothing and just manages to irritate everyone! So, let's see the two new teasers, shall we? All right, so now we have snake man, three-legged acrobat MORE

Justin Bieber is comparing himself to Princess Diana?

Justin Bieber

You know what's sad? This morning, I woke up, found two different Justin Bieber stories, and had to debate which one was dumber and ergo more postable. Ultimately, I skipped Justin trying to mess with a guy's cell phone at Dave & Buster's in lieu of writing about how he got rear-ended by a photographer and is now comparing himself to the late Princess Diana. I guess what I'm trying to say is STOP GIVING ME OPTIONS. At least limit yourself to MORE

Kim Kardashian doesn’t want to be Beyoncé’s buddy anymore?

Kanye West, Beyoncé, Jay-Z, Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian (hell, her entire family really) has always struck me as a person who never really progressed mentally, emotionally, or psychologically past high school. Which would explain why a woman well into her thirties would build her entire life and career around the very nebulous idea of being "popular". Because let's be honest: If you're over the age of thirty, and you still spend this much time worrying about other people being aware of MORE