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Arnold Schwarzenegger is a class act

Arnold Schwarzenegger is a class act
August 9, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
Arnold Schwarzenegger

When he’s not busy schtupping the help and then raising the secret love child behind his wife’s back, Arnold Schwarzenegger can also be found celebrating his divorce by wearing a super classy t-shirt about how he “survived” cheating on his wife and fathering an illegitimate child. What, is being a lying adulterous asshole terminal now?

On the surface it’s the unkindest cut of all … Arnold Schwarzenegger out bike riding Sunday in Santa Monica, wearing a shirt that says, “I survived Maria” — the woman whom he betrayed so badly.

But there’s more to this story. We found out … Arnold got the shirt last November, during a farewell party for the Governator’s staff. The shirts were actually designed by Maria’s staff, as a joke. The shirt they presented to Arnold had 2007 crossed out and 1977 scribbled above — that’s the year Arnold and Maria started dating. SOURCE

I don’t personally know the two of them, so I’m not going to pretend like Maria Shriver was an absolute saint since, as the length of time you live with someone increases, the chances that your worst attributes begin to surface approaches 100% – which is why I’ll never understand why people think being completely monogamous for 50 years will all work out in the end. Either way, no matter what Maria did, it still cannot be any worse than fucking the nanny behind your wife’s back and then hiding the love child from her for a decade.

Arnold Schwarzenegger