The Kardashians refuse to shoot until thief is caught

Keeping Up With The Kardashians

There's been a bit of a crime spree happening on the set of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, as random thefts keep happening in the girls' homes. Apparently, they seem to think it might be an inside job, which is what can happen when you invite everyone into your home for attention. Well, sadly the Kardashians are saying that they won't shoot until the thief is caught, and oh what a shame that is! (Whoever it is, you will be canonized for this. MORE

Box Office: Another ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ movie

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Full confession time: When I was a kid, we had Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III on VHS. This was the one where they somehow teleported back in time to feudal japan. We watched it until the tape broke. I bring this up because, looking back on it now, the movie was stupid. It made no sense. But we watched it because we were kids and we couldn't tell when we were being spoonfed an incredibly dumb Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. Which brings me MORE

Kanye West’s deposition isn’t going well …

Kanye West

Remember a while back when Kanye West compared the paparazzi to rape? And then yesterday, we found out that in a deposition for a paparazzi beating case, he compared celebrities fighting the paparazzi to the 60's civil rights movement? Well the deposition marches on, and continuing along in the vein of "incredibly dumb parallels", here is Kanye talking about that time he compared the paparazzi to Nazis. Via TMZ ... Nate Goldberg -- the MORE

Netflix hints at a fifth season of ‘Arrested Development’

Arrested Development

Remember last year, when Netflix bestowed upon us mere mortals a fourth season of Arrested Development IN ITS ENTIRETY? And then half the web complained about a freebie, while the other half understood that cast scheduling meant a different narrative frame, and that the season was meant to be watched as a whole rather than separates, allowing each individual story to further colour and nuance the others as they interconnected? Well, they might MORE

Kanye West: Celebrities are like civil rights pioneers!

Kanye West

Ever heard the saying, "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt"? I think Abraham Lincoln said it? Probably. Someone should really consider painting this in 5000 point font on the walls of Kanye West's home, because during a deposition for that paparazzi beating case, he went ahead and compared celebrities to the civil rights pioneers of the 1960's. I repeat: Kanye thinks being a modern day celebrity MORE

Lindsay Lohan: Ready for a book–wants J.K. Rowling to pen it?

Lindsay Lohan

It seems Lindsay Lohan is nearing the end of her career, a magical land filled with off-Broadway stage productions and ghostwritten literary works. Seeing as she's already ripping apart a David Mamet play over in London, she's now setting her sights on a possible tell-all novel. Except of course, she's trying to get either E.L. James of Fifty Shades of Grey fame or J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter) to write it for her. So look forward to Harry Potter MORE

Pandora Boxx releases her new song + video … “Different!”

Pandora Boxx

It's been far too long since we featured Drag Race alum Pandora Boxx here on PopBytes, so let's rectify that, shall we? Pandy just released a brand-new music video for her latest single, "Different" (iTunes) and she … looks … STUNNING. I mean, the song is great and the video is pretty kickass, but that golden dress with the hood is incredible. I've always loved her aesthetic, but she's really upped her glamour game as of recent. Gorgeous. MORE

#DOOM: Kim Kardashian & Paris Hilton together again!

Kim Kardashian & Paris Hilton

There are a lot of things Paris Hilton has done in her (I guess you can call it a) career to be ashamed of: her terrible reality television gigs, her failure as a film actress, her horrid music … the list goes on. But possibly the worst thing she ever did was pass on her famewhore torch to Kim Kardashian, thereby branching out the tree of man's inhumanity to man via her and her sisters. But then Paris compared Kim's ass to a trash bag full of MORE

Box Office: Welcome our new raccoon overlords!

Guardians of the Galaxy

For the first time in a while, I actually went out to see a major Hollywood blockbuster during its opening weekend yesterday. We had to wait in line for like an hour, but still. Worth it. Anyway, BoxOfficeMojo reports that Guardians of the Galaxy took the top spot, surprise surprise, with an opening of $94 Million. It's also apparently the biggest August opening ever, and you know what? Completely deserved it. Raccoons with machine guns. Worth MORE

Chris Brown got dumped

Chris Brown

No, seriously, is there some kind of magical Karma genie in Hollywood this week? Between Justin Bieber getting punched and Kim Kardashian's komeuppance, and now the news of Chris Brown getting dumped, it's like the end of a Twilight Zone episode. Anyway, yeah, TMZ is reporting that Chris Brown got kicked to the curb again by Karrueche Tran. HA! Chris Brown played the Rihanna card one too many times with Karrueche Tran ... we've learned MORE

Adrienne Bailon Instagrammed a response to Kim Kardashian

Adrienne Bailon Instagrammed a response to Kim Kardashian

I don't know what happened this past week, but apparently everyone in Hollywood decided to finally confront the worst celebrities out there. Between Justin Bieber nearly getting decked by Legolas and Kim Kardashian's little Twitter feud with her brother Rob Kardashian's ex-girlfriend Adrienne Bailon, I'm secretly hoping that the worst of the worst will soon be jettisoned from stardom. Anyway, after Kim's little spat the other day, Adrienne MORE

Watch: Janelle Monáe’s video for “Electric Lady”

Janelle Monáe "Electric Lady"

The only stories today are all about either Justin Bieber getting the punch he deserves, or Sharknado 2 (sadly, nothing about Justin getting punched by a Sharknado though). So to break things up, here's the music video for Janelle Monáe's new single, "Electric Lady." Super catchy song, super fun video, and it's something nice to have playing in a separate tab while you wade through this day of wind-based shark attacks and damaged Canadians. MORE

#FAIL: Bieber getting Instagram revenge on Orlando Bloom

Orlando Bloom on Justin Bieber Instagram

Yesterday, the world rejoiced with the news of Orlando Bloom taking a swing at Justin Bieber, our jealousy being far surpassed by our joy that someone finally did it. Faced with the fact that the world saw him nearly get KTFO by Legolas, Justin returned home to do some reflecting on his–HAHAHAHA! No just kidding, he put a photo on Instagram that looked like Orlando crying. Sick burn, bra! (*Cue the sound of a million air horns*) Us Weekly MORE

Twitter Feud: Kim Kardashian vs. Adrienne Bailon

Kim Kardashian

For the past few weeks, the only stories about Kim Kardashian have been about how her marriage is a crumbling loveless husk of broken dreams and failure. So just to switch it up, Kim decided to get into a feud with brother Rob Kardashian's ex-girlfriend Adrienne Bailon, after the latter talked about how dating a Kardashian was damaging to her career. Sooooooo ... hint hint, MORE