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Australia might ban Kim Kardashian!

Australia might ban Kim Kardashian!
December 1, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
Kim Kardashian

Despite the fact that Australia is home to some of the world’s deadliest animals (Have you seen the spiders down there? ENORMOUS. Did you know spiders developed eight eyes just so they can watch you die eight times? It’s true. They’re the only animal who evolved solely to drain us of our precious life juices.) Australia might be getting rid of the most dangerous creature of them all: Kim Kardashian. Turns out, a couple of her visas fell through and now they might be banning her from the country. The Daily Telegraph reports:

“For privacy reasons it would not be appropriate to discuss particular details of an individual because people who enter Australia must abide by the conditions of their visa,” a spokeswoman told us. “If people are undertaking work in Australia they need to be on an appropriate visa with work conditions attached.” But wait, there’s more. “If people do breach conditions of their visa, then the department can counsel them or cancel that person’s visa … and the department may record their breaches and immigration history. Their history would then be taken into account if they apply for another visa to enter Australia. The identities of such people are then put on to a Movement Alert List.”

Quick question, but … how hard is it to to immigrate to Australia? I mean, it’s warm and sunny all year round, the guys have the most adorable accent, and now they might just be the only country in the world not tainted by Kim. As in Kim can literally fit the entire country in the space between her gigantic ass and her vagina. In her taint. You can still hear the screams of the damned echoing off her thunder thighs …

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