Audrina Patridge was raised by this …

With Audrina Patridge getting kicked off of Dancing With The Washed-Up Has-Beens No One Cares About and landing a brand new reality TV show, Audrina’s mom, Lynn Patridge, decided to share a couple choice words with the paparazzi. And these words were soaked in about five boxes of wine, because as we all know, stage moms need booze the way people need oxygen and water.

Lynn, drunk and smoking a cigarette, told paparazzi outside LA restaurant Beso, “Audrina is going to f***ing rise. She’s got class. She’s a Polish, Catholic, f***ing full-on Italian. Not only that, she was raised right. And I don’t give a s***t. It’s all American.” She also called her daughter’s former The Hills costars “tramps” and took aim in particular at Lauren Conrad. SOURCE

A class act this one is. Christ, you’d figure with a mother like that, Audrina would have at least turned out somewhat interesting, but all I know about the girl was that she was on a terrible TV show, that she can’t look down, and that you can build a strip mall in the space between her breasts … Actually, scratch that. She really is the most interesting person on reality TV.

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