Watch Adore Delano’s “I Adore U” music video!

Adore Delano

Good news, everyone! (Bonus points if you read that in a Hubert J. Farnsworth voice.) Drag Race alum Adore Delano's full-length debut album, Till Death Do Us Party (iTunes), is out today, and it's already hit number one on iTunes' dance charts! So SUCK IT, DEADMAU5. Anyway, to celebrate, here's the brand-new music video for her new single "I Adore U." Party on! MORE

Lupita Nyong’o, Gwendoline Christie cast in ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’

Lupita Nyong'o

When last we left Star Wars: Episode VII, I may have kind of sort of slightly hinted ("hinted", yeah) that I wasn't thrilled with how few female parts they wrote for the movie. Well, like a blessing from nerd heaven, two new female roles have been added to Episode VII, and they've been filled by Game Of Thrones' Gwendoline Christie and Lupita Nyong'o. Let it never be said that the people behind the new Star Wars movies don't know how to correct MORE

Lindsay Lohan failed to show up to The Life Ball

Lindsay Lohan

Stop me if you've heard this one before: Lindsay Lohan was supposed to show up for a big, expensive charity event. The event even paid for her flight, her hotel room, and got her the biggest dressing room they could get their hands on. Lindsay thanks them by not showing up like an asshole. I know, we've heard this story a million times before, but this time it's The Life Ball in Vienna, so let's run with it anyway. Page Six reports ... Lindsay MORE

Justin Bieber apologized for his racist joke

Justin Bieber

Over the weekend, a video of Justin Bieber telling a racist joke hit the web. What makes this especially weird is that the video was taken back when Justin was 15, presumably while he was filming that awful Never Say Never movie, and at any point they could have either told Justin to shut up or otherwise destroyed the footage. But instead, Justin actively told racist jokes into a camera he knew was documenting him and they kept the footage. MORE

Watch: Tori Amos’ “Trouble’s Lament” video

Tori Amos "Trouble's Lament"

Tori Amos' stellar new album, Unrepentant Geraldines (iTunes), is easily one of my favorites releases of 2014—definitely Tori's best outing since 2007's (underrated) American Doll Posse. The lead single, "Trouble's Lament," turned out to be a perfect choice to jumpstart Tori's Unrepentant Geraldines era. Here's the brand-new music video that completely works for the song (about trouble always on the prowl for someone to torment), simple yet MORE

Video: Dolly Parton’s “Home” video

Dolly Parton

Here's a new music video from one of my favorite people in the entire world ... it's for "Home" which is Dolly Parton's next single off her latest album, Blue Smoke (iTunes). The entire album is fab, totally Dolly all the way, and I absolutely love "Home." Girlfriend is seriously a national treasure—a legend with an incredible career that has now spanned almost six decades—thankfully she's still going strong as ever and continues to MORE

Kim and Kanye’s wedding was literally insane

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Wedding Picture

Allergy season has hit me like a ton of bricks recently, to the point where in the space of a day I've gone through a whole cold and sinus cycle and now I'm having a headache ridden comedown. Which is all to say I have a very tenuous grasp on reality right now, and this report from Page Six doesn't help. Apparently, they were able to slip a spy into Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's wedding, and the sh!t they saw was nothing short of an insane trip MORE

Kim Kardashian: Rob’s weight is tarnishing my family’s name

Kim Kardashian

Not news: Kim Kardashian is a soulless douche-hole. News: Kim Kardashian is a soulless douche-hole who seems to think her brother's weight gain is bringing down the family name. No really. According to RadarOnline, the big reason why Rob Kardashian bailed on her and Kanye West's big famewhore wedding was because they had a blowout fight where Kim accused Rob of leaking info to the press. Oh, and Kim also thinks his physical appearance is tanking MORE

Brad Pitt got punched by a “prankster”

Brad Pitt

Brad Pitt was on the red carpet for his wife Angelina Jolie's new movie, Maleficent (which my boyfriend is still dying to see, and we will see it this weekend just so he can calm the eff down) when apparently, he was met by merry prankster Vitalii Sediuk. You know, the merry "prankster" who pulled such "pranks" as diving under America Ferrera's dress, or shoving his face into Leonardo DiCaprio's crotch. You know. "Pranks". Anyway, for his latest MORE

Gwyneth Paltrow compares mean web comments to war

Gwyneth Paltrow

Look, it's kind of accepted at this point that Gwyneth Paltrow has lived in a secure little bubble of udder wealth to the point where she cannot fathom any other reality aside from her own. Combine that with the fact that she's living well above the means of probably 99% of the world, and the fact that she has no problem telling people how to live their lives, and it all forms into a roiling pot of wealthy delusion. Anyway, her latest addition MORE

Two of those One Direction guys got caught smoking weed

One Direction and Big Bird

I'll be brutally honest, I don't get One Direction. I really don't. I don't hate them, because they're actually rather respectable in their private lives, but I don't love them because ... well, their songs are just okay. Not stand-out amazing or terrible, just rather okay. But then I see the kind of conspiracy theorism some of my acquaintances place them under, and you kind of have to wonder what's happening there. Anyway, two of them (Zayn MORE

Beyoncé wasn’t too keen on Kimye’s wedding

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

Either through blackmail, bribery, or outright dealing with the devil (NOT TODAY, SATAN! NOT TODAY!) Kim Kardashian at one point had Beyoncé and Jay Z planning on going to her wedding. But either because the pictures were destroyed, the check bounced, or because Satan didn't hold his end of the bargain, Beyoncé and Jay Z ended up pulling out at the last minute, and all was right with that specific part of the world. Even though Beyoncé since MORE

Lil’ Wayne is threatening Justin Bieber’s manager

Scooter Braun and Justin Bieber

It seems like forever ago that Justin Bieber's manager, Scooter Braun, kicked Lil Twist to the curb because Scooter thought he was a bad example and the root of Justin's bad behavior. Turns out, not so much. Who'd a thunk? Well, apparently Lil Twist is close with Lil' Wayne (I'm assuming they're part of the Lil family) and Lil' Wayne has absolutely no love for Scooter. And now Billboard reports that Wayne has made it perfectly clear that he has MORE

Place Your Bets: How long will Kim & Kanye’s marriage last?

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Wedding Picture

I'll be honest, I debated about which Kim Kardashian and Kanye West wedding story I was going to run with -- since this thing will, without a doubt, churn about two weeks' worth of famewhoring, I limited myself to only one Kimye piece a day. You're welcome I guess? -- and there were more than a few to pick from. I very nearly went with the one about how the other Kardashians ran their brother out of the wedding because he was too fat, but then I MORE