Lindsay Lohan’s tantrum on the set of ‘The Canyons’

Lindsay Lohan and James Deen

Like every great piece of literature, it was only a matter of time before the account of Lindsay Lohan‘s time tormenting the cast and crew of The Canyons was turned into an audiobook. And by “a matter of time,” I mean “literally minutes.” It was only literally minutes after her NY Times profile that audio (listen below) of her bitching out James Deen hit the pages of TMZ. I really have to hand it to Lohan, she’s found the perfect way to streamline the process of our complete and total disappointment in her.

During the rehearsal, the director can be heard instructing Lohan and Deen to walk through a scene and “take it all the way to the kiss … ’cause that’s certainly going to be important.” But when the director yells “action” … something goes wrong … and a frustrated Lindsay explodes:

“No, can you do it … Please James, say your line as you’re walking over … cause we’re doing rehearsal … do your f*cking job.” James tries to respond to Lindsay, but she cuts him off … saying, “I didn’t say anything, I said just walk over … and do your f**king job.” At that point, the director says, “Alright, I’ve had it … I’m tired.” Lindsay responds, “So have I.”

Considering that LiLo can hold down a job about as well as the average person can hold down three month old clam chowder, and considering that she spent all of her time on The Canyons screaming at people, failing to show up, and racking up thousands of dollars in costs just because she could, Lindsay probably shouldn’t be telling anyone to do their ‘f*cking’ job.

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