Some of you might remember that a couple years ago, Lindsay Lohan ‘forgot’ to pay something like $93,000 in federal taxes back in 2009. Of course, very few people can remember this because compared to stealing necklaces, hitting babies and trying to hustle johns into buying her $20,000 gifts just because she’s LiLo, this might still somehow be one of the less crazy things she’s ever done. Anyway, turns out Lindsay just ‘forgot’ to pay over $140,000 in taxes again, which is just what happens when you try to write party favors off as a business expense. TMZ reports:

Seems LiLo has given Uncle Sam the slip one more time. According to docs filed yesterday at the L.A. County Recorder’s Office, Lindsay never paid federal income taxes for 2010 … to the tune of $140,203.30. As TMZ previously reported, Lindsay never cut the government a check for the $93,701.57 she was supposed to pay in federal taxes for 2009 either. So far, no comment from Lohan … but she previously blamed her accountants for the 2009 debacle … so it’s probably safe to say they’re gonna get the blame for the 2010 screw up as well.

Yes, gasp, Lindsay forgets to do an integral adult responsibility and blames someone else for it. No way. I mean granted, she can probably make this money back in the space of a couple weekends, as long as the IRS accepts payment in the form of cash covered in semen and cocaine, but still, I doubt the fact that Lindsay can’t properly manage her finances really surprises anyone at this point. That being said, we can all look forward to this exact same story next year.

So yesterday, we assaulted your eyeballs with Lindsay Lohan‘s coke bloat chic, and we apologize for that. It was not called for. Here’s a picture of a puppy to make up for it. All better? Good, because we’re diving back into that puffy white cavern of despair with this story of Lindsay acting like an entitled crackerjack at amfAR’s benefit, wherein she demanded that people buy her $20,000 auction “gifts” because she’s LiLo. Come for the greedy crackhead diva antics, stay for the denial from her representatives! Page Six reports:

Spies said that when Lohan recognized a wealthy Canadian financier at a nearby table, she shot over to schmooze him — but then sent an assistant over when bidding on the charity auction began.

“There were items being auctioned for $20,000,” said a spy. “After chatting with the businessman, Lindsay sent over an assistant, who said, ‘Lindsay would very much like it if you’d bid on this item as a gift.’ ”

However, the gentleman declined. “He just cracked up,” our source said — and the piece, believed to be a Hublot diamond watch with a white alligator strap, went to another bidder.

Lindsay was overheard telling guests she was at the gala because of her role playing Elizabeth Taylor, a major amfAR donor, in an upcoming Lifetime movie. The platinum-blond starlet wore a white dress and a coat with long fur cuffs and long fur trim (bringing to mind a glam, shaved yeti).

Asked about Lohan’s assistant’s request, her rep sniffed: “This is another instance of people making up stories about Lindsay.”

I totally didn’t know you could do that! I didn’t know you could just go up to random people you don’t know, then have a third party try and shake them down for gifts you haven’t actually earned. Bear in mind, this is Lindsay, a woman who has created some sort of Entitlement Narnia in her head where everyone must agree with everything she does and give into her every whim because she used to be a hot, talented, promising actress six years ago.

Soooo, Lindsay Lohan was apparently invited to an amfAR event — or maybe she crashed this party too. Who can even tell anymore? — and decided that the best way to raise awareness for AIDS research was by showing up looking like she was dying. Seriously, to anyone who says Lindsay is the picture of perfect health and sensible decisions, I give you Anna Nicole Smith 2.0. RadarOnline reports:

In Hollywood, where so many people want to look young, veteran actress Lindsay Lohan is looking a tad older than her 25 years. The Mean Girls star, sporting bleach blonde locks with bangs, wore a long white dress by Tom Ford and a coat with patches of fur on it at the 2012 amfAR New York Gala at the Cipriani Wall Street.

No, seriously, what the hell is going on here? What exactly does a 25-year-old girl have to do to end up looking like her 50-year-old? Aside from crack, jack, heroine, crystal, tina, angel dust, and vegan pot banana bread. Look, you can pretend that LiLo is doing fine and we’re doing some great disservice to her by pointing at what she’s become and going “Oh, hey, that’s not right”, but who are we kidding, it’d be worse to just nod in agreement and say “Great life choices, Lindsay! Keep doing exactly what you’re doing!”