Vivid Video is trying to stop Farrah Abraham’s erotic fiction

Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom

In case you haven't heard by now, Farrah Abraham is launching a series of erotic novels, which will double as the English language's tombstone. Seriously, I don't think I've ever met anyone who has misunderstood the concept of eroticism or literature the way Farrah does, and yet ... here we are. Anyway, Vivid Video has decided to step in and shield the world from the awfulness that is Farrah's written word by threatening her with legal action if MORE

They’re making another Karate Kid movie with Jaden Smith?

Jaden Smith and Jackie Chan | The Karate Kid 2

If After Earth should have taught Will Smith anything, it's that the American movie-going audience just isn't that into Jaden Smith, no matter how much money he spends buying his son a film career. It also should have taught Jaden that 14-year-olds are not the wizened philosophers he thinks they are, but that's beside the point. The point is, Jaden is going to give this acting thing another try with a second Karate Kid movie, so you can all look MORE

Kim and Kanye’s wedding already has a slight hitch?

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

Hey, remember Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's reality TV special that also doubles as their wedding? Well, there's just one slight hiccup in their filming / wedding plans: According to RadarOnline, if you want to get married for a reality TV show in France you have to have been living there for at least 40 days prior. Dammit, won't somebody think about the ratings? Radar reviewed the law with the French Embassy in Washington D.C. whom advised: MORE

Lindsay Lohan fired her sobriety coach because LINDSAY LOHAN

Lindsay Lohan

Oh gawd, look. We all know the story at this point: Another episode of Lindsay Lohan's OWN docu-series came out, where she tries to convince everyone she's changed, and then immediately shows everyone that she has not changed. So yeah, in the latest episode, her sobriety coach tries to talk to Lindsay about her sobriety on the reality TV series about Lindsay getting sober, and Lindsay gets mad and fires her. At this rate, Lindsay will try and MORE

Justin Bieber: Banned from clubs all over Miami!

Justin Bieber

Apparently, Justin Bieber hasn't made it any secret that he's been hitting the club scene pretty hard, even though he's not actually 21 yet. Yes, that would fly up here in Ontario, but in the States? Not so much. I'm just saying, you gotta follow the laws of wherever you want to be. Well, according to TMZ, he may be getting shut out slowly but surely, as three different Miami clubs -- LIV, Story and Adoré -- have banned him from their clubs MORE

Delta Rae killed it at the Troubadour!

Delta Rae

Last week (March 27th) I got to see one of my favorite bands, Delta Rae, for the fifth time live ... that's how much I love them. This was the third time I had seen 'em play at Los Angeles' Troubadour, and once again they completely killed it front of everyone at the sold out show! Delta Rae is currently on the Chasing Twisters Tour in support of their latest EP, Chasing Twisters (listen to the title track here), which is the follow-up to their MORE

Willam Belli teaches us how to tuck … safely!

Willam Belli

Okay, real talk here: I'm deathly afraid of the idea of tucking. For a very good reason! One time, I accidentally hit my junk on a pole and ended up sending one of my jewels ... you know. Up there. It hurt like hell, and I ended up getting a wicked bad hernia ... it was awful. I got a scar on my stomach and I had to stay in the hospital for a week. Thankfully, we have free healthcare in Canada, but spending a week in a hospital with a catheter up MORE

Lindsay Lohan was almost in The Avengers? (Sure she was)

Lindsay Lohan

The longer Lindsay Lohan's OWN docu-series is on the air, the more apparent it is that Lindsay really hasn't learned jack-sh!t from Oprah Winfrey along with her many attempts (6 times?) at rehab. Or her stalled career. Or that take-down piece about what an insane jag-weed she was to work with on the set of The Canyons (which was seriously one of the worst movies ever, no lie). Learning is not Lindsay's strong suit is what I'm saying. Anyway, her MORE

Seth Rogen gets naked for his ‘artful’ selfie

Seth Rogen

Total honesty time: I've always had a bit of a thing for funny guy Seth Rogen. He's super adorable! He's like a cross between a bear and a puppy. I'm just saying, not every guy needs an eight-pack and a wax job to be hot. Anyway, because it's Friday night and I'm in a very generous mood, here's Seth's naked 'selfie' which he posted on Twitter. The 'photo' either has a black and white filter added or it's a still life drawing. And oh look, you get MORE

Lupita Nyong’o is the face of Lancôme!

Lupita Nyong'o

After Lupita Nyong'o's amazing year that saw her win an Academy Award for her first ever movie role in 12 Years a Slave, and then become a fashion icon, there's been some talk that Lupita might have trouble keeping the steam up because she's a dark-skinned woman. Admittedly, we get that Hollywood has a bit of a problem when it comes to representing women with darker skin, but part of me is hopeful that they can recognize talent. Well, the good MORE

Mariah Carey doesn’t know who Kim Kardashian is?

Mariah Carey

Last week, Nick Cannon revealed to the world that he banged Kim Kardashian at some point in his life, which isn't surprising in the least because he's a rapper. That's like the Open Sesame of Kim's noonie-hole. You'd figure that his wife Mariah Carey would be royally pissed about that one, except it turns out she doesn't even know who Kim is. To which I say, what magical alternate reality do you live in, and can you please take me with you? Us MORE

Watch Scarlett Johansson in the trailer for ‘Lucy’

Scarlett Johansson

For some reason, a lot of people seem to be under the impression that a female superhero movie would never work, because people can suspend their disbelief far enough to concede that a radioactive spider bite or magic rings can give people super powers, but not if it happens to women. Anyway, here's the trailer for Scarlett Johansson's latest superhero movie, Luc Besson's Lucy (due out on August 8th), in which she balances out the dearth of lady MORE

James Franco likes ‘em young, apparently

James Franco

J Despite the fact that it's April 3rd (which reminds me OH SH!T it's my younger brother's birthday, I should call him) we're still in that buffer area of stories that could potentially be fake because April Fool's is a stupid fake holiday for buttholes. So take this one with a grain of salt. With that in mind, Gawker is reporting that James Franco reportedly hit on a seventeen-year-old girl over social media, hoooooo boy, does he come across MORE

Jennette McCurdy wants more money!

Jennette McCurdy

For those of you under the age of eighteen, you might know Jennette McCurdy as the bubbly blonde girl on every Nickelodeon show. For those of you in adulthood, you probably know Jennette from her leaked lingerie pics. Oh, the generational gap. How you mystify me. Anyway, the big story today is that Jennette was absent from the 2014 Kids' Choice Awards over the weekend, citing a fall out with Nickelodeon, and now more details have come to light. MORE