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All right, this one might need some backstory here: Apparently, Ciara was slated to appear at a West Hollywood bar (The Factory) during LA's Pride celebration this past weekend, but it never came around. Ciara's story was that she backed out of it before anything ever became official. The Factory claims that Ciara was, in fact, slated to perform, and that she never showed up to honor their agreement. Either way, it all came to a head over the MORE
When we last left Justin Bieber, he had allegedly stolen a photographer's memory card, because that's perfectly legal, right? Going up to people and stealing their stuff because they took a picture of you? Why that's as American as apple pie and spoiled Canadian pop stars who've lost touch with reality. Anyway, not everyone agrees with me, because now the photographer in question is suing Justin for theft and simple battery. Why can't he just MORE
If you haven't been following them because, unlike me, you're not contractually obligated to care if Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are doing it, allow me to recap for you: They started dating a couple years back, and then they broke up, and then got back together, then broke up, then ... actually, just repeat that pattern about a billion times and you'll have a general idea. Anyway, it's been all of a week since they got back together, so here's MORE
It's been almost two weeks since Justin Bieber acted like a petulant teenager with no concept of reality or how his actions affect people around him, so according to TMZ, Justin decided to remind everyone of how hard he'll inevitably crash and burn by allegedly stealing a memory card from a photographer. Yes, how dare someone take pictures of a famous person while they're out in public! That's never happened before, right? The incident MORE
Last week, Trent Reznor announced that he had just finished a brand-new album with Nine Inch Nails, and everyone who was alive during the 90's squealed with delight. Well, more good news! Pitchfork has the first details on their new album, called Hesitation Marks, including track list details, a release date and album artwork (posted below!) ... It's also been revealed that the standard edition will contain 14 tracks, while the deluxe will MORE
Justin Bieber is quickly burning through whatever goodwill he and his stupid hair built up during the early days of his fame, so it only makes sense that he might want to get away from it all for a while. Well, according to NBC News, Justin may be leaving for space soon with his manager Scooter Braun. Hopefully, it's a one-way trip kinda deal like that one episode of The Simpsons' Treehouse of Horror where they fire all the annoying celebrities MORE
In case Kanye West hasn't made it abundantly clear that he doesn't want anything to do with Kim Kardashian or the fame-baby he pumped into her like an idiot, what with him high-tailing it out of the country and then jumping across Europe just to avoid her, In Touch is now reporting that Kanye won't even be in the same room as Kim she gives birth ... Don’t count on Kanye West to cut the umbilical cord! In Touch can exclusively reveal that MORE
Ever since Justin Bieber was allegedly caught speeding and then almost squashed like a bug by Keyshawn Johnson, Bieber's defense was that Tyler, The Creator was actually the one driving, and Justin somehow managed to switch seats in the middle of it all so that Justin could park the car, which makes COMPLETE sense. Well, not really. Tyler tried to go on Twitter and admit to speeding, except according to TMZ, the Sheriff's department isn't buying MORE
About a week ago at the Billboard Music Awards, Miguel decided to spice up his performance by trying to jump across the stage, only to accidentally land on a girl's head. Well, it turns out Miguel's stunt may or may not have left the girl with some brain damage, according to her lawyer quoted over at TMZ ... Vip Bhola, Shah's lawyer, says, "Some of the difficulties she's experiencing are cognitive in nature and lead to suspicion of a MORE
It's been something like three years since Miley Cyrus released her last album, which was her attempt at distancing herself from her prior Disney channel image. Well, here's a new song from her called "We Can't Stop," which puts even more space between her and Hannah Montana. The song is a little pop with a little dubstep, and features lyrics about dancing with Molly. Interpret that as you will. The song is pretty good for mainstream pop, so be MORE
The closer we get to the day where Kim Kardashian will give birth to a baby girl, thus ushering in a new era of famewhoring, the more it becomes transparently obvious that Kanye West wants absolutely nothing to do with Kim or the baby. For instance, the other day Kim threw herself a baby shower which was of course filmed for Kim's show (she's so private now you guys!) and not only did Kanye show up late, but he spent the entire time looking like MORE
Last week, Justin Bieber was allegedly caught speeding around his gated community neighborhood and nearly had a fresh new a-hole stomped through his face by Keyshawn Johnson. Apparently, this isn't the first time this has happened, and Justin has been something of a neighbor from hell, so now TMZ is reporting that his neighbors are banding together to force the Home Owners Association to take action against Bieber ... Neighborhood sources tell MORE
I have to give them both credit: When Snoop Lion (formerly Dogg) and Miley Cyrus both decided to move in new directions, they did not play it small. So here they are performing a reggae duet, because every once in a while the universe will throw you a curve ball and you just have to nod your head and go "Yup. Hannah Montana is doing reggae with Snoop Dogg now. I can deal with it." MORE
You know what's weird? It's been almost three years since we've heard from Robyn. Seriously, I remember she released Body Talk literally right as I moved to Toronto, and now I think I might be going into withdrawal. Well, to help placate us until she releases new stuff, here's a brand new collaboration between Robyn and The Lonely Island called "Go Kindergarten," (iTunes) which pokes fun at rap music's weird need to bark orders at the listener MORE
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