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Ariana Grande’s life coach is jumping ship

Ariana Grande’s life coach is jumping ship
September 22, 2014 JEREMY FEIST

Ariana Grande

Oh Ariana Grande, you were *this* close! You finally got off your Nickelodeon show after Jennette McCurdy‘s lingerie pictures leaked! You had two huge songs at the top of the charts! You stopped talking in that weird sexy baby voice. Seriously, where did that one come from? But then you went into full diva mode off of two songs and a Nickelodeon show, and you refused to let anyone see you from the right, because … it would steal your soul I guess. Whatever. Well, now you’re fast becoming the female Justin Bieber, and now even your life coach has quit since he cannot handle your attitude.

We’re told that the 21-year-old rising pop star’s life coach, who was in charge of keeping her centered and healthy, walked off the job months ago because he just couldn’t handle her attitude. “He just couldn’t take it anymore,” says the insider. “Everything people are saying about her is true.” Grande, the former Nickelodeon star whose breakout hits include the blockbuster “Bang Bang” and “Problem,” has been battling rumors of bad behavior, including allegedly stepping into an elevator after being swarmed by loving fans and exclaiming, “I hope they all [bleeping] die.” SOURCE

So that’s not going too well. But the good news is that we can use this as a learning experience! Based off all the child stars turned insane divas I’ve seen, I’ve compiled an effective list on how to not ruin your child with Hollywood. Let’s start the lesson!

  1. Don’t put your child on TV!
  2. Don’t put your child in movies!
  3. Don’t get your child a recording contract!
  4. Don’t make your child compete in beauty pageants!
  5. Let your child be a child instead of a 24/7 money and fame factory for adults who should know better, Scooter Braun!
Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.