Watch: Janelle Monáe’s video for “Electric Lady”

Janelle Monáe "Electric Lady"

The only stories today are all about either Justin Bieber getting the punch he deserves, or Sharknado 2 (sadly, nothing about Justin getting punched by a Sharknado though). So to break things up, here's the music video for Janelle Monáe's new single, "Electric Lady." Super catchy song, super fun video, and it's something nice to have playing in a separate tab while you wade through this day of wind-based shark attacks and damaged Canadians. MORE

#FAIL: Bieber getting Instagram revenge on Orlando Bloom

Orlando Bloom on Justin Bieber Instagram

Yesterday, the world rejoiced with the news of Orlando Bloom taking a swing at Justin Bieber, our jealousy being far surpassed by our joy that someone finally did it. Faced with the fact that the world saw him nearly get KTFO by Legolas, Justin returned home to do some reflecting on his–HAHAHAHA! No just kidding, he put a photo on Instagram that looked like Orlando crying. Sick burn, bra! (*Cue the sound of a million air horns*) Us Weekly MORE

Twitter Feud: Kim Kardashian vs. Adrienne Bailon

Kim Kardashian

For the past few weeks, the only stories about Kim Kardashian have been about how her marriage is a crumbling loveless husk of broken dreams and failure. So just to switch it up, Kim decided to get into a feud with brother Rob Kardashian's ex-girlfriend Adrienne Bailon, after the latter talked about how dating a Kardashian was damaging to her career. Sooooooo ... hint hint, MORE

The ‘Deadpool’ test footage is here!

Deadpool

Because the internet really, really, really likes Deadpool (like, more than a friend ...) the test footage for the new Deadpool movie was leaked towards the end of Comic-Con earlier this week featuring Ryan Reynolds as the Marvel character. Now before you get all hyped up, internet nerds, just remember what happened last time Hollywood threw us a bone: It was when they released Scott Pilgrim vs. The World. Oh, you fawned over it for months, and MORE

GLORIOUS: Orlando Bloom punched Justin Bieber!

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr

Deep down, I think we all knew that at some point the rich and famous would get just as tired of Justin Bieber as the rest of us and one hero would rise above the masses to strike him down. The real question was who? Who would it be? Dawyne Johnson? Michelle Rodriguez? Someone else with massive, muscular arms made for punching? No, the real answer was Orlando Bloom. Legolas was the world's hero last night when he reportedly took a swing at Justin MORE

Lindsay Lohan is demanding €30,000 for interviews now

Lindsay Lohan

Over the course of being a gossip blogger, you're bound to read a lot of Lindsay Lohan interviews. A LOT. Which is why I cannot believe that LiLo is now demanding €30,000 per interview over in Europe. Or to put that into perspective, $40,000 for those of us across the pond. So yeah, just imagine using a down payment on a home as a wick for a molotov cocktail, and you have an accurate metaphor for all of this. RadarOnline reports ... Lohan MORE

Beyoncé: Kim Kardashian will not social climb via my rung!

Kim Kardashian and Beyonce

Remember that time Beyoncé reportedly bailed on Kim Kardashian's wedding because she didn't want to be on Kim's trashy reality TV show? Of course you do, because that tiny spark of hope is what keeps us going through this dark night known as "The Kardashians' Fame". Anyway, RadarOnline has brought it up again, with a new story about how Beyoncé reportedly said that she doesn't want Kim or any of her family to start using her as a rung in the MORE

Watch: Lily Allen’s “As Long As I Got You”

Lily Allen "As Long As I Got You"

Here's the latest music video from my British darling Lily Allen for "As Long As I Got You," which was filmed at this year's Glastonbury Festival. The super catchy song serves as the latest single off Lily's spectacular and brilliantly cheeky third studio album, Sheezus (iTunes)–which is easily going to be my top favorite album of 2014. However, I will say that Sia is seriously giving Ms. Allen a run for her money with the recent release of her MORE

Na na na na na na na na BATFFLECK!

Ben Affleck as Batman

God I hope I'm the only person to think of that title. Probably not? Dammit. Anyway, director Zack Snyder tweeted another picture of Ben Affleck as Batman yesterday afternoon (here's the first picture we saw a few months ago), and while my boyfriend and I discuss whether not Affleck is capable of the role (our argument is basically us just yelling "GIGLI!" "THE TOWN!" "GIGLI!" "THE TOWN!" back and forth at each other for an hour) feel free to MORE

Chris Pratt shows off his french braiding skills

Chris Pratt

Chris Pratt has been pretty open about his love of french braiding for a while now, and during an interview with Entertainment Tonight, showed them off with the help of one of their interns. And they say internship is an unfair market ... Mom: Hi there honey, how was work? Intern: I got french-braided by Chris Pratt's abs! Mom: Oh that's nice! Did you get paid? Intern: (Stone silence.) I don't know why I did two scenes with interns MORE

Lana Del Rey knows you think she slept her way to the top

Lana Del Rey

Last time Lana Del Rey did an interview, she ended up talking about how she wishes to die young and ended up getting a talking to by Frances Bean Cobain. And that's why we don't take life advice from Ke$ha songs. Anyway, Lana has a new interview out with Complex, and in it she actually shows a little self-awareness and a sense of humor, and what do you know she's actually kind of jovial when she isn't donning her world-weary schtick like a cloak MORE

Never change, Farrah Abraham. Never change.

Farrah Abraham

Fresh off the spectacular failure that was her frozen greek yogurt restaurant -- which failed because Fox News hacked her website you guys -- Farrah Abraham is barrelling onward into the future with plans to turn her erotic novels into movies! Actual movies, starring actual Academy Award winners because I'm sure esteemed actresses the world 'round are lining up to play the screaming entitled beast from Teen Mom. I hear Meryl Streep is already MORE

Blake Lively just GOOPed herself

Blake Lively

Blake Lively (aka starring in Gossip Girl) has always been one of those celebs I never felt strongly about one way or another. My feelings for her have generally been positive, she's been pretty smart about choosing her projects, but yeah. Just never felt super strongly about her. Now, she's decided to try her hand at her own lifestyle site, Preserve. Here's an excerpt from her letter from the editor: I'm comfortable with the knowledge that MORE

The EPA tweeted about ‘Kim Kardashian: Hollywood’

Kim Kardashian: Hollywood

The only time the Environmental Protection Agency should ever tweet about Kim Kardashian's terrible app is if they want to warn the world about the amount of e-waste that comes from regularly throwing away your phones, or if they want to tell everyone that the radioactive rays coming from the game with literally cook small birds close to your phone. But instead, a message from their Twitter account went out the other day telling everyone that MORE