Ashton Kutcher quit Twitter!

Ashton Kutcher

So after this morning’s little incident where Ashton Kutcher somehow kinda ignored the whole “Joe Paterno enabled a child molester and got fired for it” and then wondered why anyone would fire such a great coach, Ashton announced on his blog that he’s decided that since Googling shit takes too long and research hurts his brain parts, he’s taking his ball and going home and now no one will be able to read his pretentious, self-important tweets anymore. Waaaaaaaah.

Up until today I have posted virtually every one of my tweets on my own, but clearly the platform has become to big to be managed by a single individual. When I started using twitter it was a communication platform that people could say what they are thinking in real time and if their facts where wrong the community would quickly and helpfully reframe an opinion. It was a conversation, a community driven education tool, and opinion center that encouraged healthy debate. It seems that today that twitter has grown into a mass publishing platform, where ones tweets quickly become news that is broadcasted around the world and misinformation becomes volatile fodder for critics.

Last night after returning home from work I walked by the television and simply saw a headline that Joe Paterno had been fired. Having no more information than that, I assumed that he had been fired due to poor performance as an aging coach. As a football fan and someone who had watched Joe’s career move from that of legend/innovator to a head coach that fulfilled his duty in the booth, I assumed that the university had let him go due to football related issues. With that assumption (how dare I assume) I posted a tweet defending his career. I then when about my evening, had some dinner, did a little work, and about an hour later turned on ESPN where I got the full story. I quickly went back on my twitter account and found a hailstorm of responses calling me an “idiot” and several other expletives that I’ve become accustom to hearing for almost anything I post. I quickly retracted and deleted my previous post, however that didn’t seem enough to satisfy people’s outrage at my misinformed post. I truly am sorry if I offended anyone and more over am going to take action to ensure that it doesn’t happen again.

A collection of over 8 million followers is not to be taken for granted. I feel responsible for delivering an informed opinion and not spreading gossip or rumors through my twitter feed. While I feel that running this feed myself gives me a closer relationship to my friends and fans I’ve come to realize that it has grown into more than a fun tool to communicate with people. While I will continue to express myself through @Aplusk I’m going to turn the management of the feed over to my team at Katalyst Media to ensure the quality of it’s content. My sincere apologies to anyone who I have offended. It was a mistake that I don’t think will happen again.

So basically, “researching stuff is hard, so screw all of you, I’m just going to quit Twitter” is how I’m reading this, right? Oh good, because for a second there I assumed that he would just be a grown up about this and learn that it might be a good idea to actually do the five seconds of research it would take to realize that Joe Paterno enabled a child molester and was fired for it. But no, I guess whining about how hard it is to type “Joe Paterno” into a search engine works too.

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