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Break-Ups are back in style, apparently!

Break-Ups are back in style, apparently!
March 10, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
Audrina Patridge and Corey Bohan

It seems everyone’s gotten over that Christmas-time engagement riot, because not one but two d-list starlets have just broken up with their boyfriends at the same time! First up: Ashley Olsen has broken up with Justin Bartha, who was that guy in The Hangover that no one remembers.

Ashley Olsen and Justin Bartha

Ashley Olsen is flying solo. Two sources confirm in the new issue of Us Weekly (on stands now) that the 24-year-old fashion designer has split with her boyfriend of two years, actor Justin Bartha. SOURCE

And because following the example of one-half of a set of emaciated twins has never steered anyone wrong, Audrina Patridge has split with her boyfriend so that she can date another God-awful man.

Audrina Patridge and Corey Bohan

It’s over for Audrina Patridge and Corey Bohan … again. A source close to the reality star, 25, tells Us Weekly that Patridge ended things with Austrialian BMX racer Bohan over the weekend. SOURCE

Man, I’m surprised anyone could stay that long with Audrina Patridge. I mean granted, she can’t look down, so you can pretty much get away with anything as long as you crouch low enough, but you have to take a taxi just to get from right tit to her leftie, and all the cab fare will really burn through your wallet if you’re not careful. And God help you if you wanna little motorboating …