Tom Cruise’s fans are paid actors?

You ever come across something that’s just soooooooo good, it can’t be real? Like unicorns? Or that rumor that Ryan Gosling has two penises and one of them dispenses soft-serve ice cream? Well, here’s another one to add to the list: during a recent trip to Mumbai, Tom Cruise was swarmed with a mob of adoring fans because apparently it’s still the year 2000. Except it turns out those “fans” were just paid actors and none of them even knew who Tom is. Firstpost reports:

In fact, the 200-and-odd people gathered there didn’t even know who he was and they couldn’t care less. They had been hired at the rate of Rs 150, or $3 per person approximately, by a model coordinator to do the same! “Tom kaun? I don’t know who he is or what he does. We were told to come here by 1pm today and wait for a foreign VIP to come out of the airport gate and scream and shout when he came. None of us know who Tom is. There was a buffet lunch also for us and we were paid Rs 150 for this job today. We do this for television shows and other such events where crowds are required,” said one of the junior artistes at the airport, who was hired as an excited Tom fan.

On one hand, this could all just be a planted story because the schadenfreude dripping off this story is just too rich, thick and delicious to be real. Seriously, this has GOT to be fattening! That being said, it wouldn’t be the first time Tom made a complete ass of himself in order to try and satiate his ego, and considering that Tom is so far removed from reality it would take two planes and a cab ride just to get within the borders of “batshit insanity”, I’m willing to concede that this story might have just a tiny kernel of truth to it.

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First Look: Tom Cruise in ‘Rock of Ages’

Here’s your first look at Tom Cruise rocking out in the upcoming film adaptation (directed by Adam Shankman) of the smash-hit Broadway musical, Rock of Ages. Although I haven’t see the show on Broadway, I did see it twice here in Los Angeles before it ended up getting picked up for the great white way, and I thought it was totally fabulous! When I first heard that Tom was starring, I scoffed a bit but based on the just released still below, he might actually be perfect the role of aging rocker Stacee Jaxx!

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Two love-struck dreamers fall in love during the height of the hair-metal scene as they navigate the seedy world of drugs, mullets, and stripping while at a club on the Sunset Strip in this adaptation of the hit off-Broadway musical. Chris D’Arienzo adapts his own stage book, with Hairspray‘s Adam Shankman handling direction and choreography duties for the New Line production. Tom Cruise, Russell Brand, Alec Baldwin, and Dancing With the Stars winner Julianne Hough head up the cast alongside Diego Boneta, who portrays the lead character, Drew Boley.

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Katie Holmes has friends? Who knew?!

Wow! I’m surprised Katie Holmes‘ hubby Tom Cruise let her have a night out on the town (not looking dazed and confused for once) in NYC with friends! I didn’t even realize she had any, I always wonder if she’s ever going to break free from Xenu and Tom?! I’ve been telling girlfriend to run for years now but Katie is probably still under her contractual obligations, so my advice has fallen on deaf ears! The one thing that really does surprise me is that she hasn’t given her adorable daughter Suri a sibling yet, but there’s still time for more Cruise spawn. Soon we’ll be seeing Katie in that mini-series about the Kennedy clan, which actually looks quite terrible, her career certainly didn’t get a boost from marrying Tom which perhaps she was hoping for when she signed on the dotted line, better luck next time Katie!

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Actress Katie Holmes kept warm in New York City with a fur stole across her shoulders as she headed to a friends for a dinner party on March 15th, 2011. Katie has been a busy mom on the go with projects such as collaborating with her stylist Jeanne Yang for her fall 2011 Holmes & Yang collection.

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Tom Cruise and Xenu use slave labor. WHAT?!

So while the world is freaking their shit out over Lindsay’s great necklace caper, The Church of Scientology has been under investigation for, and I shit you not, human trafficking for the purpose of slavery. Case in point: Katie Holmes may have been brain washed – oh, sorry, I meant “Purified” in a custom bus that Tom Cruise made a bunch of slaves build for him because HOLY SHIT SERIOUSLY?!

Tom Cruise demanded his custom-built bus — made for him using Scientology “slave labor” — be fitted with a drawer for his slippers because the neat-freak Hollywood superstar didn’t want anyone walking on the carpet, according to a former high-ranking church staffer. What’s more, Cruise used the luxury vehicle as a base for lover Katie Holmes to begin her ‘Purification Rundown Program’, a controversial detoxification and introductory program developed by Scientology’s founder L. Ron Hubbard, it’s been claimed. SOURCE

Holy mother of freaking God, SLAVES? You people own SLAVES? Jesus … actually, fun story here: A friend of mine was offered a free e-meter by the Scientology place (is it a church? no, that would entail that they’re a legitimate belief system) here in Toronto and spent the entire time adjusting his heartbeat just to prove that the entire thing was bullshit. It was pretty fucking hysterical too. You can believe whatever you want to believe in, but as a general rule, try to avoid anything dealing with aliens that forces you to pay money for more good juju or uses fucking slaves.

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Does Tom Cruise have Katie Holmes sedated?!

Here we go again, more rumors about the (inevitable) split of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes which is being featured on this week’s cover of Star magazine! They’re claiming Tom’s (Stepford) wife is all jacked up on something, hence the reason she can’t run or leave him (but there’s still the matter of that oh so pesky contract). I don’t think she’s addicted to anything yet girlfriend does look a bit rough around the edges sometimes but listening to Tom spout on and on about Xenu is bound to wear anyone down! This coming November they will be celebrating five years of (faux) wedded bliss, will they make it to that anniversary (where wood is the traditional gift, we all know Tom loves wood, HA!) or will Katie finally find the strength to grab Suri and runaway as fast as she can?!

TomKat Aren’t Going To The Oscars. Waaaaah.

Remember Anne Hathaway‘s killer Katie Holmes impression on Saturday Night Live from a month or so ago? Well, apparently Katie’s still pissed about that because she and Tom Cruise have refused to attend the Academy Awards this year because Anne is hosting, and not because, you know, Tom and Katie are terrible actors and have no place at an awards show celebrating good acting.

The Daily Mail quotes a source saying that Holmes and Cruise felt betrayed by the nationally televised impression, given what they considered a solid friendship with the Love and Other Drugs star. When Hathaway broke up with boyfriend Raffaello Follieri in 2008, Cruise and Holmes took Hathaway to a Tina Turner concert, the ultimate salve. “Katie feels they were really supportive at a difficult time so she feels let down that Anne took to national TV to make fun of her,” the source told the paper. SOURCE

Waaaaaah. What a shame: Two terrible actors won’t be attending the Academy Awards! This is like getting mopey because Kevin Federline won’t attend the Grammys. I guess it’s just another night of the same-old same-old: Katie’s going to sit alone pretending she didn’t marry a gay midget who believes in aliens and Tom is going to (REDACTED BECAUSE I’M NOT GAY – TC) Dammit Tom! Stop hacking my posts!

Are Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes divorcing too?!

OMG, Hollywood couples are dropping like flies as of late … Michael C. Hall and Jennifer CarpenterElizabeth Hurley and Arun NayarRyan Reynolds and Scarlett JohanssonDylan Walsh and Joanna Going … and this is just within like the past two days, literally. (Plus Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens broke up after dating for over four years!) Now Star magazine is claiming Tom Cruise and his Stepford wife Katie Holmes could be joining the mix! I’ve been wanting TomKat to head to Splitsville ever since they’ve been together (although I still adore Suri Cruise, she’s so darn adorable!) There was a whole lot of ‘Run Katie, run’ action up on here back in the day! Yet unfortunately, I believe Katie is still under contract, I don’t think Tommy is going to be letting her leave anytime soon! This is most likely an untrue rumor, it looks like another Xmas with Xenu for Katie!

PS Does anyone really care about Teen Mom star Amber Portwood?! Certainly not me!

maybe xenu could use a pair of mom jeans?

i seriously could not deal with tom cruise and katie holmes‘ matching denim outfits they wore the other night out in NYC – it looks like a denim jumper was cut in half – he got the top – and she got the bottom! thankfully earlier this evening the couple took in tony-winning play fences on broadway and ms. holmes looked way better – no mom jeans! check out her fairly cute look after the jump … GO!

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suri cruise is adorable battling the snow!


oh i swear suri cruise is the most adorable celebrity spawn ever – i’m not even a fan of her folks katie holmes and tom cruise but seeing little suri battling the snow with her umbrella over in NYC makes my heart melt! i’m surprised she doesn’t have a brother or sister yet – rumors have gone both ways – one minute katie’s pregnant – the next she’s ready to leave tom – so who knows what’s really going on with tomkat?! anyways i’m heading out in a bit to attend the XBIZ awards which is like the oscars but for the porn industry! my pal dana from high school (who used to write an apprentice column here on popbytes back in ’05) works in the biz (on the marketing side of things) and she’s out here from the east coast for the ceremonies and invited me to sit alongside her at a VIP table – fancy schmancy – it’s definitely going to be an interesting evening! popbytes over & out for now … xoxo




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tom gave katie permission to look good!


good evening! well it looks like tom cruise gave permission to his stepford wife katie holmes to get all gussied up – and look good for a change! a glowing ms. holmes was in NYC hosting independent filmmaker project‘s 30th anniversary celebration which is a bit ironic since katie isn’t a filmmaker nor is she independent – but we’ll let that slide for now and give her a thumbs for managing to pull herself together and ditch her usual zombie-like appearances! popbytes over & out for now … xoxo




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