good evening! oh what a day i've had - i spent most of it at the vet - my one chihuahua fidel is having issues with the discs in his spine - which is causing problems & discomfort in his neck - hopefully the medicine the doctor prescribed will help calm it down - otherwise he might require surgery ... i'm praying it doesn't come to that since it's VERY expensive - ugh! (plus it might not even fix the issue) but of course i love all of my pets - it just sucks when issues like this pop up!
anyways moving on i've got paris hilton who was over in santa monica today doing a fashion shoot wearing a very futuristic looking bathing suit (along with shades from outer space) it looks like she's trying to channel lady gaga - i wonder what it's all for? i certainly can't see anybody really wearing that to the beach or by the pool! and now as if the hilton clan wasn't overexposed enough - her younger brother barron hilton has set his sights on becoming an international singer/songwriter and plans to do it via a new reality show - that sounds like a truly awful idea - how lame!
speaking of singer/songwriters - tonight i'm heading down to the wiltern to see ms. lily allen - she's touring in support of her latest album it's not me, it's you - this will be the third time i've seen ms. allen live! many thanks to kurt for coming through with a ticket at the last minute - you rock my world! popbytes over & out for tonight ... xoxo (and of course check my twitter page for updates from tonight's show!)
hey hey! today down on robertson blvd - an unlikely pair were spotted out & about together - paris hilton and funny lady kathy griffin - the odd couple was shooting scenes (with their dogs) while shopping at kitson & lisa kline for ms. griffin's hilarious (and emmy winning) reality show kathy griffin: my life on the d-list - the ladies wore matching outfits and gave the paparazzi plenty of opportunities to snap pictures (ms. griffin even showed off her matching panties) thankfully paris' new douchebag boyfrienddoug reinhardt was nowhere to be seen! i hope ms. hilton isn't seriously thinking about starting a family with doug - although i'm not a huge fan of paris - she can definitely do better than lauren conrad and amanda bynes' sloppy seconds! i can't wait to see the footage paris & kathy shot - the 5th season of kathy's show is due to air on bravo in the early part of june! popbytes over & out for tonight ... xoxo
i seriously don't get what paris hilton sees in loser baseballer doug reinhardt - who you might remember from the hills when he briefly dated lauren conrad - he came off as a complete asshole (not on the same level of douchebaggery as spencer pratt but close) then he was dating actress amanda bynes for a few months (thankfully she ditched his sorry ass) now he's taken up with ms. hilton - he's definitely a step down from her previous boyfriend rocker joel madden! doug is not a bad looking guy at all but he left such a bad taste in my mouth after seeing him on the hills (plus spending a rumored $10,000 bucks on a puppy to give to paris makes me want to puke when there are so many dogs in shelters who really need a home) i just can't imagine why anyone would want to date him - i suppose the same thing could be said about ms. hilton - so perhaps they're actually quite perfect for each other! (however i don't expect their relationship to last very long at all - he'll get sick of her heiress ass) below are pictures taken last night in las vegas at yet another party celebrating paris' 28th birthday (which was february 17th - even in this crappy economy - girlfriend is totally milking her b-day for every last celebratory drop) popbytes over & out for now ... xoxo
hey hey! i just got back in from a day of holiday shopping - i headed over to the topanga canyon mall which is huge - and of course it was super crowded but it's a pretty nice mall - i'd definitely go back - plus i got awesome deals on some new cool threads from energie (2nd only to diesel in my mind!) anyways enough about me - just have a look below at the most annoying picture ever (if you can bear it) featuring blogger perez hilton who first crawled up paris hilton's (loose) ass - and now we've got oh so lame (and manufactured) katy perry crawling up perez's ass (which isn't hard to find at all - even after his weight loss) oh maybe he can ask katy to pop that nasty white pimple on his nose - i bet she'd do it! he has pointed out and made fun of so many imperfections on celebs over the years - he seriously needs to look in the mirror! popbytes over & out for tonight...xoxo
good evening! oh i'm beyond bummed the holiday weekend is almost drawing to a close - the thought of going back to work tomorrow completely kills me! i wish i could run around like paris hilton - who really has nothing better to do than travel & party while slapping her name on unnecessary products - below are pictures of ms. hilton at a new jersey mall - all color coordinated for the launch of her brand new fragrance fairy dust (containing notes of pink peony, orange blossom, spring gardenia, water lily, peach nectar, sueded patchouli, cashmere musk, & vanilla cream) with her wonky eye in full effect! i'd love to know how some of this stuff sells - with today's tough economy does anybody really want to give or receive the gift of a hilton 'inspired' fragrance this holiday season?!? does anyone out there buy stuff like this? (somebody must be buying since 'fairy dust' marks the heiress' 5th fragrance) the only product endorsed by ms. hilton i'd use is insect repellent - since she's like the ultimate pest! (as i'm sure many of her ex-boyfriends can attest to...) popbytes over & out for now...xoxo
good evening! today happens to be heiress nicky hilton's 25th birthday - last night boyfriend david katzenberg and her family including mom kathy & dad rick along with older sister paris hilton (27) and her tattooed boyfriend benji madden (i still cannot believe they're still a couple - i don't like them together at all) helped to celebrate at las vegas' pure nightclub (at caesars palace) i feel like we barely know nicky - she's definitely way more private than her sister (we all know everything there is to know about paris...) who always seems to steal the spotlight and last night was no exception - she was striking poses left & right (below she's doing the heidi montag open mouth look) and even danced with a curtain (and placed her hand strategically on benji's inner thigh...making him smile) recently paris' latest reality show paris hilton's my new BFF premiered on MTV along with her new single - listen now (oh yes - she's making more music unfortunately - although i did have a soft spot for stars are blind) i haven't watched the show yet but i feel like i need to tune in soon - i'm quite sure all the contestants who want to be paris' new best friend forever must be a bunch of complete nutjobs & train wrecks...which would make for great guilty pleasure viewing!
anyways the weekend is almost over which is a total bummer - i'm battling a small cold (like a bunch of other people i know - something is going around for sure) so i basically relaxed and played star wars: the force unleashed on xbox 360 which is like one of the best games i've ever played - the graphics are totally incredible - i'd highly recommend it (plus tonight there's a brand new episode of true blood over on HBO which i'm really digging - i love anything to do with vampires) popbytes over & out for tonight...xoxo
seriously - i can't imagine anyone out there dying to get their paws on a pair of shoes from the paris hilton footwear collection (except maybe skanks & whores) yesterday ms. hilton was down at macy's in south coast plaza launching her new shoe line which seems like a total fruitless venture for both parties involved! in other paris news she was unnecessarily featured in a new political commercial along with britney spears touting republican john mccain (ugh...i cannot deal with his style disaster wife cindy being first lady) i have no clue whose idea it was to include paris & britney - it's so fucking stupid and doesn't make any sense at all - hello lame! (hmmm...where was heidi montag? if his campaign wanted to exploit vapid celeb imagery - she'd be a much better choice - oh but wait - she's a mccain supporter!) check it out for yourself below along with some pictures of ms. hilton hawking her shoes (which i am sure will end up on clearance like lauren conrad's clothing line) then girlfriend partied down at pure nightclub in las vegas where she tried to put on some of her sexy looks (tried is the key word here) popbytes over & out for now...xxoo
hey hey! i swear this new ad for paris hilton's hair extension line dream catchers (that appears to be targeted to hookers & strippers) has got to be the worst ad i've ever seen (i think it actually beat's beyonce's awful 'house of dereon' ad that i posted last year - it's so funny if you search 'house of dereon' on google - popbytes comes right up at the top - i love it!) everything about this ad is just terrible - ms. hilton looks cheaper than usual - the fonts - the colors - the copy - the whole thing is awful along with the actual name of the line - dream catchers - ugh! (who would buy this crap?!?) the people responsible for the making of this ad (design & copy) should all be ashamed of themselves! popbytes over & out for tonight...xxoo!
oh my word - i'm so freakin' tired and was just about to go to bed but these pictures just hit the web of paris hilton and her boyfriend benji madden leaving eva longoria's restaurant beso earlier tonight - maybe i'm totally crazy but i swear paris looks like she's rocking a baby bump - maybe it's just the dress or a case of simple bloat (or she's smuggling out leftovers) but i kept looking at the pictures over & over again (like a crazy person) and i thought it was at least worth tossing the question out there...do you think ms. hilton looks pregnant?!? she's been talking about having kids recently - maybe mr. madden knocked her up - we've got to keep our eyes on this situation! popbytes over & out...xxoo
good evening! i perhaps caught your attention with the headline - although paris hilton has no association with these new trendy designer gas masks - they do look like something she might wear if there was ever some type of major socialite emergency or disaster! although the gas masks below are looking 'hot' as paris would say - they're just conceptual art - the masks will not be sold (sorry to burst your bubble) designer diddo velema created the pieces to be a statement on today's mass consumer culture (way out of control - myself included in the mix) he should have played a trick on ms. hilton by getting her to be interested in being a spokesperson - i'm sure for the right amount of money - she would've jumped at the chance (i managed to do a quick photoshop job of what she'd look like with the mask on) you must browse some of mr. velema's other works of art - including presidential nominees in clown face - which totally freaked me out - clowns are spooky!
tonight i'm just chilling like a pop villain with a few glasses of red wine (listening to mariah careyagain - you must get her new album E=MC2 (which will top the charts with an expected 500,000 copies sold) it's as tight as joan rivers' face!) i so needed to relax this evening - plus i'm super stoked over getting tickets to the kanye west's 'glow in the dark' tour which is getting RAVE & off the hook reviews (go read what anne powers of the LA times had to say) although he's playing at nokia live this coming monday & tuesday - i seriously don't really like that fairly new venue (i've seen like three shows there and each time i was disappointed) so i opted to see mr. west's show at staples center on june 7th (landing on a saturday which beats seeing a concert on a monday or tuesday anyday!) fuck - i can't wait! popbytes over & out for tonight...xxoo!
