Justin Bieber is a dick … Part 2: The Dickening!

Justin Bieber

So remember yesterday when I verbally bitchslapped Justin Bieber for being a whiney little bitch during a trip to Israel? Well granted, some of you probably thought I was being a little harsh, right? Well, here comes the vindication: It turns out, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu was supposed to meet with Biebs, but canceled after Justin blew off a meet-and-greet with a bunch of little kids who survived a recent rocket attack in Gaza. MORE

Listen: Aubrey O’Day’s new single ‘Automatic’

Aubrey O'Day - Automatic

Hot on the heels of her reality TV show's season finale last night, here's Aubrey O'Day's brand new single, Automatic. I wonder if she'll be able to reach the success of her former girl group Danity Kane? (Who didn't love Damaged?!) Up until I watched her show, I thought she was just a big skank but it turns out I actually quite like her, I guess it was a smart move on her part to do a reality show, she totally won me over and I love this song, MORE

Justin Bieber is all about Justin Bieber!

Justin Bieber

So Justin Bieber was in Israel this weekend, because clearly they don't have enough problems over there so why not send in a whiney, overrated, under-talented popstar? Anyway, Justin was taking in the sights when some paparazzi took some pictures of him, which he took in stride because occasional photography is all a part of being a celebri- Oh, wait, never mind, he shut himself in his hotel room and BAWWWWW-ed on Twitter about how the MORE

Katy Pervy – The XXX parody of Katy Perry!

Katy Pervy

Hmmm, I wonder what Katy Perry is going to think about her alter porn ego Katy Pervy? Watch the safe-for-work trailer (the hardcore version is coming soon to Goodnight Media) below for a new XXX porno parody of the musician, which also includes appearances by Russell Brand, Lady Gaga, Rihanna, Snoop Dogg, and even Ke$ha! I bet Katy's (religious fanatic) mom, Mary Perry Hudson is going to love this sassy x-rated spin on her daughter MORE

John Lennon’s letters to be published!

John Lennon

In October 2012 Beatles fans the globe over, even more particularly John Lennon fans, will be ecstatic when Lennon Letters, a newly announced book is released by publishers Little, Brown and Company. Yoko Ono, widow of Lennon, gave permission for the first time for any selection of his personal letters and correspondence to be published, she even collaborated with editor and official Beatles biographer Hunter Davies to compile the project. The MORE

Ke$ha’s singing: Not as bad as you’d think, but still sucky!

Ke$ha

I know, shocking right? Anyway, Ke$ha, the reigning queen of auto-tune did an A cappella version of her song My Love Is Your Drug, and it’s ... well, it’s not as bad as you’d think. Don’t get it twisted, it still sucks pretty hard, but considering I went into this thinking Ke$ha would sound like a honey badger trying to kill and devour a cobra, you can imagine my surprise when she actually just sucked on a normal level. Congratulations MORE

Bret Michaels’ sexy chat with Kim Kardashian!

Bret Michaels

Know what happens when you combine the trailer park trashiness of Bret Michaels with the high-class trashiness of Kim Kardashian? Well, I’m not really sure, but I’m pretty sure it’s classified as biological warfare. Anyway, she and Bret apparently had a “sexy” conversation last month, which can only mean one thing: We’re all going to die. Go out, buy a semi-automatic, and trust no one. "She was like, 'Oh, this is beautiful. Nice MORE

Justin Bieber set his mom on fire!

Justin Bieber and mom Pattie Mallette

It’s been a while since anyone has sacrificed blood to the alter of the Beelzebieber, so over the weekend, during Justin Bieber’s concert in Madrid, Justin decided to drag his mom Pattie Mallette out onstage, serenade her with a rendition of Happy Birthday (which, by the way, will always sound like a funeral procession no matter who sings it) then give her a birthday cake … which set her hair on fire. Whoops. You know you're old when your MORE

Miley Cyrus is not happy about her sex doll!

Miley Cyrus Sex Doll

Hello, page views. Last week, Pipedream Products debuted a Finally Miley sex doll, based on Miley Cyrus, which is the perfect for the person who has everything except for weird, vaguely pedophilic thoughts and motives. Anyway, according to rumors, Miley took this about as well as any eighteen-year-old girl would: She may or may not being suing them for making a really creepy, way-too-young-looking sex doll. The teen star is said to be so upset MORE

Video Fix: Natalia Kills – Wonderland

Natalia Kills - Wonderland

I have been literally hearing tons of amazing buzz over British musician Natalia Kills over the past few months, but I just couldn't really get into her for some reason until now, I'm loving her brand new and totally epic music video for Wonderland, the second single off her debut album, Perfectionist, which was released internationally (in Germany) today! Based on all the attention and love she's been getting from my music blogger buddies, MORE

Ashlee Simpson and Emo McCriesalot: Back together?

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz

So presumably after realizing that neither of them really have a career anymore and they're both far less famous on their own, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are rumored to be reconciling after being photographed walking hand-in-hand out of a Starbucks, which as we all know is Hollywood talk for 'The divorce is off and Pete is back to banging Ashlee while he cries'. This morning we snapped Ashlee Simpson, Pete Wentz and their adorable son Bronx MORE

Miley Cyrus vs. Justin Bieber & Rebecca Black

Miley Cyrus, Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber

In what is either the sanest statement a celebrity has ever made, or simply a case of the pot calling the kettle annoying and talentless, Miley Cyrus took a swipe at fellow teenage girl pop singers Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black, saying that a music career should come from hard work instead of random Youtube success. I don't know, remember keyboard cat? Now that guy has super crazy skill. 13-year old "singing" sensation Rebecca Black burst MORE

No one likes Chris Brown!

Chris Brown

Shockingly, Chris Brown somehow made it through an entire TV appearance on Dancing with the Stars last night without ripping off his shirt or throwing a chair. Despite this incredibly display of restraint, no one on the show wanted to be around him, to the point where pretty much the entire cast went out of their way to avoid him. "As a victim of domestic violence, I don't agree with him coming on the show, but it's out of my control," Cheryl MORE

Justin Bieber’s lock of hair has bodyguards. Seriously.

Justin Bieber's Lock of Hair

Generally, we try to schedule all the posts that will make you lose any and all faith in a loving God for the afternoon, but this one was just too extra special to pass up: A lock of Justin Bieber's hair recently sold for over $40,000 on eBay, and is currently being protected by its very own personal bodyguards. You see, this is why the entire world looks down on Western Civilization. Behind two bodyguards ... inside of a glass case ... sits MORE