Madonna’s Daenerys costume was the real deal!

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Last week was Purim, which according to Wikipedia is the celebration of Mordecai and Esther foiling the plans of Haman, who wanted to kill all the Jews in the Persian Empire. Apparently, one of the ways people celebrate is by wearing costumes, and Madonna decided to celebrate it by dressing up as Daenerys (played by Emilia Clarke) from Game of Thrones. Exactly like Daenerys as it turns out, because according to Us Weekly, the costume she wore was MORE

Madonna apologized for calling her son the n-word

Rocco Ritchie

Because Madonna desperately needed someone to remember she's not dead -- she just looks like she is -- last week she posted a picture to her Instagram account of her son Rocco Ritchie where she called him her uh ... you know. The n-word. Once again, I'm Irish-Canadian. Don't make me say it. Anyway, after everyone rightly called her out for being a 50-something white woman calling dropping the n-bomb, she gave a pseudo-pology to People magazine IF MORE

Madonna: Banned from Alamo Drafthouse Cinemas over texting

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Last week, Madonna was invited to the New York Film Festival premiere of 12 Years a Slave and proceeded to thank everyone involved by texting through the whole thing before someone called her out on it. Oh, and then she compared being chewed out for texting during a movie to slavery, so yeah, not cool. Well, according to Entertainment Weekly, The Alamo Drafthouse Cinema (a Texas-based theater chain) decided to twist the knife by banning Madonna MORE

Not Cute: Madonna’s new gold grill

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I love Madonna, the woman is a true legend and icon but girlfriend seriously needs to ditch that new gold grill of hers. It looks AWFUL, I don't know what would possess anyone to go out in public with a grill in their mouth. Madge was showing off the grill over in Italy where she opened up one of her Hard Candy gyms in Rome. Hopefully this is the last time we'll be subject to this, it's beyond ridiculous. Singer Madonna attends the grand MORE

Madonna dressed as a Boy Scout for Anderson Cooper!

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Just because it was actually kinda funny, and also because her speech was actually pretty decent, here's the video of Madonna presenting an award to silver fox Anderson Cooper at the GLAAD Media Awards this weekend while dressed up as a Boy Scout. Yes, we like Madonna again. Yay! MORE

Madonna’s brother has advice for Lady Gaga

Madonna and Christopher Ciccone

Madonna's brother (who she recently reconciled with) Christopher Ciccone (above is them pictured years ago) is now giving advice to nemesis and thorn in side, Lady Gaga. Also getting advice? Kelly Clarkson, who apparently has no taste and no real fashion identity (I’m actually in agreement on that one). His advice to Gaga is pretty basic, so mother monster can reach even more fans, or in this case, potential fans, his simple advice is to MORE

Don’t smoke around Madonna or else!

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So apparently, Madonna was doing a sound check before a show in Santiago, in the middle of a rainstorm no less, when someone in the audience decided to light up a smoke. The nicotine from the tiny puff of smoke was just enough to irritate her, and she unloaded a steaming hot plate of "BITCH NO YOU DON'T" on him. To be honest, I'm not sure what Madonna's complaining about, since her last album is a thinly-veiled reference to ecstasy and she's been MORE

Madonna: Fall down go boom

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At this point, Madonna has like, five castles in the English countryside and a pet gryphon to protect them, plus a stable filled with nothing but European pool boys with 0% body fat. Why she feels the need to keep touring is beyond me, since she makes more off royalties in one year than most people will in their lifetime, but when people pay $300 a ticket, you go where the money is I guess. Well, here's Madge in concert (in Dallas), miraculously MORE

Madonna forgives Elton John?

Madonna and Elton John

The Elton John / Madonna feud has been raging for something like eight months now, which is crazy because by the eighth month, someone should have had a glass of wine thrown in their face by now. It's just science people. SCIENCE! Anyway, Madonna went out on stage last night and claimed to forgive Elton, although we're going to get into how that might be total crap in a minute. But first, the blockquote from HuffPo ... Madonna might be ready MORE

Elton John and Madonna are fighting again!

Madonna and Elton John

Like two drag queens gunning for the same pair of size eleven high heel shoes, Madonna and Elton John just can't stop whipping out the claws and taking swipes at each other. So here they are again in another fight, as Elton calls out Madge for being way too old to wear cheerleader outfits, and for being a total bitch to Lady Gaga. From HuffPo ... Now John is at it again. In a new interview with Molly Medrum on Australia's Channel 7, the iconic MORE

Madonna refused to put down her guns

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Madonna has had a career for something like over thirty years now, mostly because of her stellar vocal range and her wonderful song-writi- PFFFFT. Sorry, almost made it through that one with a straight face. No, it's entirely because of shock value. Shock value, shock value and more shock value. Anyway, here comes more news about how Madonna did something shocking for attention, this time by continuing to play around with guns during her concert MORE

Madonna: Turn Up The Radio (VIDEO)

Madonna - Turn Up The Radio

OMG! I was literally about to go to bed, but then Madonna (who turns 54 on August 16th) released her latest music video for "Turn Up The Radio" (shot recently in Florence, Italy - directed by Tom Munro) which happens to be the third single from her stellar 12th studio album MDNA. Girlfriend looks fantastic, the video is super fun, the song is a perfect summer feel-good track, I swear October 10th can't come fast enough ... that's when our queen MORE

Madonna causes a commotion with a swastika

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Considering her latest album, MDNA, tanked harder than a 12-year-old at a frat party, it probably shouldn't come as a surprise that Madonna's really pulling out all the tricks on controversy corner. Like Hitler! Yes, she's burned crosses, but Madonna has finally lost all traces of coyness and dove head first into Godwin's Law by showing a picture of French right-wing politician Marine Le Pen with a swastika on her forehead. Oh, and she did this MORE

Madonna covered Gaga! THIS MEANS WAR!

Madonna and Lady Gaga

I'm assuming someone checked their watch and thought "My word, it's been almost four months since we had a contrived feud between Lady Gaga and Madonna!" because here comes another one to help remind you that Gaga and Madonna are both women in pop, and therefore they must hate each other. Anyway, footage of Madge performing Gaga's Born This Way along with Express Yourself (as part of her new tour) hit the web over the weekend, which of course MORE