Ten Reasons to Watch ‘Candidly Nicole’

Nicole Richie

The bitch is back. After a brief lapse from gracing the nation with her comedic genius (sorry, she was busy getting married, having kids and creating a stunning clothing line), Nicole Richie returns to our televisions tonight at 10/9c on VH1, and it's like she never even left. Candidly Nicole showcases the trials and tribulations of our favorite Simple Life lady, while teaching us how to get through awkward situations by making light of MORE

Now for Something Totally Different: 90′s The Rock

Dwayne Johnson

I've already talked about how Kim Kardashian somehow made $85 Million off of an app because casual gamers have garbage taste, so how about something to lighten the mood? Here's Dwayne Johnson, back in the 90's when he was still The Rock. Only somehow, this was before even that, when The Rock was a struggling female comedian. And you know what? 10/10 would do. You kind of have to grade on a curve when it comes to the 90's, and I mean really. The MORE

Joe Manganiello taught Conan O’Brien how to be a stripper

Joe Manganiello and Conan O'Brien

Joe Manganiello really took to his role in Magic Mike, to the point where he actually made a documentary about male strippers, La Bare. Anyway, last night he was on Conan O'Brien's show when he decided to teach Coco the finer points of male stripping. Here's the abridged version: grind, grind, grind, and don't say anything if they tell you that you remind them of their kids. Weird. MORE

Kim Kardashian might make $85 Million off her app?!

Kim Kardashian

I've been purposely ignoring Kim Kardashian's annoying new app, mostly because (A) it's not really Kim's app, per se. I don't care what you say, unless she coded the entire thing herself, it's not "her" app. And (B) I still have an iPhone 3 and that thing is chugging like hell. My contract is up in September anyway, so I can tough it out until then. Anyway, despite my best efforts to tune it out, Kim might be making something like $85 Million off MORE

It’s Official: Lindsay Lohan is London’s problem now!

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan has been in London for a while now, which kind of makes sense since she's been talking about moving there forever now. Except of course we didn't believe her because ... LiLo. After a while, you're just conditioned to certain patterns. Anyway, according to RadarOnline, Lindsay actually is in London permanently now (read: until her goodwill dries up and she needs to jump ship) and has vowed to no longer act like an unprofessional nut MORE

Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez: Playing passive-aggressive!

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

Five years ago, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez seemed like talented (if not annoyingly omniprescient) kids teetering on the brink of stardom. Fast forward half a decade, and now they've both gone kind of crazy (after numerous splits and reunions) and are now passive-aggressively trying to one-up each other on Instagram, which once again, is what happens when you let your kids run off to Hollywood during their formative years. TMZ reports MORE

Farrah Abraham opens a yogurt restaurant, hilarity ensues

Farrah Abraham

When we last left Farrah Abraham ... I don't know. I think she was writing a book maybe? Well, 'writing.' Whatever, point is it was probably a dismal failure. But not one to let the haters blow her away or whatever, she decided to open a restaurant that serves food filled with greek yogurt. You know, because she has so much culinary experience from her years working in non-food related fields. Farrah's hilarious attempt at trying to make her MORE

Kim Kardashian & Kanye West: Already sick of each other?

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

You know how oddsmakers were putting Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's divorce at a year and a day? Well, funny story, they may have overestimated just a tiny bit, at least if you believe RadarOnline. As they report it, Kim and Kanye barely spend any time together, and Kanye is beginning to figure out that Kim is uncultured swine who has no desire to expand her horizons. Gee, really? The reality TV star with a clothing line at Sears might not be MORE

Unedited Britney track leaks, pop icon remains unscathed

Britney Spears

Oh, it is on, shots have been fired towards Team Britney, bitch! With the recent leak (listen below) of an unedited version of “Alien”, media outlets have been blasting the pop icon over allegations of heavily depending on auto tune in her music career. Personally, this is nothing shocking, many mainstream pop artists rely on some level of auto-tune while laying down preliminary tracks in the studio during album production, as well as during MORE

Paris Hilton has a new song out? Terrific

Paris Hilton "Come Alive"

You know, we rag on Paris Hilton a lot, but we have to give credit where credit is due: Girlfriend is resilient. When the world said to her, "you have no acting ability," she made The Hottie and The Nottie. When the world said to her, "you have no singing ability," she released an album. And when the world said, "you've overstayed your welcome, so we're going to move onto a bigger, more unrepentant famewhore (aka Kim Kardashian)," she continued MORE

Lindsay Lohan is already acting like LiLo at her new gig!

Lindsay Lohan

All right, you know the drill: Lindsay Lohan has a reputation as an unprofessional conflict queen she needs to shake. She gets a second chance she may or may not deserve. She immediately reverts to her form as an unprofessional conflict queen. Lather rinse repeat. Anyway, let's get to the latest instance of this happening, and then we'll start theorizing as to why exactly this keeps happening. The story, via RadarOnline ... As RadarOnline MORE

Justin Bieber: Copping a plea deal in his egging case!

Justin Bieber

I know it seems like forever ago, since there have been so many, many screw-ups with Justin Bieber, but try to remember that one time he egged his neighbor's house and somehow caused $20,000 worth of property damage. Got it fresh in your mind? Awesome. Well, earlier today he was officially charged with misdemeanor vandalism over that little incident, and wouldn't you know it he's already copping that plea deal. TMZ reports ... Sources MORE

Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello might be doing it now

Joe Manganiello

It's been a while since Sofia Vergara broke up with her creepy-ass ex-boyfriend Nick Loeb, so now's the point where she's free to rebound and start playing the field. Except when most people rebound, it's with a random we met on Tinder / Grindr / whatever. But when you're famous and hot, you rebound with True Blood hottie Joe Manganiello. Via Page Six ... One source told us that Vergara and Manganiello met at the White House Correspondents’ MORE

James Franco wrote a poem about Heath Ledger

James Franco

I've already talked about this before, but in high school I regularly aced anything and everything to do with poetry because it turns out it's pretty open-ended. You can literally write anything, and as long as it sounds flowery and artistic you'll get a pass on it. It's that easy. Which makes it the perfect venue for James Franco to get all artistic about the late Heath Ledger's life in the spotlight, and by that I mean "rattle off a few movies MORE