→ lindsay lohan is like a leper - nobody wants to deal with her! webster's is my bitch
→ what?!? britney spears and kevin federline are having phone sex w/ each other?!? celebslam
→ mariah carey & nick cannon made their first public appearance as a married couple popsugar
→ paris hilton 'extended' her reach with hair pieces for sally beauty supply... dlisted
→ hugh hefner is leaving the door open for miley cyrus to pose in playboy i'm not obsessed
→ mischa barton is totally delusional - you can't add cellulite to pics w/ photoshop yeeeah!
→ now that mariah is a married lady - she's thinking about having kids in case you didn't know
→ beyonce's 'house of dereon' wants to dress your kids in f*ck me pumps! candy kirby
→ finally beyonce & jay-z are getting a little honeymoon time in arizona pop on the pop
→ the latest hollywood couple to split up: liv tyler and royston langdon a socialite's life

→ what did amy winehouse do when she was caught in a traffic jam? celebrity smack
→ rumors say that katherine heigl wants to check out of 'grey's anatomy' jackson blue
→ latoya jackson at age 51 is still trying to work with what she has... seriously? omg! wtf?
→ pregnant tori spelling is huge - she gives birth next month! (site NSFW) drunken stepfather
→ meet jayde nichole - the 22-yr old canadian named playboy's playmate of 2008! cele|bitchy
→ heidi klum bikini pictures are not as hot as they once were... egotastic
→ get super up close & personal w/ rose mcgowan who is still a redhead use my computer
→ kim kardashian (along w/ her big ass) was busy taking shots for her new calendar on 205th
→ tom cruise and katie holmes are getting ready to 'reproduce' again... the blemish
→ is tammy faye the earthquake phantom?!? the wow report

→ paris thinks she'll be a great mom because she has so much experience w/ her pets! the blemish
→ amy winehouse: free and wandering the lonely streets of london @ 4am! webster's is my bitch
→ ashlee simpson has developed huge boobs - so i guess she really is pregnant! yeeeah!
→ things are finally looking up for britney spears - who was working out to radiohead! popsugar
→ nicole richie & baby harlow are featured in the latest harper's bazaar celebrity baby scoop
→ jamie lynn spears is open for suggestions when it comes to her baby's name a socialite's life
→ jessica simpson totally wants to beat her sister down the wedding aisle i'm not obsessed
→ oh lordy! i thought heidi montag's clothing line was bad - this is worse! in case you didn't know
→ donatella versace is offering fashion advice to presidential hopeful hillary clinton candy kirby
→ which fashion designer has friends worried about their promiscuous behavior? l.a. rag mag

→ denise 'ugh' richards can't shut up about her ex-hubby charlie sheen cele|bitchy
→ some early reviews are in on the latest indiana jones flick - i'm worried! agent bedhead
→ elisha cuthbert is still hanging out in a bikini w/ her boyfriend (site NSFW) drunken stepfather
→ which actor is looking a lot like a middle aged pedophile in his new movie? celebwarship
→ eva mendes - topless pictures from italian vogue egotastic
→ jennifer hudson's debut album finally has a release date - woo hoo! pop on the pop
→ madonna's 'sticky & sweet' tour - i am so going to the LA & las vegas shows! celebrity smack
→ why is suri cruise still drinking from a bottle at almost 18 months of age? bitten & bound
→ you can help send david cook's brother to the big 'american idol' finale! seriously? omg! wtf?
→ another round of match the tattoo to the celebrity! cityrag

→ oh no! my amy winehouse has been arrested for the second time in like two weeks! dlisted
→ fame hungry mom dina lohan accepted her award as a 'top long island mother' that other blog
→ madonna is up to her old tricks again - kissing a girl onstage over in france popsugar
→ mariah carey's 'secret wedding' to nick cannon isn't a secret anymore webster's is my bitch
→ if joel madden is so in love with nicole richie then why won't he marry her? pop on the pop
→ oh my gosh - what in the world is amy winehouse doing in the bushes?!? a socialite's life
→ this is the man that natalie portman is bringing home to her mother... candy kirby
→ anybody up for a little threesome action with owen wilson & vince vaughn? yeeeah!
→ jessica simpson is going on the defensive about her failed movie career i'm not obsessed
→ charlie sheen is set to walk down the aisle w/ girlfriend brooke mueller in case you didn't know

→ your first look at lindsay lohan filming her upcoming 'ugly betty' appearance! just jared
→ let the good times roll with the latest harriet carter products i'm bringing blogging back
→ the 2008 MTV movie awards nominations are in (the show is set for june 1st) celebrity smack
→ victoria's secret model miranda kerr was giving out kisses (site NSFW) drunken stepfather
→ jamie lynn spears' baby shower was a total high fashion event... seriously? omg! wtf?
→ rihanna: still hot, still knows it! egotastic
→ spencer pratt knows how to tell if someone is up for a little anal hanky panky the rad report
→ i too have kind of warmed up to john mayer's slightly amusing ways! agent bedhead
→ pamela anderson sold her stuff including old panties to raise money for PETA the blemish
→ ashlee simpson could be marrying boyfriend pete wentz as early as next week! hollyscoop
BONUS VIDEO a sad kermit the frog looks for a 'needle in the hay' popwatch

→ this story is hilarious! probably not for the girl whose fur coat was stolen by lohan! cele|bitchy
→ oh my word! britney spears was on time (AND looking decent) for her court appt. today popsugar
→ will loser spencer pratt ever make a 'proper lady' out of heidi montag? i'm not obsessed
→ scarlett johansson debuted her engagement ring from hottie ryan reynolds! a socialite's life
→ tom cruise is celebrating 25 years w/ a new website all about himself! in case you didn't know
→ i doubt beyonce is pregnant - she'd be showing at least a little if she was? seriously? omg! wtf?
→ jennifer lopez still isn't sure whether she's going to stay a full-time mom celebrity baby scoop
→ why was lindsay lohan getting all cozy with nicole richie's boyfriend & baby daddy? celebslam
→ agent provocateur has kate moss starring in a new series of very bizarre ads... agent bedhead
→ ashlee simpson does not want to end up like britney or lindsay... celebrity smack

→ men were comparing hookers to cereal! just go to the store and pick out your flavor! candy kirby
→ a recap of 'the hills' plus it was announced there'll be a 4th season! i'm bringing blogging back
→ oh lordy...more super unflattering pictures of amy winehouse (site NSFW) drunken stepfather
→ do you think paris hilton & benji madden make a cute couple? pop on the pop
→ elisha cuthbert bikini pictures! egotastic
→ for paris' beauty secrets look no farther than the backseat of her car webster's is my bitch
→ pete doherty is a free man again after spending 29 days in the slammer celebwarship
→ britney spears has been officially rewarded more time with her two boys! pink is the new blog
→ john mayer's exclusive quote on hanging out with jennifer aniston bitten & bound
→ paris hilton is running her very own puppy mill - she just picked up doggie #18! cityrag
BONUS GOOD TIMES the b-52s aol music sessions performance! AOL music

→ lindsay lohan scored herself a job - a few appearances on 'ugly betty'! the blemish
→ if ashlee simpson is pregnant - she sure isn't showing any signs of a baby bump! popsugar
→ how did suri cruise's hair get lighter? was it highlights or just some sunshine? yeeeah!
→ mischa barton needs to cover up her gross legs (at least until she gets liposuction) celebslam
→ ashlee simpson will NOT be playing any of her sister's songs at her wedding... gabby babble
→ CSI's gary dourdan has a bunch of excuses to explain away his recent mess a socialite's life
→ sarah jessica parker doesn't know how to do her own hair or makeup! i'm not obsessed
→ what is pete doherty planning to do when he gets out of prison early? agent bedhead
→ nicole richie's dilemma: can she keep up her partying while dealing w/ motherhood? cele|bitchy
→ britney spears headed down to louisiana for jamie lynn's baby shower pop on the pop

→ drop and give tom cruise 20 thetans at scientology boot camp! candy kirby
→ how much $$$ did 'iron man' make over the weekend? (a helluva lot!) in case you didn't know
→ tara reid didn't look skanky on the red carpet - she was actually unskanky! webster's is my bitch
→ pink was hanging with her pal bai ling at the beach (site NSFW) drunken stepfather
→ angelina jolie is looking huge these days! i wonder if she is having twins? seriously? omg! wtf?
→ more jennifer anistion bikini pictures! egotastic
→ ricky martin dropped $8 million dollars to purchase his very own private island celebrity smack
→ dina lohan has been named one of the 'top twenty moms of long island' - ugh! dlisted
→ sexy (& not so sexy) celebs attended this past weekend's kentucky derby... hollywood rag
→ this is bound to be messy...amy winehouse teaming up w/ pete doherty for a duet! the rad report

→ mariah & nick are married! but what do they look like as one person? pretty on the outside
→ when you have a quickie wedding you tend to forget about stuff like prenup agreements yeeeah!
→ miley cyrus has been 'grounded' by disney because of all that stupid photo hoopla dlisted
→ barbara walters is opening up about her steamy past w/ a US senator a socialite's life
→ do you think brad pitt & angelina jolie are more influential than oprah winfrey? i'm not obsessed
→ madonna was decked out in fur & gold when she headed out to be on '106 & park' popsugar
→ kim kardashian was down in australia - posing like an animal at the zoo hollywood tuna
→ jack nicholson has been named hollywood's top bad boy in case you didn't know
→ warning: excessive cuteness ahead - meet a 3-week old monkey named conchita! candy kirby
→ happy birthday to mega hottie david beckham who celebrates turning 33 today! allie is wired

→ nicole kidman has been tapped to play dusty springfield in an upcoming biopic gabby babble
→ wow! what a difference a year makes for dakota fanning who is growing so fast cele|bitchy
→ lily allen celebrated her 23rd birthday w/o a bra (site NSFW) drunken stepfather
→ oh my gosh - clay aiken really does bear a resemblance to lindsay lohan! pop on the pop
→ rumer willis: bikini butterface! egotastic
→ rob lowe's wife sheryl responded to those crazy ass nanny accusations... celebrity smack
→ bad news for ashlee simpson - her new album only sold 47,000 copies webster's is my bitch
→ somebody has a crush on lindsay lohan - that happens to be in jail for murder! celebslam
→ benji madden totally thinks paris hilton is marriage (& divorce) material! celebwarship
→ damn! i didn't think donald trump's or joan rivers' mouths could get any bigger! cityrag

→ the reason for beyonce's quickie wedding was because she's preggers w/ jay-z's baby! hollyscoop
→ more baby news...jamie lynn spears is supposedly having a girl at the end of june! celebslam
→ britney spears will spend mother's day (may 11th) w/ her 2 boys sean & jayden a socialite's life
→ heidi klum always looks amazing & is the #2 money earning supermodel (gisele is #1) popsugar
→ is rob lowe's house a den of sluts and sins?!? more nanny trouble for the lowes... dlisted
→ what did gwyneth paltrow have to say about her ex brad pitt? (not much...) i'm not obsessed
→ miley cyrus watches the 'sanitized' (aka lame) version of 'sex & the city' in case you didn't know
→ christina aguilera can't stand because: a) she's drunk OR b) her makeup is too heavy candy kirby
→ john mayer is trying to bring back bad feathered haircuts from the 80's jackson blue
→ david blaine set a world record on oprah - holding his breath for 17mins 4secs pop on the pop

→ did nick cannon really give mariah carey the same ring he gave to his ex-girlfriend?!? tmz
→ breaking news: ashley olsen has teeth AND exposed 'em via a smile at some event! celebwarship
→ halle berry out & about showing off her new mom cleavage (site NSFW) drunken stepfather
→ why does clay aiken wear so much makeup? he looks awful these days seriously? omg! wtf?
→ jessica alba's nipples are visible... egotastic
→ jessica simpson wrote a song for her bf tony romo called 'back in my old boots' - ugh! on 205th
→ ashlee simpson's new t-shirt line has already been redesigned... gallery of the absurd
→ for $70,000 you can buy a video of angelina jolie smoking heroin (years ago) celebrity smack
→ smug fuckers: find out what lame ass couple fits this definition! webster's is my bitch
→ could ryan seacrest's days be numbered as 'american idol' host?!? cele|bitchy
BONUS RUMOR mariah carey and nick cannon got married yesterday! latina magazine

→ cutie ryan gosling totally cares about chicks...like real ones that go chirp chirp! the peta files
→ jennifer aniston and john mayer really did have a sexy weekend together! popsugar
→ somehow rumer 'trys to hard' willis landed herself on the beautiful people list dlisted
→ clay aiken's new song (debuted on QVC - ugh) is an obvious cry from the closet... towleroad
→ papa joe wants ashlee simpson & pete wentz to be reality newlyweds version 2.0 cele|bitchy
→ jessica simpson is calling tony her future hubby (she's jinxing herself) in case you didn't know
→ the existence of a lauren conrad sex tape is still up for debate... a socialite's life
→ oh lordy - benji madden wrote paris a love song called 'shine your light' i'm not obsessed
→ my city screams. she is my lover. and i am her spirit. (coming jan 16th '09!) agent bedhead
→ the latest beauty scoop is bird poop (a nightingale's droppings facial = $180!) candy kirby

→ there's no need for botox or restylane when you have frownie power i'm bringing blogging back
→ tila tequila (in a see-through top) is looking for love again (site NSFW) drunken stepfather
→ elvira (mistress of the dark) put rumors to rest about katie price... seriously? omg! wtf?
→ lindsay lohan's breasts are back... egotastic
→ was hottie cristian de la fuente being insensitive about deaf people? celebslam
→ kate hudson is topping this year's '100 most beautiful' list in people magazine pop on the pop
→ CSI's gary dourdan was busted w/ a lot of drugs (heroin, coke, ecstasy, & pills!) celebrity smack
→ last night's 'american idol' proved to be paula's strangest episode yet... bitten & bound
→ which hollywood family arrived in france w/ 2 nannies & 3 bodyguards? celebrity baby scoop
→ what were over 400,000 new yorkers busted for in the last ten years? cityrag

→ too much information tuesday: why does ashton kutcher pee outside? in case you didn't know
→ canadian pamela anderson is officially red/white/blue - she's now a US citizen! i'm not obsessed
→ rumors has it (because of a ring) mariah carey & nick cannon are engaged a socialite's life
→ if you care - set your tivos now - britney spears is back on TV may 12th... yeeeah!
→ another hollywood party brought lauren & heidi/spencer under the same roof again popsugar
→ broke ass michael jackson is still talking about a 'comeback' (good luck w/ that) celebslam
→ how did tom cruise's people convince oprah to have him back on her show? agent bedhead
→ i had no clue lenny kravitz had a daughter (zöe) who is almost twenty years old gabsmash
→ a new vintage sex tape is making the rounds - this one w/ rocker jimi hendrix! hollywire
→ who was 'looking like a middle-aged former stripper turned Reno NV cocktail waitress'? dlisted
→ things that can be confusing: the heidi montag edition! candy kirby

→ stephen colletti is a drip - why'd they bring him back to 'the hills'? i'm bringing blogging back
→ amy winehouse was in good spirits and bought a paparazzi a cheeseburger seriously? omg! wtf?
→ sad news for funny lady cheri o'teri - her father was stabbed to death :( celebrity smack
→ why is salma hayek dressed up like a bearded lady? (site NSFW) drunken stepfather
→ scarlett 'trying to be a singer' johannson should probably not quit her day job pop on the pop
→ brooke hogan's ass gets a rub from her dad... egotastic
→ batman pops wheelies but can he fight crime? (new dark knight posters!) webster's is my bitch
→ how did annie leibovitz convince miley cyrus to take that backless picture? cele|bitchy
→ britney spears was running around her gym with nothing but a towel on! fatback media
→ a look ahead to 2010! what will miley cyrus be like in two years at age 17? pretty on the outside
BONUS BOOK RELEASE check out my good pal's new comic novel! vampress girls

→ miley cyrus is now 'embarrassed' over her scantily clad pictures for vanity fair magazine yeeeah!
→ the newest couple alert broke over the weekend: john mayer & jennifer aniston! cele|bitchy
→ oh my gosh - some crazy ass claymate lady believes clay aiken is her 'savior' candy kirby
→ there's about to be a project runway smackdown: iman vs. heidi klum in case you didn't know
→ halle berry was rocking her post pregnancy boobs at a red carpet event celebslam
→ guess who said this: 'i'd just want to thank my girlfriend's vagina!' pop on the pop
→ amy winehouse is getting chummy w/ another boy while blakey is in prison i'm not obsessed
→ david beckham & the LA galaxy won another game as tom cruise cheered on popsugar
→ heidi & spencer took their love to the nation's capitol (pics may induce vomiting) a socialite's life
→ hopefully this celeb horseshoe moustache trend won't last very long... seriously? omg! wtf?

→ tom cruise is returning to the scene of the crime where america got a glimpse of crazy dlisted
→ paris hilton was yapping her trap about her new reality search for a BFF celebrity smack
→ oh lordy - i do like kim kardashian but i don't think we need to see her in movies l.a. rag mag
→ what the hell is jennifer love hewitt doing to her boyfriend? (site NSFW) drunken stepfather
→ you'll be able to catch gary coleman's divorce go down on 'divorce court'! webster's is my bitch
→ elizabeth hurley's cleavage is still awesome egotastic
→ madonna's wax figure in madame tussauds got the 'hard candy' treatment little pumpkins
→ james blunt broke his finger while running from a few fans and needs to have it reset the blemish
→ frances bean is in talks to star in a series of upcoming chanel ads celebwarship
→ oh yes i've switched from plastic to paper bags - just like reese witherspoon cityrag