Elephants never forget … to attack Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian

So apparently, Kim Kardashian and her swarm of off-shoots are off on a trip through Thailand or something like that to film new episodes for their show. So of course, their first instinct is going to be to take selfies of themselves with anything that even remotely has to do with Thailand, including elephants! Except even elephants know a sh!tty attention whore when they see one, and when Kim tried to get a selfie with one, it apparently attacked MORE

Courtney Stodden is here to desecrate some graves!

Courtney Stodden

Over the weekend, former teen bride Courtney Stodden decided to go out and pose for some sexy Instagram photos in a graveyard, next to the final resting places of Farrah Fawcett, Marilyn Monroe and Eva Gabor. You know, because there's no better way for her to honor dead legendary Hollywood actresses than by using their death to make people look at her massive boobs. Now, I had a hard time coming up with just one joke, so I came up with MORE

Canada will get Taco Bell breakfast when it takes back Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber

To be completely honest, I've only ever had Taco Bell a few times in my life. The BF introduced it to me about a year or so ago, and I can honestly say that whoever invented Fries Supreme is an evil genius. Anyway, apparently the new thing Taco Bell has is breakfast, which is apparently really, really good. Over the weekend, Taco Bell president Brian Niccol did a Reddit AMA to promote the new menu, and when asked if Canada would ever get the MORE

Steve Hirsch vows to return Kris Jenner’s sex tape (if it exists)

Kris Jenner

So far, we've spent the better part of a week discussing Kris Jenner's sex tape, which by the looks of it doesn't actually exist. For all we know, this was just another way for Kris to drum up publicity for all the nothing she does, and if that's the case, congratulations. You made us talk about how much we dislike you for another week. Mission accomplished, honey-buns. Anyway, now Vivid Video's head honcho Steve Hirsch is swearing that if such a MORE

Tori Amos debuts new single “Trouble’s Lament”

Tori Amos "Trouble's Lament"

Finally we have our very first taste of (my goddess) Tori Amos' highly-anticipated upcoming 14th studio album, Unrepentant Geraldines, due out May 13th via Mercury Classics. The lead single is "Trouble's Lament," which upon a couple of repeat listens is definitely growing on me a lot. It for sure has (Americana / folk) shades of previous Tori albums such as Scarlet's Walk, The Beekeeper and American Doll Posse. The initial general concensus among MORE

Sam Smith Previews ‘In The Lonely Hour’ in NYC: Concert Review

Sam Smith

Sam Smith is the best new artist of 2014. Yes, it’s only March and Smith has yet to release an album. But that said, there’s a reason that so many fans are heralding the 21-year-old English singer/songwriter as “the male Adele” across the web. For starters, Smith is the recipient of the BBC’s Sound of 2014 poll and the BRIT Critics’ Choice Award, both of which Adele won in 2008 before collecting her first Grammy a year later. And MORE

Cardiknox dazzled at SXSW

Cardiknox

Cardiknox has been on our radar for quite some time now. They were one of our most anticipated artists to perform during last year’s CMJ. So, it wasn’t strange when we found ourselves standing front-row at Brooklyn’s Knitting Factory when they took the stage back in October. Cardiknox serenaded us with all their glossy snythiness, flooding the intimate venue with lights and infectious melodies reminiscent of 80s synth-pop that would make MORE

Joan Rivers thinks Lena Dunham’s body positivity will kill her

Joan Rivers and Lena Dunham

Say what you want about Lena Dunham -- seriously, just do it. I have never seen people jump all over a celebrity the way people do with Lena and I don't get it one bit -- she's a healthy weight! She looks like a regular girl, she takes care of herself and she encourages other people to love and take care of themselves too. So here's Joan Rivers saying that Lena is apparently some sort of wildebeest who will die of diabetes if she doesn't cut out MORE

Kim Kardashian is bad at charity!

Kim Kardashian

Last year, it was revealed that Kim Kardashian's Ebay charity auction for the Phillipines was really more like Kim making a gawddamn bank off stupid people and then throwing a couple coins to the less fortunate. This probably shouldn't have been a surprise, since Kim has built a career of being a greedy ass-blister, but everyone still read her the riot-act over it. It also prompted people to take a look at Kim Kardashian's "charity work", and MORE

James Franco: I swear I’ve never bonked Lindsay Lohan!

James Franco

Remember that time Lindsay Lohan wrote down all the names of men she slept with? And then it landed in the hands of In Touch magazine because Godwin's Law is a bitch like that? Well, James Franco remembers, and he's none too happy that Lindsay is claiming to have slept with him, and is now telling everyone that she and him never high-fived each other with their funstuff. Franco, who released a book called Moving Pictures / Moving Sculptures: MORE

Kris Jenner is thinking about posing for Playboy

Kris Jenner

Lately there's been a lot of talk about Kris Jenner having a fake sex tape, because apparently there's a market for cat demons in their late 50's. Who knew? Anyway, I initially wrote it off because there was no way Kris would make a sex tape unless she had a new show to pimp, but now it turns out Kris might be posing for Playboy. Sooooooo, maybe she a new show coming out? Movie? The 58-year-old mum of six, who let's face it, looks pretty foxy MORE

So we’re still pretending Kris Jenner’s sex tape exists?

Kris Jenner

Earlier this week, news got out that Kris Jenner was allegedly being extorted over a 'sex tape.' Except that Kris claimed the tape didn't exist, and I kind of believe her because anyone who saw such a tape would have died in seven days. Now RadarOnline released an interview with the guy who claims to have the tape, and by the sound of it, he doesn't exactly have the clearest endgame in mind here ... “She knew about this sex tape and did not MORE

Zac Efron got punched in a sketchy part of L.A.

Zac Efron

A couple months back, Zac Efron went to rehab to try and clean up a bit. Unfortunately, I don't think it's going so well, because on Sunday night, Zac reportedly got punched in the face while hanging out in a sketchy part of Los Angeles So basically, any Del Taco parking lot? TMZ reports ... We're told cops were on patrol under the Harbor Freeway when they saw Zac and a man he identified as his bodyguard. Cops saw Zac and the other guy in a MORE

Kim Kardashian’s baby girl knows why her mom is famous

Kanye West, Kim Kardashian and North West

Hey, remember how Kim Kardashian 'leaked' a sex tape onto the market to promote her show, and then she spent the rest of her career pretending that it was a 'leak' and that Ray J never peed on her? Well, apparently even North West is aware of Kim's sex tape beginnings, because she peed on daddy Kanye West during their Vogue cover shoot. Good callback, kid! Us Weekly reports... One thing the E! star didn't know for sure herself was whether said MORE