Everyone at Paris Fashion Week hates Kim and Kanye

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

Yesterday, when Kim Kardashian got tackled in Paris, I talked about how bad I felt that a small, asshole part of me kind of took it as karma. As it turns out, there are plenty of people at Paris Fashion Week who generally aren't too high on Kim or Kanye West either. In fact, I'd go so far as to say that Kimye aren't quite as popular as they think they are, because not only did they get booed to hell for showing up late to a Lanvin show, but MORE

Kim Kardashian: Tackled by that prankster guy!

Kim Kardashian

Okay, bear with me on this one. Have you ever seen something that deep down, you know is morally wrong, and you feel legitimately bad about it, but you can't help but think "well ..." Yeah, that's the general reaction I had when I heard that Vitalii Sediuk (the guy who punched Brad Pitt) tackled Kim Kardashian. It's wrong, it's morally reprehensible, but dammit if there isn't a little voice in the back of my head going "ehhhhhh, it is Kim MORE

Lindsay Lohan’s stage career might be on shaky ground

Lindsay Lohan

Well, good / bad news time, kids. The good news? The London revival of David Mamet's 1988 play Speed-the-Plow starring Lindsay Lohan was performed the other night, and it's only getting mixed reviews. MIXED! Which means that about fifty percent of people actually like it! Honestly, when you consider how many people thought she would set the building ablaze, this is pretty good. On the downside, apparently she didn't know a pretty decent chunk of MORE

Faking It: That woman with three boobs!

Jasmine Tridevil

UPDATE: Of course this three-breasted woman (aka Jasmine Tridevil) is a complete fraud Technically, this story doesn't really involve any actual celebrities. That being said, it does involve a woman trying to be famous as well as a three boobs, so the internet is currently going bonkers over this one. So let's talk about this. By now, you've probably heard about Jasmine Tridevil, the woman who claims she had a third breast surgically MORE

Kris and Bruce Jenner are getting divorced

Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner

Bruce Jenner and Kris Jenner announced their separation nearly a year ago, but they've only filed for divorce recently because Bruce took his sweet-ass time putting together the banishing spell. This is why it pays to stock up on Eye of Newt and Deadly Nightshade in advance, Bruce. Anyway, turns out the spell must have worked because they've both filed petitions and their splitting their assets, which must have been like trying to move half of MORE

Ariana Grande’s life coach is jumping ship

Ariana Grande

Oh Ariana Grande, you were *this* close! You finally got off your Nickelodeon show after Jennette McCurdy's lingerie pictures leaked! You had two huge songs at the top of the charts! You stopped talking in that weird sexy baby voice. Seriously, where did that one come from? But then you went into full diva mode off of two songs and a Nickelodeon show, and you refused to let anyone see you from the right, because ... it would steal your soul I MORE

The Fappening: Male Edition … might be coming soon!

Justin Bieber

After The Fappening died down enough that we could all start joking about it, one of the more prevalent joke-not-jokes was that leaking a bunch of the men stars' pics would help even things out a bit. You know, make things fair. Except according to TMZ, that might be a thing soon. Get ready for: "That's not me!" and "It's photoshopped!" and "Look, it was super cold that day, cut me some slack." We're told the male celebs have contacted MORE

Kanye wants Kim to ditch ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’

Kanye West, Kim Kardashian and North West

It's been no secret that Kanye West hates reality TV and has no interest in being surrounded by cameras, so it's a bit of a surprise that he's with Kim Kardashian (WEST!), a woman who lives in front of reality TV cameras. Except it turns out that Kanye is now actively trying to get Kim to dump Keeping Up With The Kardashians, and you better believe that he's about to incur the wrath of momager Kris Jenner and her legion of damned valkyries. MORE

LiLo lied about touching Whitney Houston’s body bag

Whitney Houston and Lindsay Lohan

All right, here's the deal: I'm down in Las Vegas again for my partner's birthday trip, and to be honest, the culture shock of going from Toronto to Vegas is doing weird things to my head. Even worse is the fact that on the flight in, our plane landed diagonally, so right now I'm not entirely convinced we didn't die and I'm now in purgatory. Anyway, all this to say that when I woke up this morning, I wasn't expecting to hear a story about how MORE

Iggy Azalea (most likely) has a sex tape!

Iggy Azalea Sex Tape

Everytime someone says 'celebrity sex tape,' two things immediately pop into my head: First, just typing those words ensures some pretty decent traffic. I could be talking about the pros and cons of watching different brands of paint dry, and adding in those words will still yield a sizable crowd. Second is that invariably, I'll go into another bit about how releasing sex tapes legally in the states works and how this can all be turned into a MORE

Rolling Stone: Not a fan of the Kardashians!

Keeping Up With The Kardashians

Confession time: There's nothing I enjoy more than an out-of-left-field slam on the Kardashian family. The less build-up there is to it, the more I enjoy it, because it reflects my own seething hatred for the Kardashians and what they represent. So here's Rolling Stone taking a huge dump on America's first family of vapid, narcissistic awfulness. Why? Why not. Take it and enjoy the schadenfreude ... The Kardashians are the last ladies standing MORE

Look kids, it’s the new Batmobile!

Batmobile

Everyone knows that the most important part of any Batman movie that makes all the fanboys go insane is the story HAHAHA no just kidding, it's the the Batsuit and the Batmobile. Who cares about plot of character analysis when you have big crashy cars? Anyway, here's the Batmobile (via a tweet from director Zack Snyder) from the upcoming Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice (planned for a March 2016 release), which I'm sure will probably be used MORE

Justin Bieber got booed–as he stripped down!

Justin Bieber

Normally, I'm of the mind that if you're an adult and you're absolutely sick of someone's stupidity, you owe it to yourself and others to at least put it into words rather than just feign righteous self-indignation and clock out with "I CAN'T." Except you know what millenials? I think I'm going to jump on board with you here. According to Us Weekly magazine, Justin Bieber was booed during Fashion Rocks last night, and his immediate response was MORE

Britney Spears: Going after the porn star who slept w/ her BF?

Britney Spears

Remember a week or so ago, when Britney Spears dumped her boyfriend David Lucado because he cheated on her? And then it turned out there was a sex tape of said cheating? And Britney's dad bought the rights to the sex tape because that's a thing dads do apparently? Yeah, well it turns out the woman Brit's ex cheated on her with was a porn star. I know, after all of that it kind of seemed like a lateral move to me too. Anyway, according to TMZ, MORE