Lindsay Lohan: Already burned through her Oprah paycheck?

Lindsay Lohan and Oprah Winfrey

So true story: I've been steadfastly refusing to watch Lindsay Lohan's trainwreck reality TV show on Oprah Winfrey's OWN network, but all the writers on my Second City show have seen it and are dying over what a sh!t show it's become. Honestly, I just can't watch it because it's turned into the "laugh as we give Lindsay every resource to succeed and then watch her fail!" Cringe inducing. Anyway, according to RadarOnline, this may all have been in MORE

Revealed: More of Lindsay Lohan’s numerous conquests!

Lindsay Lohan

When In Touch first came out with Lindsay Lohan's handwritten list of hookups, most of the names were blurred out which I assumed was so that they could reveal the back-half in their print publication. Well, it instead looks like they're just going to slowly leak the names bit by bit. The latest batch of names reportedly includes ... Ryan Phillipe Stavros Niarchos (aka Paris Hilton's ex) Ashton Kutcher Danny Cipriani Maggio MORE

Lindsay Lohan was a mess on ’2 Broke Girls’

Lindsay Lohan

Enty Lawyer from Crazy Days and Nights, the Hollywood gossip blog that I regularly read for the 'Blind Items Revealed,' apparently got to attend the filming of CBS' 2 Broke Girls the other night, which featured a guest appearance by Lindsay Lohan. Now remember, Enty Lawyer is one of the most prolific gossip bloggers and Lindsay is ... well, Lindsay. Trying to be professional. And an actress. Guess how that went? Well, according to Enty himself, MORE

Lindsay Lohan made a list of all the people she slept with!

Lindsay Lohan

Because she's an idiot, Lindsay Lohan apparently wrote down the names of every famous person she's ever slept with so that she could brag about it to her friends, and OOPSY-DOOPS! In Touch got their hands on it, and you best believe they're running it... “They were giggling and talking s--- about people in the industry,” a source, who watched as Lindsay jotted down name after name at the Beverly Hills Hotel on Jan. 30, 2013, tells In MORE

Lindsay Lohan got into a water war with Jimmy Fallon

Lindsay Lohan and Jimmy Fallon

Lindsay Lohan was on The Tonight Show last night to promote her docu-series on OWN where Oprah Winfrey yells at her, so they promoted it the best way they knew how: By having her and Jimmy Fallon throw water in each others' faces. It's actually pretty entertaining, although I can't for the life of me figure out how this ties into a dramatic real-life series about Oprah forcing Lindsay to take responsibility for her life choices. Unless ... do MORE

First Look at Lindsay Lohan on OWN!

Lindsay Lohan

Back during Lindsay Lohan's messy days, one thing I swore by was that if LiLo just behaved herself, we'd stop posting about her. And to her credit, she's been acting like a mature adult, and the number of times we've posted about her escapades has dropped substantially. Anyway, a big reason for her good behavior is apparently Oprah Winfrey, who's been riding her pretty hard in her docu-series. And what do you know, here's the trailer for the show MORE

Lindsay Lohan: I don’t do cocaine with my mom Dina!

Lindsay Lohan and Dina Lohan

If you ask Lindsay Lohan, she's only done cocaine four or five times, which ... sure, okay. But Michelle Fields of FOX News doesn't believe that for a bit, and said that LiLo does cocaine with her mom, Dina Lohan. So of course, here comes Lindsay's legal team (Mark Heller) to lay the smack down on her. In the letter, a copy of which was exclusively obtained by Radar, Lohan’s attorney Mark Heller notes that “on February 4, 2014, the FOX MORE

Lindsay Lohan: Banned from a bunch of NYC nightclubs!

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan has many a few some okay, like one or two good points, but her ability to learn is not one of them. When Lindsay was first told to stop going out clubbing, she went out clubbing. And then when Oprah sat her down and offered her a chance if she just sobered up and stayed out of nightclubs, she went out clubbing. Well, now the universe is giving her one last chance: A bunch of nightclubs have literally banned her from the premises. MORE

Lindsay Lohan is being extorted for her stolen laptop?

Lindsay Lohan

So you know how yesterday everyone found out that Lindsay Lohan's laptop full of nude pics and celebrity correspondence was stolen from an airport in China? Well, it gets worse. Turns out, the tweet sent out from Lindsay's Twitter account after the laptop was stolen was apparently not sent by her, but by the thieves who were able to hack into her Twitter. RadarOnline reports... “It’s an extortion plot, plain and simple,” a source close MORE

Lindsay Lohan’s laptop was stolen!

Lindsay Lohan

Welcome to the moment before the sh!t hits the fans: Lindsay Lohan's laptop was allegedly stolen in an airport in Shanghai, China (where she just picked up some kind of fashion award) and according to TMZ, there's a ton of nude photos and celebrity emails on that thing, which I'm sure won't ever be leaked onto the web or ... oh, no, I'm guessing that's exactly what's about to happen. Why, you ask, is she so freaked out? We've learned she had a MORE

Lindsay Lohan won some kind of fashion award in China

Lindsay Lohan

I'm not really sure what the Sohu Fashion Achievement Awards are but apparently Lindsay Lohan actually won something (lord only knows what for, I can't even take a guess) at the ceremony held earlier tonight over in Shanghai, China. Girlfriend actually looks pretty fantastic plus it appears she's keeping her nose clean of trouble, hopefully 2014 will finally be a good (and sober) year for LiLo! PS I love the shady look the guy in the MORE

Lindsay Lohan is causing drama with teenagers now?

Lindsay Lohan

You know, it's been a bit of a weird week for gossip. Usually around this time, everyone decided to take a break from being cracky messes and we fill the time with end-of-year lists, but this year, everyone was just like "INSANE TO THE END!" and decided to close out the year with their most pants-on-head crazy antics. Anyway, Page Six is reporting that Lindsay Lohan learned nothing after that fight with Paris Hilton's little brother, and has now MORE

Lindsay Lohan is writing a tell-all book

Lindsay Lohan

Considering just how close of a bullet Lindsay Lohan just dodged (yet again) with that whole "Paris Hilton's brother got punched in his dumb face" thing, you'd figure she would consider maybe playing her cards a bit closer to her chest from now on, because bad things usually happen when LiLo mixes with other famous people. Except here's Page Six reporting that Lindsay is planning on writing a tell-all book, which ... no offense, but knowing her MORE

Lindsay Lohan apologized to Oprah for being Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan and Oprah Winfrey

As the details of Barron-Hilton-Getting-Punched-In-His-Stupid-F*cking-Face-Gate (literally the best name I could come up with) continue to drip out like the yellowish-greenish discharge from a Hilton's genitals, it sounds more and more like Lindsay Lohan didn't actually have anything to do with it, and the most likely story is that Barron was being an entitled douche. Anyway, since Lindsay is still living in an Oprah-funded apartment, which she's MORE