Taylor Swift isn’t happy with Selena Gomez

Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez

Yesterday, I nearly herniated my brain trying to understand how or why Selena Gomez would ever get back together with Justin Bieber, although if I had to guess, it's because Selena breathes paint fumes the way we breathe oxygen. That's gotta mess with the part of your brain responsible for making not stupid decisions. As it turns out, I'm not the only one who cannot even with this, because according to Us Weekly, Taylor Swift has cut off Selena MORE

Justin Bieber’s DUI trial has been set for May 5th

Justin Bieber

Remember that time Justin Bieber got arrested for driving around, allegedly under the influence? Of course you do, because literally one out of every three gossip stories is at the very least tangentially related to the incident. Anyway, it looks like his trial has been set for May 5th, and thus far he's looking at a whole slew of charges, which I'm sure he'll get community service for. Via THR ... Justin Bieber's Miami Beach trial date has MORE

Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez are back on? Again?

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber

So, just gonna go ahead and ask this, but ... WHAT THE HELL? Selena Gomez, this is directed straight at you, because you're supposed to be the one who knows better. But seriously, what the hell? Justin Bieber? You're giving Justin another go? What were you thinking? "Oh, the last seventy-two times he turned into a raging douche beast on me and we broke up and it was awful, but I have a good feeling about round seventy-three!" Was his calling you MORE

Miley Cyrus performed in her undies!

Miley Cyrus "Adore You"

Miley Cyrus something something something in her underwear yadda yadda moral outrage I guess? I don't know. Apparently Miley couldn't make a costume change during her latest Bangerz show so she just performed in her skivvies instead of making people wait. Look at these tweets. https://twitter.com/MileyCyrus/statuses/442882651213414401 https://twitter.com/MileyCyrus/statuses/442892292702347264 And of course, I'm sure the uptight prudish MORE

Justin Bieber’s videotaped deposition is out!

Justin Bieber

All right kiddies, gather round, because I've got something to tell you: I'm currently bundled up in about five layers of sweater because I caught my boyfriend's cold. My throat is killing me, my head's swimming, my nose is on fire, and my level of "Bitch I can't even with you right now" is currently set to Eleven. Thousand. Eleven thousand. So here's Justin Bieber acting like a snotty little sh!t during his deposition, and oh my gawd you stupid MORE

Miley Cyrus is a red hanky kinda gal

Miley Cyrus

For those of you wondering what's next for Miley Cyrus: Fisting. The answer is fisting. Because here she is (via Twitter) bringing a hand-shaped dildo on a plane with her, and ... look, word to the wise here. J-lube and lots of patience, mama. That's all I'm gonna tell you here. And if anything happens, make sure all parties involved make the hospital trip, because that's just the responsible thing to do. Other than that, you just do you. (What? MORE

Justin Bieber got all huffy over Selena Gomez questions!

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

In all the hubbub surrounding Justin Bieber's jailhouse pee videos -- look forward to Justin Bieber Pees In A Cup 3: Revenge of the Fallen -- I almost forgot that there are ton of other things he's in trouble for. Like that photographer who is suing Justin for allegedly sending a bodyguard to rough him up in Miami. And according to TMZ, that's not going terribly well, as Justin walked out of the deposition after they asked him questions about MORE

Listen: Hercules & Love Affair’s “Do You Feel The Same?”

Hercules And Love Affair “Do You Feel The Same?”

Happy Friday y'all! To celebrate, you simply must listen to this incredibly hot brand-new track from Hercules & Love Affair called "Do You Feel The Same?" It's off their upcoming album, The Feast Of The Broken Heart, releasing on May 26th and features Belgian singer Gustaph on vocals. Group leader Andy Butler had this to say about the upcoming album, "I wanted nasty basslines, stormy, bleary-eyed sounds, fiery, rough, tough and ragged old school MORE

Tongue Wars: Miley Cyrus vs. Katy Perry

Katy Perry and Miley Cyrus

Remember that one time Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry kissed? Well, hold onto that, because now they're fighting over whether or not Miley sticking her tongue in your mouth is considered biological warfare plus Miley dragged John Mayer's tongue into the feud. TMZ reports ... Katy went on Australian TV and explained, "I just walked up to her to give her like a friendly girl kiss, you know, as girls do." Perry then explained how she was stunned when MORE

Justin Bieber Peeing Into A Cup 2: Electric Boogaloo

Justin Bieber

Oh gosh, there's another Justin Bieber jailhouse urination video. All right everyone, hold on tight, because we're doing this again ... All right, Justin enters the cell, banks around the corner, and a mystical black square is summoned from The Realm Time Forgot to cover his penis. Justin pees. And he pees. And he pees. YEEZUS H. CHRIST, this goes on for fifty seconds. How much has this kid had to drink? After nearly a minute, the accursed square MORE

First Look: Justin Bieber peeing into a cup

Justin Bieber

UPDATE: Here's the sequel ... Justin Bieber Peeing Into A Cup 2: Electric Boogaloo All right, the latest jailhouse video of Justin Bieber is up on TMZ, and for the sake of those who can't watch it. I'm just going to transcribe it action for action. Here we go ... Okay, so some tool wearing a tacky-ass sweater is sitting in the middle of the screen. Off to the far left, Justin Bieber is transported into some sort of cell? A cop walks in MORE

Justin Bieber’s penis is hard to blur out?

Justin Bieber

Remember that jailhouse video of Justin Bieber urinating that was supposed to be released? Well, apparently there's a bit of a problem: The judge who okayed the release did so with the caveat that they had to blur Justin's little Bieber. For some reason though, Justin moves a lot when he pees, and they're having some trouble blurring a moving target. A tiny, moving target. TMZ reports ... Law enforcement sources tell us ... they fully intend MORE

Justin Bieber might be back on the sizzurp

Justin Bieber

I'll be honest here: sizzurp confuses me to no end. I mean, I know idiots have put everything in their bodies from animal tranquilizers to random chemicals they pull out from under the sink, but drinking cough syrup just sounds gross no matter how you try and spin it. Anyway, according to TMZ, it looks like Justin Bieber may already be back on the sizzurp, despite the fact that Atlanta has a pretty strict policy when it comes to codeine use MORE

Justin Bieber is still pining for Selena Gomez

Selena Gomez

Ever since Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up, Justin has done everything he could to burn down the bridge and salt the earth underneath it so that nothing could grow from that desecrated land. So of course, now he's apparently pining hard for Selena on Instagram, which is ever so romantic. Like if Lloyd Dobler took a huge dump all over Diane Court's doorstep and rolled around in it before he whipped out the boombox. I mean points for MORE