Gisele Bündchen slammed the Patriots!

The Super Bowl was last night in case the deafening media coverage didn’t completely tip you off, and before we delve into this year’s fake half-time show controversy, we have to talk about supermodel Gisele Bündchen. By now you probably know that Gisele is married to Tom Brady, the quarterback of the New England Patriots, and after the New York Giants beat them to win the Super Bowl (sorry, Pats fans) Gisele apparently threw a big ol’ bucket of shade on them. Guess who’s angry about that? TMZ reports:

Sources tell TMZ, the teammates are “disappointed” Gisele decided to air her grievances after the game last night — when she said, “My husband cannot f***ing throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can’t believe they dropped the ball so many times.” According to sources, Tom’s teammates feel betrayed by Gisele’s behavior — the Pats organization is a brotherhood and Gisele’s pot shot violated the code — which is basically … win as a team, lose as a team.

I didn’t actually catch the Super Bowl, mostly because yesterday it was my birthday and I had more important shit to do than to watch a bunch of grown men pass a lump of pig skin back and forth among themselves — which reminds me, did anyone else catch Madonna‘s half-time show? — but I doubt Tom single-handedly carried the team on his own here, and I doubt every single one of his throws was delivered with pinpoint accuracy, so yeah, Gisele may have been talking out of her ass a little bit.

Gisele Bündchen and Tom Brady

Kate Moss couldn’t control her bladder!

Because we will never, in a million years, get tired of stories featuring whores and pee (google “whores + pee” and Kim Kardashian will be the first thing to come up), a new blind item from a fashion intern who worked on a shoot with a “nameless supermodel best known for a drug scandal” who, let’s face it, is most likely Kate Moss pissed in her pants during the middle of a fashion shoot. Probably because she doesn’t have enough muscle left to control her bladder. Via Gawker:

My first fashion internship was in the PR department for a beloved British designer. One of her best friends, a well known supermodel (the best known supermodel?) was fronting her spring campaign. I thought getting the designer, the model and the famous photographer to St. Barth’s on the same plane on the same day for the same 12 hours was a nightmare (try booking a flight to St. Barth’s-there is like a nine person shuttle plane that runs once or twice daily) but then the clothes came back post-shoot. Turns out the model, who was in the midst of a drug scandal, couldn’t quite hold it together and the white sample suit was soaked in pee. Vogue needed it for a shoot that afternoon, so guess who got to wash it out?

Yeah, this is probably Kate Moss. Mostly because there are only like three or so actual supermodels whose names you could probably think of at a given moment, and Kate is the only one who got busted for doing cocaine. Case closed.

Kate Moss

Can someone get Ali Lohan a sandwich?

Well, it looks like Ali Lohan isn’t going to try and dispel those rumors about eating disorders and plastic surgery, because Lindsay Lohan‘s little sister showed up to a model casting looking as if she had just come off a month-long hunger strike. Us Weekly reports:

Climbing out of a white SUV, the budding catwalker, clad in tight jeans, boots and a tucked-in white shirt, appeared alarmingly gaunt and pale — with noticeably stick-thin arms and legs. Lohan (who now asks to be called by her full name, Aliana) recently told Page Six magazine that she was “cracking up” over rampant speculation that she had numerous plastic surgery procedures to alter her face.

All right, I think I’ve finally figured out Ali Lohan’s game: She’s trying to get adopted by Brangelina.

Ali: Please help me… I haven’t eaten for days and my family is full of drug addicts.
Angelina: I dunno, you don’t seem all that sad and desperate.
Ali: Did I mention my mother is Dina Lohan?
Angelina: HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD?! BRAD! ADOPTION PAPERS!

Ali Lohan

PHOTOS | US WEEKLY

Watch: Duran Duran’s ‘Girl Panic!’

Duran Duran - Girl Panic!

OMG! The brand new music video from Duran Duran for their single Girl Panic! (off their latest release All You Need Is Now, produced by cutie Mark Ronson) is hands down one of the most ambitious and creative videos of the year, it’s totally epic! The video was shot (by director Jonas Åkerlund) this past June in London’s Savoy hotel, and the band members are all played by legendary supermodels including Naomi Campbell, Cindy Crawford, Eva Herzigova, Yasmin LeBon and Helena Christensen! Watch all the fun unfold below, kudos to the band for putting this together, it’s beyond amazing.

Duran Duran - Girl Panic!

Adriana Lima reveals her runway diet secret!

FitnessBytes with Wes Ferguson

I applaud Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima for being real. Girlfriend broke it down to Nylon magazine about how supermodels don’t need to eat solid food. True story!

Apparently, she stars prepping about six weeks before her personal superbowl (the Victoria’s Secret fashion show). She works out twice a day, restricting herself to lean protein and green vegetables; plus a few protein shakes and a cereal bar or two as a snack. She kicks it into high gear a week and a half before the show. Bitch stops eating. Miss Lima goes on a liquid diet; only consuming protein shakes to maintain her nutrients while keeping her super lean. She also drinks about a gallon of water a day. Twelve hours before she hits the runway, she stops drinking even water. I wish I had her discipline!

We can’t all be supermodels. Sometimes we have to learn to lower our expectations (see more on my blog).

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Adriana Lima

Danny Masterson and Bijou Phillips marry!

Almost like a fairytale, in an Irish Castle, model/actress and daughter of The Mamas & the PapasJohn Phillips, Bijou Phillips (31), and actor/DJ Danny Masterson (35) tied the knot yesterday. The couple met years ago at a celebrity poker challenge and dated for eight years before becoming engaged. That 70s Show star (and Scientologist) Masterson had brother Chris Masterson of Malcolm in the Middle fame serve as best man as Ben Foster, Michael Pena, and Ethan Suplee watched from the audience. Bijou wore a custom Zak Posen gown down the aisle and Masterson wore Confederacy. Noticeably absent from the weeklong celebration was Ashton Kutcher, one of the groom’s closest friends.

Danny Masterson and Bijou Phillips

Rihanna’s new boyfriend: Dudley O’Shaughnessy

Check out who Rihanna is rumored to be getting cozy with … meet 21-year-old British boxer and model Dudley O’Shaughnessy! He was recently hand-picked by RiRi to appear in her upcoming music video for her latest single We Found Love which was just filmed over in Ireland. If I was her I’d be totally all over this guy, he’s so freakin’ gorgeous plus it looks like he’s packing something nice and big in his pants, just get a load of the third photo below, his wet Abercrombie & Fitch undies are revealing a whole lot!

Rihanna has been spotted getting cozy with British boxer – and model – Dudley O’Shaughnessy, who recently appeared in the music video for her new single, We Found Love, according to new reports. The two spent time together in London on Thursday night following Rihanna’s concert at the O2 Arena, and were photographed leaving the club Mahiki together early Friday morning, according to Britain’s The Daily Mail. So, is there a romance brewing? During the recent video shoot, which took place on an Irish farm, “Rihanna was making no secret that she fancied the pants off Dudley,” a source close to the 23-year-old pop star told British tabloid The Sun. SOURCE

Dudley O'Shaughnessy

Dudley O'Shaughnessy

Dudley O'Shaughnessy

Agyness Deyn reveals her first heartbreak for Dr. Martens!

FashionBytes with Nik Thakkar

Agyness Deyn

Earlier today saw the transatlantic super launch of the new Dr. Martens short film called First Heartbreak starring models Agyness Deyn and Ash Stymest (also one of the content projects that I have been consulting on). It’s absolutely beautifully shot and you even get to be a part of the #FIRSTANDFOREVER campaign by tweeting your “firsts” with the hashtag, or jumping online to drmartens.com/firstandforever and being a part of the Map of Firsts. Check out the short film and some of the super hot campaign images below. You can see the rest on KARLISMYUNKLE.

Ash Stymest

Agyness Deyn and Ash Stymest

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