Gotye just dissed ‘Glee’ for covering his song

If you turn on the radio right now, chances are you’ll hear Gotye‘s Somebody That I Used To Know (featuring Kimbra), because the song’s actually really good, and also it was covered on Glee, which means now everyone will play it to death while saying how “indie” they are. Well, turns out Gotye is kind of pissed off by this, and he’s going to work his way out of the mainstream by taking a big, steamy dump on Glee for covering his song in the first place. Via Huffington Post:

At least one person isn’t a fan of the Glee treatment of Gotye’s blowout hit, Somebody That I Used to Know: Gotye himself. The Australian singer dissed the song cover in an interview with his native country’s The Sunday Mail, saying, “They did such a faithful arrangement of the instruments but the vocals were that pop Glee style, ultra dry, sounded pretty tuned and the rock has no real sense, like it’s playing to you from a cardboard box.” He later added, “It made it sound dinky and wrong.”

In all fairness, Gotye’s version was actually much better than the Glee version, although both were perfectly good. That being said, it’s kind of douchey to allow a hit show to use your song, make you a bunch of money, and then flip them off as soon as you’ve loaded your pockets with that sweet mainstream money. Not that Glee is some sort of artistic cornerstone of Western Civilization, but still, don’t shit where you eat.

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Tyra Banks: FIRE ALL THE THINGS!

Because Simon Cowell firing every recognizable person on The X Factor is working out so well for him, Tyra Banks decided that it’s time for every one else on her show to Gee-Tee-Eff-Oh, which means you probably shouldn’t expect to see Nigel Barker, J. Alexander and Jay Manuel on the next season of America’s Next Top Model. Jezebel reports:

Apparently there are “big changes” in store for the show, and the new judges may be style bloggers. Think designer-label obsessed fur enthustaist Bryan Boy. No, really. BryanBoy. In a statement, executive producer Ken Mok says: Nigel Barker, Jay Manuel and J. Alexander have been an integral part of the America’s Next Top Model brand and they helped turn this show into the household name it is today. They have been amazing assets to the show and will always be a part of the Top Model family. We will continue to actively work with each of them on future projects.

In no-bullshit terms, “They cost too much and take too much attention from the real star, Tyra Banks’ crazy. Not Tyra; her crazy. That’s really the only people pay attention. What, you thought people watched Tyra’s talk show for her sparkling intellect? Of course not. They watched it to see a once beautiful and dignified lady walk around in a fat suit while peeing herself over Vaseline.” Stop me if I’m too on the nose here.

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Details on the new season of ‘American Horror Story’

All right, show of hands: who saw FX’s American Horror Story last season? Everyone? Good, because HOLY CRAP, how crazy was that show? Let’s face it: series creator Ryan Murphy writes shows by just throwing everything he can get his hands on into a bag, shaking it up, and then seeing what comes out, but this approach works wonders when it comes to the horror genre, because horror is supposed to be convoluted and mixed-up; if you ever actually knew what was going on, it wouldn’t be scary anymore. Anyway, the show is coming back for a second season, and this time we’re getting a hot male musician in an insane asylum instead of a haunted house. Entertainment Weekly reports:

According to Murphy, the show’s sophomore season “is set on the East Coast at an institution for the criminally insane that is run by Jessica [Lange].” He revealed the news yesterday at a TV Academy panel in North Hollywood. As The Hollywood Reporter points out, AHS‘s season one episode Birth contained a clue about this setting; in one scene, a medium played by Sarah Paulson notes that certain places, like prisons or asylums (or Murder Houses), tend to be filled with a negative energy that feeds on trauma and pain. But don’t expect to see Lange reprise her role as cruel, campy Constance Langdon. Instead, she’ll be playing a new character altogether — fitting, since Murphy also explained that season two “is set in a completely different time period.” AHS cast members Paulson, Evan Peters, Lily Rabe, and Zachary Quinto will appear with Lange in season two; Murphy has not yet revealed which of them, if any, will play inmates at Lange’s asylum. They’ll also be joined by a new face: The Voice coach Adam Levine, who will play one of two “lovers,” alongside an actress yet to be named.

Does Adam Levine actually have any sort of acting experience? I mean, other than sitting between Christina Aguilera and Cee Lo Green on The Voice and pretending that one of them didn’t just fart? Meh, who cares. As long as Mr. Murphy has him naked and crying/masturbating (like Dylan McDermott in season one), I’m okay with that. (Yeah, that was still the most awesomely messed-up scene ever and I loved it. Sue me.)

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‘Parks and Recreation’ is back!

Parks and Recreation is coming back to NBC tomorrow night (Thursday, April 19th) after a little break, sadly there are only four episodes left in season four! To get you pumped up for the show’s return, watch the hilarious gag reel below (a bonus from the third season DVD, available now), featuring all the Ron Swanson crack-ups you could ever need and much more. Also included: the first and last time Aubrey Plaza will ever smile. Oh Aubrey … will we ever truly reach you?

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‘Arrested Development’ is coming back!

Thanks in large part to all of those “Bring back Arrested Development” petitions on the web that people kept signing — pfft! HA! Like those can influence anyone — Netflix saw fit to bring back Arrested Development as a ten-episode pseudo season exclusive to their subscribers. Show creator Mitch Hurwitz spoke at a press junket recently, where he revealed a little more about how this will all play out: first, the entire season will be up all at once (sometime next year), rather than one episode per week. Second, you can expect to see some of your favorite recurring characters. Vulture reports:

• Bob Loblaw will return. “We will bring him back,” Hurwitz told Vulture when we asked a question from the studio audience. (Per Netflix’s insistence, Hurwitz wasn’t doing one-on-one chats). “It’s kind of a one-joke thing. But if you guys don’t mind bringing it back, we’ll give it to you.” (For the record, the audience reacted with strong applause to the idea of a Loblaw appearance in season four).

• Sarandos dropped some data on how well Mad Men does on Netflix, saying 3.5 million subscribers had watched the fourth season of the show since it went up on the service, and that 800,000 viewers watched all three seasons. What’s more, this Monday, the most-streamed episode of Mad Men was actually the show’s pilot, perhaps indicating some folks have decided to start catching up on the series. “We believe we found an untapped audience of the show,” he said, taking partial credit for Mad Men‘s 20 percent ratings jump at the start of the current season.

• Hurwitz mildly embarrassed Shawkat by reminding her that Cera was her first-ever kiss. “I’ve kissed a lot of people since then,” Shawkat jokingly shot back.

Not that I didn’t love Bob Loblaw, but if we’re being completely honest here, Scott Baio is kind of a total pill. I just feel like there are a few other characters that should come back, like STEVE HOLT! You know you totally just thrusted your arms into the air just reading that. Either that or Maggie Lizer, but that’s mostly because I love Julia Louis Dreyfuss, and I thought the blind dog was super cute.

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The darker side of decades’ past …

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Magic City premieres April 6 at 10pm on STARZ.

An ‘Idol’ hopeful is getting kicked out for lying

I haven’t been watching American Idol this season, mostly because whoever wins is just going to have one mediocre song on the radio before fading back into obscurity and mall tours. Anyway, apparently things are actually getting interesting on the show for once because one of the contestants, Jermaine Jones, is getting kicked off the show for lying about his criminal past as well as lying about a supposedly absentee father. TMZ reports:

We’re told one of the incidents involved violence, which was particularly troublesome to producers.  He also lied to cops by giving them fake names both times he was arrested. Idol sources tell us … Jermaine will appear on the show tomorrow night before he is sent packing. Over the last few days, we’ve been reporting that Jermaine told producers his father abandoned him 10 years ago, but his dad called TMZ and called B.S. on his son, saying they see each other regularly. Jermaine began tweeting that he never told producers about his dad abandoning him.  We’re told the producers — who knew Jermaine had made the statement — became generally suspicious and began looking more closely at his background, and that’s what led to the revelation of his criminal history.

It should be noted that if this were any other reality TV show, all of this would have been swept under the rug like so much dirt, because let’s face it, the overwhelming majority of people insipid enough to actually want to be on reality TV need a crack team of editors and producers to make them seem even slightly interesting. Which is why you need someone with an actual personality and back story on the show to make it seem like not every single reality TV contestant is a vapid, shallow attention whore. Some of them are just awful.

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Have you seen HardTV yet?

I’m not sure if you heard, but I have this new TV show called HardTV out right now … yes, that’s right, I’m on cable now. I’mma get mine. It’s a variety show about the gay adult entertainment industry, if you’re over the age of 18, you can watch it right now on the channel HardTV, Squirt.org and NakedSword.com (all links are NSFW). Yes, the name of the show is the same as the cable channel. It took us a month to come up with a title if you can believe that shit. Oh well, you can watch it in all it’s glory RIGHT NOW!

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