If you’ve never seen Toddlers & Tiaras before, try and keep it that way because I’m pretty sure it’s considered child pornography. Anyway, I’ve seen clips of it on The Soup, and from what I can tell, it’s basically what happens when mothers realize all of their dreams are unattainable and they need to dress their kids up as hookers and make them dance for grown adults in order to remedy this. And they do not see anything wrong with this. Anyway, Ashley Tisdale and Leah Remini mocked the show pretty ruthlessly on Funny or Die, and it would all be really funny if this wasn’t completely, 100% true. No, seriously, every part of this could conceivably be real parts from an episode of the show. Terrifying.