NBC’s memo about firing Dan Harmon got leaked

As much as I love NBC and its shows, I’ll be the first to admit that they make more unpopular decisions than Nadya ‘Octomom’ Suleman. Their latest, firing Dan Harmon as the showrunner of Community, pretty much united the web in its scorn against The Peacock. Despite attempting to bury it in the new graveyard that is 5PM on a Friday, the news of Harmon’s dismissal rose from the grave like a zombie and tore them apart. So now the network is going into damage control, telling Community‘s staff and crew to just glaze over everything that went down like it never happened. Via The Hollywood Reporter:

Team Community:

With last night’s news of David Guarascio and Moses Port as new showrunners/EPs on Community running in the press, and since we know that cast members have interviews coming up this week, I wanted to forward some messaging we hope our cast will find helpful as they navigate questions that will undoubtedly come up. I know that David and Moses are reaching out to them all directly but I’ve also heard from some of the actors that they’d like some guidance on the topic. 

I saw some of the tweets that went out and were glad they all addressed their own sentiments quickly, and we’re hoping that the news will lose some steam over the next day, especially if we’re not perpetuating the topic in any way

We’re tracking the coverage and conversation and will circle back if we feel the need to reshift our plan or messaging. Please let me know if you have questions.

Why did Dan get let go from the show?

We’re not made aware of why staffing changes take place but I will always be grateful to Dan for his great work on the show and wish him only the best. We’re also excited that we’ll be back on NBC’s schedule in the fall and are looking forward to working on those episodes.

Were you aware that Dan was going to be let go?

No, that’s not something we’re consulted on. I’m sad to see him go but I am looking forward to starting our next 13 episodes of Community.

Did the studio or network consult with you about these changes?

No they didn’t but we’re looking forward to working with David Guarascio & Moses Port on a new season of Community.

What are their plans for the new season?

It’s a little early to say at this point but we’re looking forward the stories our characters will find themselves in come September

So basically, your entire game plan here is pretending that something bad didn’t happen and hoping that the web will forget it? You’re kidding, right? The web neither forgives nor forgets. Look, I don’t agree with NBC’s decision, but I understand they’re thinking of the bottom line. It’s not a corporation’s job to placate fanboys. That being said, you can’t just dodge criticism by pretending you did nothing wrong. It’s a beloved show, you fired its creator. You’re going to get flack no matter what you do, so accept it and move on.

Community

Phillip Phillips is our new ‘American Idol’

Oh, yeah, spoiler alert I guess. Anyway, Phillip Phillips, he of the impossibly repetitive name (why would you give your kid that name?) won American Idol last night, just edging out the equally talented Jessica Sanchez. So look forward to both of them releasing one song each before never being heard from again.

Sanchez said she had a hunch that Phillips, 21, “was going to win the whole thing” when the top 3 was announced (Joshua Ledet was eliminated last week). “Phillip has everything about him,” she explained. “He has his funny side and his humble side and he’s just an amazing, original artist. I think we all are talented and I think we all are going to have really successful careers.” She added of her pal, who’s scheduled to undergo kidney surgery imminently: “He has worked harder than all of us. We’ve all been working hard, but he’s been having to deal with his health issues, with his kidneys, and I think he’s been through a lot more than us mentally and physically.” SOURCE

Congratulations to both of them for being that talented and making it that far, but honestly, good luck with maintaining their fame. There have really only been a handful of people who’ve made it out with a career, including Kelly Clarkson (who won first, so … duh), Jennifer Hudson (who had to win an Oscar just to shed that baggage), Adam Lambert (you simply can’t ignore that many sparkles), and of course country superstar Carrie Underwood. Although I’m sure I’ll hear about who I forgot in the comments …



Phillip Phillips

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The winner of ‘Dancing with the Stars’ is …

Green Bay Packers wide receiver Donald Driver! But you either already knew that because you actually watch Dancing with the Stars, or you didn’t because you’re either rabidly devoted to this show or you don’t really care but are kind of interested who wins. Us Weekly reports:

Finally, it was time to announce the winner. The judges’ scores were combined with fan votes and William Levy came in third place. “It was an amazing experience,” he said. “I’m going to miss all of you.” And the winner of Season 14 of Dancing With the Stars is … Donald Driver! “Yes!” he shouted, holding up the Mirror Ball trophy. Second place winner Katherine Jenkins said, “Thank you to everybody for having me on the show. It’s been an absolute dream.”

Yay, I guess. To be honest, I’m kind of sad they didn’t have villain this year who was hilariously bad that made the show infinitely watchable. Remember Bristol Palin? Kate Gosselin? Nancy Grace? Now that was failure we could get behind, but NO. All we got this year was talent. Shame on you, ABC! SHAME!

Donald Driver

Finally, here’s CBS’s fall schedule!

Yes, one more of these. Only one more and I swear we can stop this. Anyway, in anticipation for the fall, which will not be here for another FOUR MONTHS (I feel we may be jumping the gun on this just a touch) CBS has unveiled their new fall schedule, and it’s just … whatever. From The A/V Club:

Mondays:
8 p.m.: How I Met Your Mother
8:30 p.m.: Partners
9 p.m.: 2 Broke Girls
9:30 p.m.: Mike & Molly
10 p.m.: Hawaii Five-0

Tuesdays:
8 p.m.: NCIS
9 p.m.: NCIS: Los Angeles
10 p.m.: Vegas

Wednesdays:
8 p.m.: Survivor
9 p.m.: Criminal Minds
10 p.m.: C.S.I.

Thursdays:
8 p.m.: The Big Bang Theory
8:30 p.m.: Two And A Half Men
9 p.m.: Person Of Interest
10 p.m.: Elementary

Fridays:
8 p.m.: C.S.I.: NY
9 p.m.: Made In Jersey
10 p.m.: Blue Bloods

Saturdays:
8 p.m.: Crimetime Saturday
10 p.m.: 48 Hours Mystery

Sundays:
7 p.m.: 60 Minutes
8 p.m.: The Amazing Race
9 p.m.: The Good Wife
10 p.m.: The Mentalist

Not currently scheduled: Friend Me, Golden Boy, The Job

Other than How I Met Your Mother, their Monday is insanely weak, especially Mike & Molly, which has really just become one huge waste of Melissa McCarthy‘s incredible talent. Also, Monday will soon feature Partners, a comedy from Max Mutchnick which is essentially Will & Grace but with a straight dude instead of a straight lady. Yeesh, and Mutchnick read Sharon Needles for only having one look. The rest of the schedule is basically just reality shows and bland comedy (How is Two and a Half Men still a thing?) although the premise of Elementary sounds interesting enough to warrant a viewing. And NCIS is still likable enough that you can pick it up at any time and enjoy watching it, so I guess there’s that.

CBS

Adult Swim is picking up some new shows!

Good news, late night stoner TV viewers! Adult Swim is picking up a bevy of new shows, all of which have impressive alt-comedy pedigrees to them, for the new fall season. This includes new shows featuring one based off of Harold and Kumar, a new show from Community‘s Dan Harmon (which should tide us over if Community is cancelled) and various others which I’m sure I would enjoy more if I actually did weed. I’m not cool. Deadline reports:

Untitled Animated Harold & Kumar Project (In Development) – An animated version of the eponymous blockbuster stoner comedy series. Produced by Lionsgate.

Rick & Morty – A genius inventor grandfather and his less than genius grandson, and the journeys in life they share. From Dan Harmon (Community) and Justin Roiland. (30-minute animated)

Colonel Wallace
(Working Title) – An eccentric southern fried chicken magnate and his adventures with his family. Created by Greg Cohen (Conan O’Brien, King of the Hill, TV Funhouse). (15-minute animated)

Coffin Dodgers – A group of misfit grumps get into Animal House-style trouble at a cozy suburban retirement home. From Dave Silverstein and Matt Jeser (Drawn Together). (30-minute animated)

Green Bench: The American Day Dream – A group of friends have pooled their money to buy a large office space for their business. The only problem is they haven’t quite figured out what that business is. In the meantime, it’s an awesome headquarters where their petty, self-centered, and mischievous minds can wander. From the internet sketch comedy sensation Green Bench and produced by Dakota Pictures. (30-minute live-action)

Freestyle Love Supreme – These I.T. guys work on their freestyle rapping at the office, much to the annoyance of their co-workers. From Ars Nova (Black Dynamite, In the Heights). (30-minute live-action)

King Star King – King Star King is a modern day he-man who’s half-warrior, half-idiot. From artist JJ Villard (Monsters Vs. Aliens) and Eric Kaplan (Big Bang Theory). (15-minute animated)

Rolling With Dad – A brilliant, but disabled man deals with his much less intelligent family. From Seth Grahame-Smith (Pride and Prejudice and Zombies; Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter; Tim Burton’s Dark Shadows; The Hard Times of RJ Berger) and David Katzenberg (The Hard Times of RJ Berger). (30-minute animated)

I might be in a boat by myself here, but as a fan of Drawn Together, I’m totally looking forward to Coffin Dodgers. Plus Colonel Wallace sounds pretty promising too, although I’m basing that more on Greg Cohen‘s track record, which has been consistently funny but still smart and subversive enough to avoid being labeled low-brow. But more than anything, I just want to see Rick & Morty, which I’m dubbing Community‘s eventual successor.

Adult Swim

ABC has a new fall schedule too!

Yes, here’s another fall TV schedule, this time from ABC. Which means more shows about washed-up stars dancing for your entertainment! And also, Modern Family, which is basically the network’s meal ticket at this point. From The A/V Club:

Mondays
8 p.m.: Dancing With The Stars (performance)
10 p.m.: Castle

Mondays in January
8 p.m.: The Bachelor
10 p.m.: Castle

Tuesdays
8 p.m.: Dancing With The Stars (results)
9 p.m.: Happy Endings
9:30 p.m.: Don’t Trust The B—- In Apartment 23
10 p.m.: Private Practice

Tuesdays in January
8 p.m.: How To Live With Your Parents (For The Rest Of Your Life)
8:30 p.m.: The Family Tools
9-11 p.m.: Same as fall

Wednesdays
8 p.m.: The Middle
8:30 p.m.: Suburgatory
9 p.m.: Modern Family
9:30 p.m.: The Neighbors
10 p.m.: Nashville

Thursdays
8 p.m.: Last Resort
9 p.m.: Grey’s Anatomy
10 p.m.: Scandal

Fridays
8 p.m.: Shark Tank
9 p.m.: Primetime: What Would You Do?
10 p.m.: 20/20

Fridays in November
8 p.m.: Last Man Standing
8:30 p.m.: Malibu Country
9 p.m.: Shark Tank
10 p.m.: 20/20

Saturdays
8 p.m.: Saturday Night College Football

Sundays
7 p.m.: America’s Funniest Home Videos
8 p.m.: Once Upon A Time
9 p.m.: Revenge
10 p.m.: 666 Park Avenue

While the premise of 666 Park Avenue seems intriguing (it sounds more or less like American Horror Story, which was just an absolute gem) The Neighbors just sounds awful. I’m sorry, but moving into a neighborhood full of wacky aliens? Really? Didn’t we get all this out of our system with Alf and Mork & Mindy? Gag. That being said, if you’re not watching Suburgatory, now would be an excellent time to start, as it’s surpassed the pilot episode awkwardness and transformed into one hell of a solid show.

ABC 2012-2013 Schedule

Britney Spears and Demi Lovato join ‘The X Factor’

In one of the worst kept secrets in Hollywood, both Britney Spears and Demi Lovato have signed on to judge the next season of The X Factor, because why shouldn’t a pair of easily manipulated Disney starlets best known for public meltdowns and messy personal issues tell a bunch of impressionable kids what and what not to do? This will end well. Anyway, Britney reportedly signed a contract for $15 Million, while Demi has reportedly signed on for “only” $1 Million. Yeah, “only”. Poor girl. TMZ reports:

Sources tell TMZ, the 19-year-old singer’s raking in just north of a million to join the gang on X Factor — still damn impressive, but face it … she’s no Britney. Simon Cowell raved about Demi, praising her accomplishments at such a young age … insisting she will connect with younger viewers. As we reported, Britney signed a record $15 million deal to work as a judge on the show — so Demi’s getting table scraps … but in the TV biz, scraps can make you a millionaire. And just to show how desperately Demi wanted to appease her new X Factor overlords — we’re told the former Disney star even structured her upcoming tour around the X Factor tapings.

I like how they’re calling $1 MILLION “table scraps”. As if most people wouldn’t jump through a thousand metaphorical hoops for that kind of money. “Hmmmmm, enough money to live comfortably for a long while? Nah, I don’t get out of bed for anything less than $15 Million. What kind of girl do you think I am? A girl that does NOT sleep on a bed made of $15 Million in dollar bills, draped in baby seal comforters? I should slap the crap out of you.”

Britney Spears and Demi Lovato

FOX’s new fall schedule!

Earlier today, NBC announced its fall schedule and everyone freaked out over Community moving in with Whitney (major ugh) on Friday nights, in what is arguably the darkest timeline of them all. Anyway, FOX decided to announce their upcoming fall offerings too, which sees the colossal question mark known as Glee moving to Thursday nights, could this be the show’s kiss of death? From The A/V Club:

Monday
8 p.m.: Bones
9 p.m.: The Mob Doctor
9 p.m. midseason: The Following

Tuesday
8 p.m.: Raising Hope
8:30 p.m.: Ben And Kate
9 p.m.: New Girl
9:30 p.m.: The Mindy Project

Wednesday
8 p.m.: The X Factor
8 p.m. midseason: American Idol

Thursday
8 p.m.: The X Factor
8 p.m. midseason: American Idol
9 p.m.: Glee

Friday
8 p.m.: Touch
9 p.m.: Fringe

Saturday
7 p.m.: Fox Sports Saturday

Sunday
7 p.m.: Football
7:30 p.m.: The OT
7:30 p.m. midseason: The Cleveland Show
8 p.m.: The Simpsons
8:30 p.m.: Bob’s Burgers
9 p.m.: Family Guy
9:30 p.m.: American Dad

I have no idea whether or not The Mob Doctor will be any good, but that name is just … yeesh. I’m happy to see Bones is still hanging in their, since it’s a decent enough show and David Boreanaz is cute. Also, I bet the folks at Gawker are just pleased as punch that New Girl is still on the air, which means another year of Zooey Wowee! Glee, I’m curious to see how that schedule change plays out. It may not be the best thing on television, but even at its worst it’s still interesting enough to watch. Lastly, I am just ecstatic to see the network is throwing their support behind Bob’s Burgers, which has really come into its own over a short run. Kind of weird to see The Cleveland Show still clinging to life, a show that is really only alive right now due to Seth McFarlane‘s name on the marquee.

FOX Fall 2012 Schedule

NBC’s 2012-2013 schedule

After spending most of last week hyperventilating into a paper bag over the distinct possibility that blogosphere darlings Community and Parks and Recreation might be cancelled, NBC gave us all some good news, announcing the renewal of both shows, and then releasing their schedule of new fall releases. Except TWIST! Not only will the much maligned Whitney be returning, but it’s moving to Friday with Community! Dun-dun-DUHN!!! Via Huffington Post:

MONDAY
“The Voice,” 8 p.m. ET
* “Revolution,” 10 p.m. ET

TUESDAY
“The Voice,” 8 p.m. ET
* “Go On,” 9 p.m. ET
* “The New Normal,” 9:30 p.m. ET
“Parenthood,” 10 p.m. ET

WEDNESDAY
* “Animal Practice,” 8 p.m. ET
* “Guys With Kids,” 8:30 p.m. ET
“Law & Order: Special Victims Unit,” 9 p.m. ET
* “Chicago Fire,” 10 p.m. ET

THURSDAY
“30 Rock,” 8 p.m. ET
“Up All Night,” 8:30 p.m. ET
“The Office,” 9 p.m. ET
“Parks and Recreation,” 9:30 p.m. ET
“Rock Center with Brian Williams,” 10 p.m. ET

FRIDAY
“Whitney,” 8 p.m. ET
“Community,” 8:30 p.m. ET
“Grimm,” 9 p.m. ET
“Dateline NBC,” 10 p.m. ET

SATURDAY
Encore programming

SUNDAY
“Football Night in America,” 7 p.m. ET
NBC Sunday Night Football, 8:15 p.m. ET

SUNDAY (Post-football/Winter 2013)
“Dateline NBC,” 7 p.m. ET
“Fashion Star,” 8 p.m. ET
“The Celebrity Apprentice,” 8 p.m. ET
* “Do No Harm,” 10 p.m. ET

* – NEW SHOW

The good news is that all the shows you love are coming back one way or another. While most returning shows are only coming back with a 13 episode order, this does give them an excellent opportunity to trim some fat, and it offers 30 Rock the chance to end on a high note.

NBC 2012-2013

On the other end of the spectrum, NBC also announced the shows that are getting the unceremonious axe. Which means bad news for Whitney Cummings‘ BFF, Chelsea Handler. From The A.V. Club:

For every blessedly saved show there must be some blood spilled, and so NBC has made its Sophie’s Choice to cull the herd to make room for the new, the good stuff it’s hanging onto, and Whitney. Fortunately, these final blows on the killing floor are softened a bit by pretty much knowing well in advance that Bent and Best Friends Forever—the shunned, unwanted series the network had already been starving to death—weren’t long for this world. Anyway, their cancellation is now official, as it is for Awake and Are You There Chelsea, two different visions of parallel universes: one in which a cop deals with the mysterious deaths of different members of his family, and one in which Chelsea Handler’s fictionalized life makes for good comedy. Likely you’ve long ago said goodbye and/or “What the hell is this? Well, I’m not watching it” to most of these, so the news comes as somewhat less of a shock.

To be honest, most of these are shows I’ve never seen before, so I can’t say I’m all together saddened by this. Oh well, dust to dust, ash to ash I suppose.

Chelsea Handler

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