Because apparently, Chuck Lorre doesn’t realize that when your show’s star leaves amidst a giant clusterfuck of cocaine, dead hookers and petty, impotent, self-important rage, that’s God’s way of telling you that your show sucks and it needs to be off the air, not only is Two and a Half Men still not canceled, but they’ve decided the best way to revitalize the show is by having it center around a character played by (I shit you not) Ashton Kutcher.
The former That 70’s Show and Punk’d star has agreed to join Two and a Half Men […] The Hollywood Reporter relays. He’s putting the final touches on his contract, which will offer him a “huge payday,” according to THR. Rumors around Kutcher’s casting began to swirl earlier on Thursday. He most recently starred in the romantic comedy film No Strings Attached. A little after 9 pm, Kutcher simply tweeted: (-; SOURCE
Ashton Kutcher? On Two and a Half Men? My God, it’s the biggest story of 2003! Excuse me while I go tell everyone on Myspace about this! But first, I have to go listen to Evanescence, Chingy and Limp Bizkit on my giant, brick-sized iPod while I play Gamecube. Man, I’m sure all those things will become timeless classics, sure to withstand the test of time …
