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By now, you've probably heard the full story about Lindsay Lohan's Coachella trip: Basically, Lindsay agreed to a plea deal to go to fake lockdown rehab, but only if she could still go to Coachella because she's legally too stupid to handle anything sharper than a pool noodle. Anyway, Lindsay's friend went on the record to RadarOnline, saying that he fears for LiLo's life if she goes to Coachella ... Claus Hjelmbak, a Danish celebrity MORE
Some of you might remember Vikram Chatwal, the wealthy hotelier who Lindsay Lohan was caught macking on a few years ago. Well, he was arrested two days ago for attempting to bring a ton of drugs with him on a plane. Yeah, that sounds like someone who's friends with LiLo. TMZ reports... Multi-millionaire hotel owner Vikram Chatwal -- who's been close with Lindsay Lohan since 2011 -- has been arrested in Florida ... TMZ has learned ... after MORE
Let's recap Lindsay Lohan's current situation here, shall we? She's broke, unhireable, and since the lockdown rehab she was sentenced to doesn't even exist, chances are she's going to be a in crapload of trouble once she comes back home. So of course, Lindsay has decided to extend her trip to Brazil, and is trying to find someone to pay for it. Yeah, that sounds about right. E! Online reports ... The troubled 26-year-old star, who's been in MORE
As you know, yesterday was April Fool's Day and for the most part we tried our hardest not to end up duped like a bunch of a-holes. For the most part, all the jokes yesterday were pretty obvious so no one was dumb enough to fall for it, but then Lindsay Lohan had to go and tweet this after April Fool's officially ended ... So there are two ways this can go... Not only is Lindsay Lohan unable to show up to a set on time, she can't even be MORE
When Lindsay Lohan first showed up on the set of Charlie Sheen's FX show Anger Management, the first story that made its way to TMZ was that LiLo showed up on time and came prepared, which ... congratulations! That's the bare minimum of literally every job known to mankind. Well, as time went on, more and more details emerged, once again painting Lindsay as an unprofessional jagweed intent on crushing any hope that she would ever grow up and MORE
Now granted, we're not rehab specialists. We don't know how specifically to treat people with substance abuse issues, but if we had to guess, it probably doesn't help to let your patients have access to all the Adderall they want. Except when Lindsay Lohan accepted her plea deal so that she could go to imaginary Lockdown Rehab, she only did so with the caveat that she could still take Adderall, because that doesn't sound stupid at all. TMZ MORE
It looks like Lindsay Lohan is going on a big party rage before she heads to 'lockdown rehab' (which doesn't exist) or jail for three months! After allegedly stealing some clothes and jewelry with her now infamous sticky fingers from the set of Anger Management (she claims it will be paid for out of her check), she headed down to Brazil to do some paid promotions (she definitely needs the money) and party her ass off. Check out this new picture MORE
Lindsay Lohan is basically unemployable now to the point where the only time anyone actually bothers casting her is when they need to a big name stunt-casting to bring people in on an otherwise unsellable movie. And every time she actually does get work, she finds a way to act like a complete asshole on set and make everyone hate her. So guess how her guest stint on Charlie Sheen's FX show Anger Management went? Well, E! Online has the completely MORE
Even though Lindsay Lohan is broke as hell, is looking completely drained, and is currently something of a Hollywood pariah, a "source" close to Lindsay wants you to believe that she's currently hanging out with Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, and that they're almost ready to let her become a vampire so that she can stay young and pretty forever! Via Page Six ... Lindsay Lohan has found an unlikely ally in her quest to be better MORE
You know Lindsay Lohan has completely tanked her public image when a story about how she stole another woman's boyfriend comes out and it's basically one of the nicer things anyone has ever said about her. Well, according to a report from RadarOnline, Lindsay somehow managed to seduce another woman's man using her ... I want to say feminine charms? Does that sound right to anyone else? No? Okay then. Lindsay Lohan has been labeled “a MORE
Because Lindsay Lohan is a moron, she made sure that her lawyer Mark Heller brokered a plea deal for her so that she would only have to go to imaginary fake lockdown rehab after going to Coachella. Once again, LiLo will never see the irony in that because she is a moron. Did we mention that? That Lindsay Lohan is a moron? Because Lindsay is a moron. RadarOnline reports... “Lindsay was adamant that she not be forced to go to rehab until after MORE
So last week, shortly after Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in lockdown rehab, TMZ broke the story that there are no actual lockdown rehabs in New York. So of course, LiLo screwed herself again, except now it's gotten even worse: According to TMZ, there's no such thing as lockdown rehab. At all. As in lawyer Mark Heller could have scored Lindsay a plea deal where she spent 90 days driving around on Rainbow Road and it would be about as MORE
Remember how earlier this week I made a joke about how Lindsay Lohan was basically going to cram alcohol into her before she went to rehab the same way a college student crams before a test because LINDSAY LOHAN? Well, like most of my jokes about LiLo, this one came true: According to Page Six, Lindsay is planning on spending a week with Charlie Sheen before she goes to lockdown rehab/jail, which must be like getting a cheat sheet before your MORE
Earlier this week, Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to ninety days of lockdown rehab for lying to the police, because hey, it didn't work the first two times but surely the third time's the charm! Except according to TMZ, Lindsay's registered as living in New York, where lockdown rehabs don't exist and now she might end up going to jail instead ... We've done some digging, contacting numerous rehab facilities in NY, and we're getting the same story MORE
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