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It's Friday (FINALLY) so let's close off the slowest week in the history of forever right? Well, except for Beyoncé getting pregnant again! Anyways, here's the latest music video from RuPaul for her brand-new single "Lick It Lollipop" (iTunes) featuring Lady Bunny. If you didn't catch the reference there: Don't quote me on this one but I think it might be about penises? I think. Don't hold me to that one. MORE
Ever since Kim Kardashian announced that she was pregnant, Kanye West has been conspicuously absent most of the time. When he actually is around, more often than not the guy just looks like he's praying for a death that just won't come. (Actually, that would explain why he walked face-first into a sign, doesn't it?) Well, Kanye is reportedly planning on spending even more time as far away from Kim as possible after she delivers the baby, so I'm MORE
For the past week, the big rumor has been that Beyoncé may be pregnant with her second child, because if you're going to drop a bombshell like that, you might as well do it during the slowest news week ever. (Seriously, I did two posts on a restaurant featured on Kitchen Nightmares, it's that bad!) Anyway, TMZ is now reporting that Beyonce is indeed pregnant, because if we have to report on Amy's Baking Company one more time, I will punch MORE
Apparently last night was the season finale of American Idol - or was it The Voice? Which is the one with Mariah Carey? Oh, it was Idol? All right then. Anyway, someone named Candice Glover won (good for her) but the big story seems to be Mariah's performance. After doing a medley of her greatest hits along with her new song "Beautiful," Twitter fans alleged that she was too good and therefore had to be lip-syncing. Personally, I think that if MORE
Ever since she entered rehab, Lindsay Lohan's biggest concern has been the fact that she can't take Adderall, which she believes she needs control her ADD (and possibly to suppress her appetite and keep her freckled-ass skinny). Well, turns out the Betty Ford Center isn't all that cool with the fact that she's using a highly-addictive pill for sh!ts and giggles, so they cut her off and switched her to a less addictive form of the drug without MORE
Because it worked so well for Farrah Abraham (assuming you define "well" as "revealed her as a delusional, unprofessional liar who has no business raising a child") teen bride Courtney Stodden told E! Online that she has a sex tape, which she has no plans on releasing. Oh who are we kidding? She'd probably hand it over to you for a stick of gum if you promised it would get her attention. Surprise, surprise: The provocative teen bride reveals MORE
A couple months ago, it was announced that Kris Jenner was getting her own daytime talk show and that America would be a lesser place for it. We're all slightly worse people now because she has her own talk show. That's how it works. Anyway, there is some good news here: It turns out, absolutely no one wants to go on her show, and even Ryan Seacrest can't convince anyone famous to actually associate themselves with Kris. Via The National Ledger MORE
Because head butting a sign and then shoving a paparazzi is what classy, dignified people do, Kanye West decided to clear the air during a concert by going on a rant about how he's not a celebrity, how he doesn't need to joke about himself during his upcoming stint on Saturday Night Live, and how if you ask him to kiss your baby he will drop it on the ground. So yeah, all that makes perfect sense. The weird thing is, if Kanye didn't want to be a MORE
Apparently, Farrah Abraham woke up this morning, looked at her daughter and thought, "hmmmm, what can I do today to get more attention while simultaneously proving that I'm a terrible mother who will some day ruin her daughter?" And then Farrah decided to go on King Mac Radio to talk about how she plans on showing her sex tape to her daughter when she turns 13. Did you hear that Child Protective Services? DID YOU HEAR THAT BULLSH!T? Also, she MORE
I really wanted to say my piece on the whole Amy's Baking Company drama and then move on, but then this happened and I would be doing all of us a disservice if I didn't post it: Last night, Patton Oswalt made a joke about the now infamous restaurant on Twitter. Since this went down right around the time ABC was going full internet butt-monkey, they tried to outwit him. I repeat: The raging laughing-stocks tried to outwit one of the singly MORE
Fun fact: There are only eleven more days until the fourth season of Arrested Development debuts in its entirety on Netflix, and they're gonna keep teasing us with just the tip until we just can't take it anymore. Anyway, here's the latest clip, which features Dr. Tobias Fünke's (David Cross) sizzle reel, encouraging you to stick him anywhere! Granted, if you've never done it before, you may want to ease into it with something small first MORE
Ever wonder what happens when Kris Jenner runs out of storylines for her terrible reality shows? Well, if this story from RadarOnline is any indication, the answer is they start banking on really weird plots that don't make a whole lot of sense. According to the report, Kim Kardashian is allegedly worried that Kanye West might be gay or something. Hey, it was either this or they make Khloé Kardashian jump a shark before introducing Kendall MORE
If you haven't seen the newest episode of Gordon Ramsay's FOX show Kitchen Nightmares, try looking it up on Hulu or something because it's basically just an hour-long cringe from beginning to end. But if you don't want to put your time into it, here's the sparksnotes version: Amy and Samy Bouzaglo run a bakery called Amy's Baking Company in Scottsdale, Arizona. Business is down because customers hate the food that they repackaged from other MORE
When we last saw Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, Kanye high-fived a sign with his face and then went after a photographer, and Kim gave her full support to him flipping out on total strangers. So here comes a big steaming pile of karma: Kanye's super expensive Lamborghini ended up getting swatted by Kim's gate, which is the best rich person retribution I've ever seen. TMZ reports ... Kanye West is having a bad month -- his $750,000 car just MORE
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