Screw Taylor Swift! Team Katy Perry all the way!

Katy Perry and Taylor Swift

So apparently, Taylor Swift was talking to Rolling Stone about her upcoming new album 1989, and wouldn't you know it one of the songs was about someone she hates. Except this time, it wasn't an ex-boyfriend so much as it was another girl she hated. Progress? Naturally, the identity of this unnamed celebrity mean girl sent the web into full-on Nancy Drew mode. But please don't fret anymore–because it's Katy Perry. It was Katy this whole time. MORE

GQ US shades GQ UK over Kim Kardashian on Twitter

Kim Kardashian

Last week, the world found out that Kim Kardashian (WEST) had been names GQ's Woman of the Year, resulting in a collective "Her?" from around the world. But it turns out, that was only for the UK edition. The magazine's US counterpart wasn't happy with the fact that they were getting blamed for the UK team's terrible taste in famous women, and decided to voice their opinion on Twitter MORE

The Fappening: Banned by Reddit!

Jennifer Lawrence

When The Fappening opened up and saw the personal and private naked pictures of hundreds of female celebrities (including Kate Upton and Jennifer Lawrence) invaded for the sake of someone else's gratification, Reddit became something of a nexus. You know, because it's the biggest internet content aggregator ever and all. Anyway, it turns out that having people post stolen content on your site is a great way to get sued to hell and back, so MORE

Ray Rice: Suspended by the NFL–indefinitely!

Ray Rice

Anyone who knows me, even in the passing sense, knows that I have zero knowledge of football. None whatsoever. But I do know that Ray Rice is an jerk who was caught beating his (then-fiancee) wife Janay Palmer–which the NFL basically turned a blind eye to because $$$. Anyway, the good news is that after massive public backlash combined with today's release of a shocking tape showing how the assault went down, Rice has been cut from the Ravens MORE

Lindsay Lohan: Accused of stealing an app!

Lindsay Lohan

Not to be a douche here, but is it bad that I saw this news story and the first thing to pop into my head was "Well, at least it's not jewelry or clothing again." Lindsay Lohan's being accused of stealing programs now! Our little girl is growing up, kind of! Anyway, according to TMZ, Lindsay and her brother Michael Lohan Jr. are being accused of jacking the idea for an app where you can look celeb closets and purchase the clothes they wear, which MORE

It’s a who’s who of WHO? on the new ‘Dancing with the Stars’

Dancing With The Stars Season 19

I'm not a big Dancing with the Stars fan, but I will admit to a certain amount of fascination whenever a cast list is revealed. It's fun to pick out the actual stars from the kinda stars, all while throwing side-glances at the ones who barely qualify as star. So I leave it to you: Below is a list of all the dancers on the upcoming 19th season of Dancing with the Stars (premiering on ABC on September 15th). Who are the real stars? Who are the kind MORE

RIP: Joan Rivers

Joan Rivers

Dear Joan Rivers, Where do I even begin? I've been dreading writing this letter to you, yet I knew this day would come, as it comes for all of us eventually. I always swore when your number was up, I would lose my mind–which is happening but I'm trying to keep myself from becoming completely unglued because that would be a mess you certainly wouldn't want to clean up! Of course you wanted tears and you got 'em–including a week-long MORE

Joan Rivers has passed away

Joan Rivers

After a week spent comatose in the hospital (triggered by cardiac arrest during a routine surgery procedure), Joan Rivers has passed away at the age of 81. Joan, for those of you who didn't know, was one of the first female comedians to ever break it big. She was Johnny Carson's (first and only) permanent guest host on The Tonight Show. If you're ever able to pick up a copy and read We Killed: The Rise of Women in American Comedy, there's an MORE

Kim Kardashian considers herself victimised

Kim Kardashian

Before we jump into this, I want to remind you of a few things so that we have some context here. Okay? Okay. Kim Kardashian has earned almost $85 Million off her freemium game and has turned her last wedding into a massive reality TV event for money and attention–making untold millions off of the gullible and stupid. Context provided? Awesome. Here she is complaining about how victimized she is because people keep talking about the dumb sh!t MORE

Cee Lo Green’s career is most likely f*cked

Cee Lo Green and The Muppets "All I Need Is Love"

Well Cee Lo Green, I guess it's time for you to go. Yes, "F*ck You" was quite a catchy song, and you somehow managed to milk that one out into a spot on The Voice and a Christmas album with the Muppets, but I think you might be done now. Specifically because after pleading no contest to drugging a woman with ecstasy, you jumped onto Twitter and said that you can't rape someone who's unconscious. Seriously, you can go home now. You're finished. MORE

The FBI will now get to the bottom of … The Fappening!

Kate Upton

First, off let me just say that I love Reddit. Dearly. I may not get the point of Karma, but I do appreciate how incredibly efficient it can be as a content aggregator. That being said, "The Fappening." Lord, you motherf*ckers know how to make my heart hurt. I mean it's clever, but considering how dozens of women just had their personal privacy invaded (like Kate Upton), immediately going with the jack-off joke might have been in bad taste. MORE

Justin Bieber got arrested (possibly violating his probation)

Justin Bieber

This may come as a surprise to you, but Justin Bieber did something stupid today. I know, I'm utterly shocked. My socks have been knocked clean off my feet and have rocketed across the room. What a marvelous break from the norm this has been. Except this time, it happened in Canada, and he got arrested. So actually, this is almost kind of a surprise inasmuch as we all knew he'd be arrested, we just didn't know when. TMZ reports ... Justin MORE

Kanye West ranted at Jay Pharoah for impersonating him

Kanye West

If there's one thing I've learned about Kanye West in the time I've spent blogging, it's that he has the sense of hum our of a funeral director. I don't think I've ever seen anyone with less of a sense of humor about himself. The reason his face is so baby-smooth is because it's never been marred by laugh lines. Or laughter. Point is, Kanye is a humourless killjoy. So much so, that he actually ranted at SNL star Jay Pharoah after seeing him do MORE

Exposed Via Nude Photo Leak: Jennifer Lawrence (+ more!)

Jennifer Lawrence

Normally, I'd be more than happy to take Labor Day off, even though it's kind of a useless holiday that basically acts as breakup sex with summer. The more you think about that one, the more it makes sense. Anyway, I was going to just putz around all day, but then alleged nude pictures of Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton, Selena Gomez, Ariana Grande, and pretty much every female celebrity you could ever think of leaked onto the web, so now we're MORE