Joan Rivers thinks Lena Dunham’s body positivity will kill her

Joan Rivers and Lena Dunham

Say what you want about Lena Dunham -- seriously, just do it. I have never seen people jump all over a celebrity the way people do with Lena and I don't get it one bit -- she's a healthy weight! She looks like a regular girl, she takes care of herself and she encourages other people to love and take care of themselves too. So here's Joan Rivers saying that Lena is apparently some sort of wildebeest who will die of diabetes if she doesn't cut out MORE

Kim Kardashian is bad at charity!

Kim Kardashian

Last year, it was revealed that Kim Kardashian's Ebay charity auction for the Phillipines was really more like Kim making a gawddamn bank off stupid people and then throwing a couple coins to the less fortunate. This probably shouldn't have been a surprise, since Kim has built a career of being a greedy ass-blister, but everyone still read her the riot-act over it. It also prompted people to take a look at Kim Kardashian's "charity work", and MORE

James Franco: I swear I’ve never bonked Lindsay Lohan!

James Franco

Remember that time Lindsay Lohan wrote down all the names of men she slept with? And then it landed in the hands of In Touch magazine because Godwin's Law is a bitch like that? Well, James Franco remembers, and he's none too happy that Lindsay is claiming to have slept with him, and is now telling everyone that she and him never high-fived each other with their funstuff. Franco, who released a book called Moving Pictures / Moving Sculptures: MORE

Kris Jenner is thinking about posing for Playboy

Kris Jenner

Lately there's been a lot of talk about Kris Jenner having a fake sex tape, because apparently there's a market for cat demons in their late 50's. Who knew? Anyway, I initially wrote it off because there was no way Kris would make a sex tape unless she had a new show to pimp, but now it turns out Kris might be posing for Playboy. Sooooooo, maybe she a new show coming out? Movie? The 58-year-old mum of six, who let's face it, looks pretty foxy MORE

So we’re still pretending Kris Jenner’s sex tape exists?

Kris Jenner

Earlier this week, news got out that Kris Jenner was allegedly being extorted over a 'sex tape.' Except that Kris claimed the tape didn't exist, and I kind of believe her because anyone who saw such a tape would have died in seven days. Now RadarOnline released an interview with the guy who claims to have the tape, and by the sound of it, he doesn't exactly have the clearest endgame in mind here ... “She knew about this sex tape and did not MORE

Zac Efron got punched in a sketchy part of L.A.

Zac Efron

A couple months back, Zac Efron went to rehab to try and clean up a bit. Unfortunately, I don't think it's going so well, because on Sunday night, Zac reportedly got punched in the face while hanging out in a sketchy part of Los Angeles So basically, any Del Taco parking lot? TMZ reports ... We're told cops were on patrol under the Harbor Freeway when they saw Zac and a man he identified as his bodyguard. Cops saw Zac and the other guy in a MORE

Kim Kardashian’s baby girl knows why her mom is famous

Kanye West, Kim Kardashian and North West

Hey, remember how Kim Kardashian 'leaked' a sex tape onto the market to promote her show, and then she spent the rest of her career pretending that it was a 'leak' and that Ray J never peed on her? Well, apparently even North West is aware of Kim's sex tape beginnings, because she peed on daddy Kanye West during their Vogue cover shoot. Good callback, kid! Us Weekly reports... One thing the E! star didn't know for sure herself was whether said MORE

Katy Perry might be rebounding with Riff Raff?!

Katy Perry

Katy Perry is one of the most famous, beautiful women in America, and can pretty much have just about anyone you could ever want. So of course, she's apparently rebounding with Riff Raff -- that rapper James Franco based his Spring Breakers character on -- which at first glance seems pretty random, until you look at his list of exes: Russell Brand, John Mayer and Travis McCoy aka that guy from Gym Class Heroes. Katy has a thing for greasy looking MORE

Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin: Splitting up

Gwyneth Paltrow

The vibe I got from Gwyneth Paltrow and Coldplay's Chris Martin was that they were one of those ultra-bohemian couples who didn't sweat the small stuff when it came to their relationship. Say what you will about either of them, but they really did make sense as a couple. Or so I thought because apparently, they're separating. Here's the press release on GOOP, which ... sure, why not? It is with hearts full of sadness that we have decided to MORE

Kim Kardashian wants Kris Jenner’s clothes when she dies

Kris Jenner

If you haven't read Vogue's interview / ass-kissing of Kim Kardashian yet, don't. Just don't. Unless you want to read someone unironically praise Kris Jenner's "apricot" skin. Personally, I'd say it's more along the lines of "corpse rot grey", but that works too. Anyway, there is one passage that's worth a look: the one where Kim basically admits that waits for Kris to die so that she and her sisters could steal all of her worldly possessions. MORE

Khloe Kardashian vs. Joan Rivers … over Kim’s sex tape!

Ray J and Joan Rivers

Considering the fact that the Kardashians wouldn't be jacksh!t to anyone if it hadn't been for Ray J peeing on Kim Kardashian, you'd figure they'd embrace it every chance they get. And yet they don't because these people honest to gawd think they're -- pfft, ha ha ha -- talented! Oh, oh, that's funny, tell another one! Anyway, Joan Rivers made a video mocking Kim's sex tape, and now Khloe Kardashian is mad at her and cancelled an appearance she MORE

Nick Cannon painted himself … as a white man

Nick Cannon

So apparently, Nick Cannon's next album is called White People Party Music, and as a promotional thing, he painted himself white and called himself Connor Smallnut. Seriously. Look at it ... It's official... I'm White!!! #WHITEPEOPLEPARTYMUSIC #Wppm in stores April 1st!!!!!!Dude Go Get It!!!Join The Party!!!! #GoodCredit #DogKissing #BeerPong #FarmersMarkets #FistPumping #CreamCheeseEating #RacialDraft "Bro I got drafted!!" Aw crap, MORE

Justin Bieber gets a tattoo on a plane, thinks he’s James Dean

Justin Bieber

If you've never gotten a tattoo, allow me to explain what it's like: Generally unpleasant, especially if it's on a boney area, but you'll live. It also requires that the artist has an extremely steady hand and that everyone is on a stable surface since we're talking about a sharp needle and permanent marking. Or if you're Justin Bieber, you get a tattoo on a plane. Because that's smart. TMZ reports ... It's true ... TMZ has learned Bieber got MORE

Here’s Dwayne Johnson as Hercules

Dwayne Johnson

It's Monday. And that sucks, so let's try and rectify this with a look at Dwayne Johnson as Hercules (the movie is due out this summer). For the straight boys, this is your action hero being all actiony. And for the ladies and gay men, here's a muscular men in a kilt. Everyone wins! MORE