Lindsay Lohan fired her sobriety coach because LINDSAY LOHAN

Lindsay Lohan

Oh gawd, look. We all know the story at this point: Another episode of Lindsay Lohan's OWN docu-series came out, where she tries to convince everyone she's changed, and then immediately shows everyone that she has not changed. So yeah, in the latest episode, her sobriety coach tries to talk to Lindsay about her sobriety on the reality TV series about Lindsay getting sober, and Lindsay gets mad and fires her. At this rate, Lindsay will try and MORE

Justin Bieber: Banned from clubs all over Miami!

Justin Bieber

Apparently, Justin Bieber hasn't made it any secret that he's been hitting the club scene pretty hard, even though he's not actually 21 yet. Yes, that would fly up here in Ontario, but in the States? Not so much. I'm just saying, you gotta follow the laws of wherever you want to be. Well, according to TMZ, he may be getting shut out slowly but surely, as three different Miami clubs -- LIV, Story and Adoré -- have banned him from their clubs MORE

Delta Rae killed it at the Troubadour!

Delta Rae

Last week (March 27th) I got to see one of my favorite bands, Delta Rae, for the fifth time live ... that's how much I love them. This was the third time I had seen 'em play at Los Angeles' Troubadour, and once again they completely killed it front of everyone at the sold out show! Delta Rae is currently on the Chasing Twisters Tour in support of their latest EP, Chasing Twisters (listen to the title track here), which is the follow-up to their MORE

Willam Belli teaches us how to tuck … safely!

Willam Belli

Okay, real talk here: I'm deathly afraid of the idea of tucking. For a very good reason! One time, I accidentally hit my junk on a pole and ended up sending one of my jewels ... you know. Up there. It hurt like hell, and I ended up getting a wicked bad hernia ... it was awful. I got a scar on my stomach and I had to stay in the hospital for a week. Thankfully, we have free healthcare in Canada, but spending a week in a hospital with a catheter up MORE

Lindsay Lohan was almost in The Avengers? (Sure she was)

Lindsay Lohan

The longer Lindsay Lohan's OWN docu-series is on the air, the more apparent it is that Lindsay really hasn't learned jack-sh!t from Oprah Winfrey along with her many attempts (6 times?) at rehab. Or her stalled career. Or that take-down piece about what an insane jag-weed she was to work with on the set of The Canyons (which was seriously one of the worst movies ever, no lie). Learning is not Lindsay's strong suit is what I'm saying. Anyway, her MORE

Seth Rogen gets naked for his ‘artful’ selfie

Seth Rogen

Total honesty time: I've always had a bit of a thing for funny guy Seth Rogen. He's super adorable! He's like a cross between a bear and a puppy. I'm just saying, not every guy needs an eight-pack and a wax job to be hot. Anyway, because it's Friday night and I'm in a very generous mood, here's Seth's naked 'selfie' which he posted on Twitter. The 'photo' either has a black and white filter added or it's a still life drawing. And oh look, you get MORE

Lupita Nyong’o is the face of Lancôme!

Lupita Nyong'o

After Lupita Nyong'o's amazing year that saw her win an Academy Award for her first ever movie role in 12 Years a Slave, and then become a fashion icon, there's been some talk that Lupita might have trouble keeping the steam up because she's a dark-skinned woman. Admittedly, we get that Hollywood has a bit of a problem when it comes to representing women with darker skin, but part of me is hopeful that they can recognize talent. Well, the good MORE

Mariah Carey doesn’t know who Kim Kardashian is?

Mariah Carey

Last week, Nick Cannon revealed to the world that he banged Kim Kardashian at some point in his life, which isn't surprising in the least because he's a rapper. That's like the Open Sesame of Kim's noonie-hole. You'd figure that his wife Mariah Carey would be royally pissed about that one, except it turns out she doesn't even know who Kim is. To which I say, what magical alternate reality do you live in, and can you please take me with you? Us MORE

Watch Scarlett Johansson in the trailer for ‘Lucy’

Scarlett Johansson

For some reason, a lot of people seem to be under the impression that a female superhero movie would never work, because people can suspend their disbelief far enough to concede that a radioactive spider bite or magic rings can give people super powers, but not if it happens to women. Anyway, here's the trailer for Scarlett Johansson's latest superhero movie, Luc Besson's Lucy (due out on August 8th), in which she balances out the dearth of lady MORE

James Franco likes ‘em young, apparently

James Franco

J Despite the fact that it's April 3rd (which reminds me OH SH!T it's my younger brother's birthday, I should call him) we're still in that buffer area of stories that could potentially be fake because April Fool's is a stupid fake holiday for buttholes. So take this one with a grain of salt. With that in mind, Gawker is reporting that James Franco reportedly hit on a seventeen-year-old girl over social media, hoooooo boy, does he come across MORE

Jennette McCurdy wants more money!

Jennette McCurdy

For those of you under the age of eighteen, you might know Jennette McCurdy as the bubbly blonde girl on every Nickelodeon show. For those of you in adulthood, you probably know Jennette from her leaked lingerie pics. Oh, the generational gap. How you mystify me. Anyway, the big story today is that Jennette was absent from the 2014 Kids' Choice Awards over the weekend, citing a fall out with Nickelodeon, and now more details have come to light. MORE

Ugh: Farrah Abraham is ‘writing’ erotic fiction

Farrah Abraham

If there are two things I know about Farrah Abraham, is that she writes like she's trying to get revenge on the English language for making a fool of her, and that she has all the raw sex appeal of a colovaginal fistula. (Google that if you dare.) But she's famous, so she's going to get a book deal so that can (ghost)write erotic fiction. Oh gosh, just reading those words is enough to make my genitals scream forever. HollywoodLife reports MORE

Rihanna will never star in a Tyler Perry movie

Rihanna

I have a weird appreciation for Tyler Perry. He's one of the few mainstream directors actually working to make films for African American audiences, but he also makes nothing but those horrible Madea movies. Or he makes a movie starring Kim Kardashian about how any woman who wants more than to be subservient to her man will get AIDS and it'll be her fault. It's one step forward, two steps back kinda thing, although The Boondocks episode they did MORE

Lindsay Lohan: Already burned through her Oprah paycheck?

Lindsay Lohan and Oprah Winfrey

So true story: I've been steadfastly refusing to watch Lindsay Lohan's trainwreck reality TV show on Oprah Winfrey's OWN network, but all the writers on my Second City show have seen it and are dying over what a sh!t show it's become. Honestly, I just can't watch it because it's turned into the "laugh as we give Lindsay every resource to succeed and then watch her fail!" Cringe inducing. Anyway, according to RadarOnline, this may all have been in MORE