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Ashton Kutcher plus two whores in a hot tub!

Ashton Kutcher plus two whores in a hot tub!
October 5, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
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Oh thank heavens, a story about Ashton Kutcher cheating on Demi Moore that doesn’t revolve entirely around Twitter. Way to go journalists! Way to stop being morons! Anyway, after Ashton allegedly spent his anniversary banging randoms instead of spending time with his wife, alleged photos have surfaced of that night, showing what appears to be Ashton hanging out with a pair of skanks in a hot tub and making baby stew. Us Weekly reports:

But Kutcher liked what he saw when he met party girl Leal and her friend past 4 a.m. in his 1,200-square-foot suite back at the Hard Rock. “Ashton told them he was separated from Demi,” one source says. After some “hard-core” flirting, the Two and a Half Men star was “totally into it,” another source says. “Within five minutes, they were all naked in the hot tub, making out!” Reps for both Kutcher and Leal didn’t respond to repeated requests for comment. Moore, meanwhile, is “struggling. She’s been alone a lot lately,” another pal says.

You see? THIS is how you go about a story of celebrities cheating on their wives with whores. You don’t just go “hey look, he wrote stuff on Twitter”, you go out there and you get pictures of naked floozies and rich people cock. All I can say to Demi is DTMFA. Who the hell blows off their anniversary to bang skanks? Assholes, that’s who!

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