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Are Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez splitting up?

Are Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez splitting up?

Short answer: No. Long answer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and here’s an explanation: Apparently, rumors are going around about how Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are splitting up (cue the Beliebers: YAY!) because he’s trying to get back together with his old ex-girlfriend, Jasmine Villegas (cue the Beliebers: BOO!). Except it’s actually total bullshit.

There’s a rumor going around online that pop star Justin Bieber and Disney starlet Selena Gomez have split. The reason? Justin was reportedly caught texing his ex-girlfriend. We’re not sure if the rumor is true, particularly since Bieber was spotted wearing a Selena Gomez t-shirt at her Boca Raton concert in Florida last week. During Selena’s performance she sat on a chest with her boyfriend’s pictures plastered all over it. SOURCE

Look, do I make fun of Justin Bieber a lot? Of course, there’s a lot there to make fun of. That being said, I don’t think Justin is the cheating kind. I mean yes, he does some ridiculous things from time to time and I call him on it in a humorous fashion for the sake of Internet comedy, but I don’t think he’s the kind to cheat on his girlfriend. Lesbians are very monogamous like that … DAMMIT! Almost made it through without a crack.

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