good evening! oh what a day i've had - i spent most of it at the vet - my one chihuahua fidel is having issues with the discs in his spine - which is causing problems & discomfort in his neck - hopefully the medicine the doctor prescribed will help calm it down - otherwise he might require surgery ... i'm praying it doesn't come to that since it's VERY expensive - ugh! (plus it might not even fix the issue) but of course i love all of my pets - it just sucks when issues like this pop up!
anyways moving on i've got paris hilton who was over in santa monica today doing a fashion shoot wearing a very futuristic looking bathing suit (along with shades from outer space) it looks like she's trying to channel lady gaga - i wonder what it's all for? i certainly can't see anybody really wearing that to the beach or by the pool! and now as if the hilton clan wasn't overexposed enough - her younger brother barron hilton has set his sights on becoming an international singer/songwriter and plans to do it via a new reality show - that sounds like a truly awful idea - how lame!
speaking of singer/songwriters - tonight i'm heading down to the wiltern to see ms. lily allen - she's touring in support of her latest album it's not me, it's you - this will be the third time i've seen ms. allen live! many thanks to kurt for coming through with a ticket at the last minute - you rock my world! popbytes over & out for tonight ... xoxo (and of course check my twitter page for updates from tonight's show!)
hey hey! today down on robertson blvd - an unlikely pair were spotted out & about together - paris hilton and funny lady kathy griffin - the odd couple was shooting scenes (with their dogs) while shopping at kitson & lisa kline for ms. griffin's hilarious (and emmy winning) reality show kathy griffin: my life on the d-list - the ladies wore matching outfits and gave the paparazzi plenty of opportunities to snap pictures (ms. griffin even showed off her matching panties) thankfully paris' new douchebag boyfrienddoug reinhardt was nowhere to be seen! i hope ms. hilton isn't seriously thinking about starting a family with doug - although i'm not a huge fan of paris - she can definitely do better than lauren conrad and amanda bynes' sloppy seconds! i can't wait to see the footage paris & kathy shot - the 5th season of kathy's show is due to air on bravo in the early part of june! popbytes over & out for tonight ... xoxo
i seriously don't get what paris hilton sees in loser baseballer doug reinhardt - who you might remember from the hills when he briefly dated lauren conrad - he came off as a complete asshole (not on the same level of douchebaggery as spencer pratt but close) then he was dating actress amanda bynes for a few months (thankfully she ditched his sorry ass) now he's taken up with ms. hilton - he's definitely a step down from her previous boyfriend rocker joel madden! doug is not a bad looking guy at all but he left such a bad taste in my mouth after seeing him on the hills (plus spending a rumored $10,000 bucks on a puppy to give to paris makes me want to puke when there are so many dogs in shelters who really need a home) i just can't imagine why anyone would want to date him - i suppose the same thing could be said about ms. hilton - so perhaps they're actually quite perfect for each other! (however i don't expect their relationship to last very long at all - he'll get sick of her heiress ass) below are pictures taken last night in las vegas at yet another party celebrating paris' 28th birthday (which was february 17th - even in this crappy economy - girlfriend is totally milking her b-day for every last celebratory drop) popbytes over & out for now ... xoxo
hey hey! i just got back in from a day of holiday shopping - i headed over to the topanga canyon mall which is huge - and of course it was super crowded but it's a pretty nice mall - i'd definitely go back - plus i got awesome deals on some new cool threads from energie (2nd only to diesel in my mind!) anyways enough about me - just have a look below at the most annoying picture ever (if you can bear it) featuring blogger perez hilton who first crawled up paris hilton's (loose) ass - and now we've got oh so lame (and manufactured) katy perry crawling up perez's ass (which isn't hard to find at all - even after his weight loss) oh maybe he can ask katy to pop that nasty white pimple on his nose - i bet she'd do it! he has pointed out and made fun of so many imperfections on celebs over the years - he seriously needs to look in the mirror! popbytes over & out for tonight...xoxo
good evening! oh i'm beyond bummed the holiday weekend is almost drawing to a close - the thought of going back to work tomorrow completely kills me! i wish i could run around like paris hilton - who really has nothing better to do than travel & party while slapping her name on unnecessary products - below are pictures of ms. hilton at a new jersey mall - all color coordinated for the launch of her brand new fragrance fairy dust (containing notes of pink peony, orange blossom, spring gardenia, water lily, peach nectar, sueded patchouli, cashmere musk, & vanilla cream) with her wonky eye in full effect! i'd love to know how some of this stuff sells - with today's tough economy does anybody really want to give or receive the gift of a hilton 'inspired' fragrance this holiday season?!? does anyone out there buy stuff like this? (somebody must be buying since 'fairy dust' marks the heiress' 5th fragrance) the only product endorsed by ms. hilton i'd use is insect repellent - since she's like the ultimate pest! (as i'm sure many of her ex-boyfriends can attest to...) popbytes over & out for now...xoxo
good evening! today happens to be heiress nicky hilton's 25th birthday - last night boyfriend david katzenberg and her family including mom kathy & dad rick along with older sister paris hilton (27) and her tattooed boyfriend benji madden (i still cannot believe they're still a couple - i don't like them together at all) helped to celebrate at las vegas' pure nightclub (at caesars palace) i feel like we barely know nicky - she's definitely way more private than her sister (we all know everything there is to know about paris...) who always seems to steal the spotlight and last night was no exception - she was striking poses left & right (below she's doing the heidi montag open mouth look) and even danced with a curtain (and placed her hand strategically on benji's inner thigh...making him smile) recently paris' latest reality show paris hilton's my new BFF premiered on MTV along with her new single - listen now (oh yes - she's making more music unfortunately - although i did have a soft spot for stars are blind) i haven't watched the show yet but i feel like i need to tune in soon - i'm quite sure all the contestants who want to be paris' new best friend forever must be a bunch of complete nutjobs & train wrecks...which would make for great guilty pleasure viewing!
anyways the weekend is almost over which is a total bummer - i'm battling a small cold (like a bunch of other people i know - something is going around for sure) so i basically relaxed and played star wars: the force unleashed on xbox 360 which is like one of the best games i've ever played - the graphics are totally incredible - i'd highly recommend it (plus tonight there's a brand new episode of true blood over on HBO which i'm really digging - i love anything to do with vampires) popbytes over & out for tonight...xoxo
seriously - i can't imagine anyone out there dying to get their paws on a pair of shoes from the paris hilton footwear collection (except maybe skanks & whores) yesterday ms. hilton was down at macy's in south coast plaza launching her new shoe line which seems like a total fruitless venture for both parties involved! in other paris news she was unnecessarily featured in a new political commercial along with britney spears touting republican john mccain (ugh...i cannot deal with his style disaster wife cindy being first lady) i have no clue whose idea it was to include paris & britney - it's so fucking stupid and doesn't make any sense at all - hello lame! (hmmm...where was heidi montag? if his campaign wanted to exploit vapid celeb imagery - she'd be a much better choice - oh but wait - she's a mccain supporter!) check it out for yourself below along with some pictures of ms. hilton hawking her shoes (which i am sure will end up on clearance like lauren conrad's clothing line) then girlfriend partied down at pure nightclub in las vegas where she tried to put on some of her sexy looks (tried is the key word here) popbytes over & out for now...xxoo
hey hey! i swear this new ad for paris hilton's hair extension line dream catchers (that appears to be targeted to hookers & strippers) has got to be the worst ad i've ever seen (i think it actually beat's beyonce's awful 'house of dereon' ad that i posted last year - it's so funny if you search 'house of dereon' on google - popbytes comes right up at the top - i love it!) everything about this ad is just terrible - ms. hilton looks cheaper than usual - the fonts - the colors - the copy - the whole thing is awful along with the actual name of the line - dream catchers - ugh! (who would buy this crap?!?) the people responsible for the making of this ad (design & copy) should all be ashamed of themselves! popbytes over & out for tonight...xxoo!
oh my word - i'm so freakin' tired and was just about to go to bed but these pictures just hit the web of paris hilton and her boyfriend benji madden leaving eva longoria's restaurant beso earlier tonight - maybe i'm totally crazy but i swear paris looks like she's rocking a baby bump - maybe it's just the dress or a case of simple bloat (or she's smuggling out leftovers) but i kept looking at the pictures over & over again (like a crazy person) and i thought it was at least worth tossing the question out there...do you think ms. hilton looks pregnant?!? she's been talking about having kids recently - maybe mr. madden knocked her up - we've got to keep our eyes on this situation! popbytes over & out...xxoo
good evening! i perhaps caught your attention with the headline - although paris hilton has no association with these new trendy designer gas masks - they do look like something she might wear if there was ever some type of major socialite emergency or disaster! although the gas masks below are looking 'hot' as paris would say - they're just conceptual art - the masks will not be sold (sorry to burst your bubble) designer diddo velema created the pieces to be a statement on today's mass consumer culture (way out of control - myself included in the mix) he should have played a trick on ms. hilton by getting her to be interested in being a spokesperson - i'm sure for the right amount of money - she would've jumped at the chance (i managed to do a quick photoshop job of what she'd look like with the mask on) you must browse some of mr. velema's other works of art - including presidential nominees in clown face - which totally freaked me out - clowns are spooky!
tonight i'm just chilling like a pop villain with a few glasses of red wine (listening to mariah careyagain - you must get her new album E=MC2 (which will top the charts with an expected 500,000 copies sold) it's as tight as joan rivers' face!) i so needed to relax this evening - plus i'm super stoked over getting tickets to the kanye west's 'glow in the dark' tour which is getting RAVE & off the hook reviews (go read what anne powers of the LA times had to say) although he's playing at nokia live this coming monday & tuesday - i seriously don't really like that fairly new venue (i've seen like three shows there and each time i was disappointed) so i opted to see mr. west's show at staples center on june 7th (landing on a saturday which beats seeing a concert on a monday or tuesday anyday!) fuck - i can't wait! popbytes over & out for tonight...xxoo!
good evening! oh there's 'high drama' for paris hilton who is currently tagging along with semi-new boyfriend benji madden while he's on a world tour with his band good charlotte - ms. hilton is currently in prague and after having lunch she was mobbed by 'fans' & photographers causing paris to drop to the ground nailing her chin (big time ouch!) which produced a small bruise that she's obviously super self-conscious about - she's been walking around all day with her arm covering up the minor scratch! (girlfriend thinks it's the end of the world) gosh if she ever came down with a nasty case of impetigo like amy winehouse did - we probably wouldn't see paris for months...which would actually be a good thing! maybe paris should hang out with amy? popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
hey hey! is everyone enjoying their weekend so far? i managed to get a little much needed retail therapy this afternoon plus i'm looking forward to tonight's SNL since mariah carey is the musical guest - i'm curious to see her perform her new addictive single touch my body (she just nabbed the gig this past week when janet jackson came down with the flu) as you may have heard already paris hilton is entering the reality TV ring once again with her new show coming up later this year on MTV called paris hilton's my new BFF where she'll scour the nation to find one person she can befriend for life and i guess trust with her most 'inner thoughts, dreams, and hope for world peace' (take that statement with a heavy dose of sarcasm) we all know how well relationships tend to work out after being set-up on reality TV...my word of advice to the winner is to snap some pictures of paris doing something naughty and then sell 'em when she drops you! no doubt that if the shows does well in the ratings we will be subjected to many more seasons of paris hunting for 'true' friendship...ugh!
i don't have anything against ms. hilton in particular - she's just a total easy wonky eyed target good for a few laughs! the other night there was a press conference held here in los angeles to announce the new reality venture (paris' sister nicky was there along with her new 'boyfriend' benji madden) i actually was invited to cover the event but i had to go to the dentist that night - and when pressed to choose between going to paris' press shindig or the dentist - i chose the latter! however i did gain access to a few pictures from the event which you'll find below (when asked about if she'll have a catch phrase like donald trump's 'you're fired' - she said that's still in development...) of course i'll be tuning into the show when it premieres - i don't think it will be as much of a trainwreck as the upcoming dina lohan's 'hot tranny mess' of a reality show living lohan but it will probably provide plenty of amusing blog fodder for us bloggers! if you're secretly dying inside to be a BFF of paris - head over to parisbff.com where you can upload an audition video of yourself for a chance to be one of the chosen competitors! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
PS make sure to watch the hilarious video of 'ultimate fan' jake byrd (a fictional character portrayed by comedian tony barbieri) at the press conference which was shown last night on jimmy kimmel's late night talk show!
oh yes - sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words! i'm having one of those busy friday mornings but i figured i would leave you pictures of paris hilton at macy's in philadelphia this past wednesday launching her new fragrance can-can - as well as sucking on a straw! (she does seem to be enjoying her straw - i guess it could help keep her lipstick in line - too bad she couldn't use a straw when dancing & prancing!) popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
hey kids! here's a popbytes picture exclusive (which are few & far between so please enjoy it and spread the word...) below is paris hilton with jeweler silvia damiani representing damiani (amazing italian jewelry who has previously partnered with gwyneth paltrow & brad pitt) ms. hilton recently signed a three year deal with the company to put a face on their bliss line (the younger, hipper & cooler set of jewels) the advertising campaign will kick-off in italy for a year and will then hit the states with a variety of magazine, television & billboard ads! i've been told the initial shots taken by uber cool photographer ellen von unwerth are way hot! even though this deal is far from charity ($$$) kudos to ms. hilton for keeping her head out of trouble these past few weeks - her 'friend' lindsay lohan should take note! popbytes over & out for now....xxoo!
she's out! paris hiltonwas released shortly after midnight from the lynwood jail facility - ms. hilton made a quick exit with tons of photographers snapping pictures left & right - she actually seemed to be in good spirits and quickly got into an SUV where her parents were waiting to take her back to their beverly hills mansion - tomorrow night is the big larry king interview where paris will talk about her experiences under lock up as well as what she plans to do now...popbytes over & out for tonight - xxoo!
hey y'all! so this is the last weekend for paris hilton behind bars! this tuesday she'll be sprung from the slammer and the following day she'll be taking her story to larry king over on CNN - both NBC and ABC lost out on the opportunity to interview the heiress about her experiences under lock up - as well as what she plans to do with her life now that she's a 'changed' woman...i'll give her a chance for now to prove that she does intend to change her ways but i can't help but think she'll have a lot of difficulty avoiding pitfalls which could trap her back into her partying ways - after she speaks with mr. king i'd recommend to ms. hilton that she keeps a really low-key profile!
wednesday evening's interview is going to be a ratings goldmine for the cable news network - and i do really enjoy larry's interviews - i've already set my tivo! (his interview last week with kathy griffin was so funny - she's such a firecracker - i love her!) even if you can't stand paris (like most people) you have to admit that you'll be tuning in too! many thanks to david gilmore from pretty on the outside for sending over his latest hilarious illustration of paris with larry! right now i need to get back to playing my wii - i just picked up resident evil 4 - and it's great so far! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
hey hey! one more fun item for today...many thanks to drew lambert from down under (aka australia) who emailed me these pics of a 'naughty' paris hilton cake that was auctioned off in 'oz' for charity! although it is only cake (made of mere eggs & flour w/decorative icing) the pics are a tad on the explicit side so you can click the thumbnails below if you're curious to see the cake in closer detail! popbytes over & out for tonight...xxoo!
tonight in sydney australia, a 'paris hilton in jail' cake, complete with what 'really' goes on behind bars, was auctioned for $7,000 (AUD) this was a record for the boys own bake off at sydney's midnight shift nightclub. all funds support the AIDS charity, the bobby goldsmith foundation. it seems paris' wish to do good by supporting charity etc may actually be coming true...even from behind bars!
paris! paris! paris! that's all i've been hearing about and i can't even help myself with a little update on the heiress behind bars...thankfully she announced yesterday in a statement her appeal which was going to be filed is a now a no go plus it sounds like she won't be in all that much longer anyways - there's no way she'll serve the 'full sentence' yet there could be a duel between the judge & the sheriff over that issue...
this weekend paris has been staying in the medical ward at the 'twin towers county jail' in downtown los angeles (i assume she'll be moved over to the ladies facility in lynwood sometime this week) today it seems ms. hilton is doing a little better than yesterday - she has been eating (cereal & bread) plus even had two visitors (the allowed limit on'family day') her sister nicky hilton and her sometimes boyfriend stavros niarchos - her parents rick & kathy will be stopping by on tuesday!
i seriously hope this week there's no more drama or media spectacles like there was on friday - that was all too much to bear and just made things worse - i'm already thinking about what her first moves will be after this is all behind her - will we see paris change her ways?!? (what happens if she gets another DUI after this?) popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
today i told my attorneys not to appeal the judge's decision. while i greatly appreciate the sheriff's concern for my health and welfare, after meeting with doctors i intend to serve my time as ordered by the judge.
this is by far the hardest thing i have ever done. during the past several days, i have had a lot of time to reflect and have already learned a bitter, but important lesson from this experience.
as i have said before, i hope others will learn from my mistake. i have also had time to read the mail from my fans. i very much appreciate all of their good wishes and hope they will keep their letters coming.
i must also say that i was shocked to see all of the attention devoted to the amount of time i would spend in jail for what i had done by the media, public and city officials. i would hope going forward that the public and the media will focus on more important things, like the men and women serving our country in iraq, afghanistan and other places around the world. (love, paris hilton)
damn! what a messy circus this whole paris hilton thing has turned into! i admit that last week i felt a drop (a very small drop) sorry for her but not anymore! the dumb bitch should've stayed in prison and did her twenty-three days but her leaving jail earlier this week and going under 'house arrest' was the dumbest move she could have made - this whole spectacle could have been totally avoided! whoever is advising the hiltons is a total dumbass! she should've done her time and moved on showing everyone that she could handle her sentence like a grown up but oh no - she had to stir the drama pot - and now she's in a BIGGER mess than before! ms. hilton will have to serve her full forty-five day sentence now - and i'm thrilled about this! (i believe she was given a credit of five days) los angeles city attorney rocky delgadillo just issued a statement (posted below) to TMZ...although word is she's going to file an appeal but that seems like a total lost cause - it's time for her to buckle down & shut the fuck up! (if i were her lawyer - i would tell her 'girl - it's over - you're just going to have to do the time') popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
this decision sends the message that no individual -- no matter how wealthy or powerful -- is above the law. today, justice was served.
hey hey! i planned this post last night before word broke that paris hilton was 'reassigned' from her jail cell to her west hollywood home - i'm still not shocked or surprised what went down this morning but the whole thing screams 'special treatment' - don't you agree?!? anyways no matter how you feel about ms. hilton or her pal nicole richie (who is scared she may land in jail soon too) you have to admit that the photospread below (titled 'partners in crime') from the june issue of harper's bazaar magazine is done really well (taken by photographer peter lindbergh) i especially love the shot of ms. richie in the back of a police car - talk about a little foreshadowing! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
