I have no idea who or what As I Lay Dying is — according to Wikipedia, they’re a Christian Metal Band, even though King of the Hill said all that needed to be said on that subject. — but their lead singer is making the gossip blog rounds today, so let’s discuss this. According to Access Hollywood, singer Tim Lambesis has been arrested for allegedly trying to hire someone to off his wife, which for those of you who aren’t sure about this: Not really the kind of thing a good Christian does.
Tim Lambesis, 32, was stopped by police while shopping in Oceanside, five days after detectives received information that the singer had solicited someone to kill his wife, who lives in the nearby beach town of Encinitas, the San Diego County Sheriff’s Department said in a statement. A task force from several law enforcement agencies launched an investigation that led to the arrest late Tuesday. The department would give no further details on the investigation.
Hey Tim, you know, divorce is a thing right? You could have just divorced her, but no, I’m sure hiring a hitman to murder your wife is a fabulous idea too OH WAIT NO IT IS NOT.