Kim Kardashian says she didn’t forget about North West

North West

Last week, a video of Kim Kardashian leaving her Paris hotel, almost getting into her car, then running back into the hotel to get her baby. Naturally, everyone assumed that she had almost forgotten her baby because, well, she's a Kardashian. We expect her to be awful, and she keeps finding new and delightful ways to exceed those expectations. Except now Kim is going on about how she didn't actually leave North West behind, she was just checking MORE

Did Kim Kardashian almost leave her baby in Paris?

Kanye West, Kim Kardashian and North West

Throughout Paris Fashion Week, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West trotted around their baby to fashion shows like they were lugging around a new purse. BABIES! They're a fashion accessory! Like a scarf that poops! And according to RadarOnline, that kind of thinking may have nearly shot her in the foot, because there's footage of Kim nearly getting into her car to the airport, only to run back into her hotel and grab her little North West. "Wait, MORE

Justin Bieber (reportedly) punched a photographer

Justin Bieber

Remember last week when Kim Kardashian got tackled by that prankster guy? Good times, good times. Well, there was actually a second half to that we didn't get around to: Apparently, Paris police didn't bother actually pursuing the matter because they didn't really consider it that important. I'm guessing Justin Bieber took that to mean that Paris police don't give an F -- hell, they don't even give a D. That's how little they care. -- because MORE

Willam, Alaska and Courtney Act for American Apparel

Willam, Alaska and Courtney Act for American Apparel

If you haven't already seen it, American Apparel recently launched a line of t-shirts featuring Willam Belli, Alaska (Thunderfuck) and Courtney Act - all alums from RuPaul's Drag Race. Obviously, this is a targeted ad campaign meant to make every gay boy and girl in the world cough up their wallets to Dov Charney but I don't care. DRAG QUEEN T-SHIRTS–YAY! Plus it also gave the girls an excuse to come together for a brand-new song, so this is MORE

Britney Spears extends Las Vegas Residency!

Britney Spears

After single-handedly solving the nation’s congressional shutdown and boosting employment in the city of Las Vegas for about a year now, Britney Spears has finally extended her residency until 2017. The pop princess officially confirmed the news on Good Morning Britain–“Yes, yes, yeah–I’m very excited to be staying!” Britney just signed a two-year, $30 million-dollar contract to extend the run of her highly successful, Britney: Piece MORE

Kim and Kanye: Being delightful at Paris Fashion Week!

Kim Kardashian, Kanye West and North West

You know that old reality TV staple phrase–I'M NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS!–? Well apparently, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West must have that on a Post-it note on their bathroom mirror. Last time we left them, Kimye had so thoroughly pissed off everyone at Paris Fashion Week that sources were sniffing about how Kim got her booty tackled and everyone was cool with it. According to Page Six, it appears they're still not endearing themselves to MORE

Just Married: George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin

George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin

It's that classic Hollywood story: Boy meets girl. Girl meets boy. Boy happens to be a perpetual bachelor / millionaire actor with a pet potbelly pig and girl happens to be an internationally renowned human rights lawyer and barrister, who's worked for Julian Assange. Boy and girl fall in love. Boy and get married. Boy and girl's marriage this past weekend in Venice, Italy is discussed ad nauseam on the web. See? Classic love story! Tale as old MORE

Everyone at Paris Fashion Week hates Kim and Kanye

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

Yesterday, when Kim Kardashian got tackled in Paris, I talked about how bad I felt that a small, asshole part of me kind of took it as karma. As it turns out, there are plenty of people at Paris Fashion Week who generally aren't too high on Kim or Kanye West either. In fact, I'd go so far as to say that Kimye aren't quite as popular as they think they are, because not only did they get booed to hell for showing up late to a Lanvin show, but MORE

Kim Kardashian: Tackled by that prankster guy!

Kim Kardashian

Okay, bear with me on this one. Have you ever seen something that deep down, you know is morally wrong, and you feel legitimately bad about it, but you can't help but think "well ..." Yeah, that's the general reaction I had when I heard that Vitalii Sediuk (the guy who punched Brad Pitt) tackled Kim Kardashian. It's wrong, it's morally reprehensible, but dammit if there isn't a little voice in the back of my head going "ehhhhhh, it is Kim MORE

Lindsay Lohan’s stage career might be on shaky ground

Lindsay Lohan

Well, good / bad news time, kids. The good news? The London revival of David Mamet's 1988 play Speed-the-Plow starring Lindsay Lohan was performed the other night, and it's only getting mixed reviews. MIXED! Which means that about fifty percent of people actually like it! Honestly, when you consider how many people thought she would set the building ablaze, this is pretty good. On the downside, apparently she didn't know a pretty decent chunk of MORE

Faking It: That woman with three boobs!

Jasmine Tridevil

UPDATE: Of course this three-breasted woman (aka Jasmine Tridevil) is a complete fraud Technically, this story doesn't really involve any actual celebrities. That being said, it does involve a woman trying to be famous as well as a three boobs, so the internet is currently going bonkers over this one. So let's talk about this. By now, you've probably heard about Jasmine Tridevil, the woman who claims she had a third breast surgically MORE

Kris and Bruce Jenner are getting divorced

Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner

Bruce Jenner and Kris Jenner announced their separation nearly a year ago, but they've only filed for divorce recently because Bruce took his sweet-ass time putting together the banishing spell. This is why it pays to stock up on Eye of Newt and Deadly Nightshade in advance, Bruce. Anyway, turns out the spell must have worked because they've both filed petitions and their splitting their assets, which must have been like trying to move half of MORE

Ariana Grande’s life coach is jumping ship

Ariana Grande

Oh Ariana Grande, you were *this* close! You finally got off your Nickelodeon show after Jennette McCurdy's lingerie pictures leaked! You had two huge songs at the top of the charts! You stopped talking in that weird sexy baby voice. Seriously, where did that one come from? But then you went into full diva mode off of two songs and a Nickelodeon show, and you refused to let anyone see you from the right, because ... it would steal your soul I MORE

The Fappening: Male Edition … might be coming soon!

Justin Bieber

After The Fappening died down enough that we could all start joking about it, one of the more prevalent joke-not-jokes was that leaking a bunch of the men stars' pics would help even things out a bit. You know, make things fair. Except according to TMZ, that might be a thing soon. Get ready for: "That's not me!" and "It's photoshopped!" and "Look, it was super cold that day, cut me some slack." We're told the male celebs have contacted MORE