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Arnold Schwarzenegger’s sex picture is worth $150K

Arnold Schwarzenegger’s sex picture is worth $150K
Arnold Schwarzenegger

Arnold Schwarzenegger

I’m sure this must come as a shock to you, but Arnold Schwarzenegger — the guy who knocked up one of his employees and kept the baby a secret for years? –has a sex picture floating around, and it’s apparently worth $150,000. Yes, that’s right: An old, crappy picture of Arnold doing a vague sex act is worth as much as a (small) house. Page Six reports:

Page Six exclusively revealed last week that wealthy hedge funder Jeremy Frommer has been buying unclaimed storage lockers as a hobby. The Wall Street whiz hit gold when he uncovered artifacts from the estate of the late Penthouse publisher, including unpublished nudes of Madonna, Lauren Hutton and even a pic of a young Schwarzenegger engaged in what appears to be a sex act.

Now one company wants to profit off the photos. In a letter obtained by TMZ, the skin flick company YouPorn.com has sent a letter to Frommer offering at least $150,000 for his entire collection, especially the pic of the former Mr. Universe online.

For the record, the picture in question was taken back when Arnold Schwarzenegger was hot, so of course it’s $150K. Now, if it were a picture from recent years, it would probably be worth $150, and even then it would require a bit of an explanation. “Sir, this is just a picture of a nanny sitting on a brown leather bean bag chair, I don’t know what I’m supposed to be looking at he- Wait, why does that bean bag chair have an erection? OH MY GOD, THAT’S NOT A BEAN BAG CHAIR.”