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Recently, pictures of Lady Gaga looking a little bit fuller (not fat, just a bit bigger) hit the web, which of course resulted in a bunch of people calling her fat, because as we all know, the web is populated with fitness models. Anyway, in order to fire back at them, Gaga posted nearly-nude pictures of herself on LittleMonsters.com, because that always shuts up internet a-holes. CNN reports ... Lady Gaga struck back at tabloid attacks on her MORE
Did you know Lady Gaga smoked weed? Yes, yes you did, because no one in their right mind would turn lobsters into hats if they weren't on ALL THE DRUGS. Anyway, during a concert in Amsterdam, a fan threw her a joint and a lighter, so Gaga decided to take a break form talking in a British accent to smoke up on stage. Seriously, where did her incomprehensible British accent come from? Isn't she from New York City? Oh, wait ... Madonna. I remember MORE
Hey, remember how last year, Björk (Fun fact: I had to copy-paste her name because I don't know how to do an umlaut. How sad is that?) released her album, Biophilia, as an app? Well, now Lady Gaga's doing the exact same thing too with her upcoming album ARTPOP, so feel free to add Björk to the list of people Gaga was "inspired" by. ContactMusic reports ... The singer wants fans to "fully immerse" themselves in the "multimedia experience", MORE
So by now you probably know that Lady Gaga is recording her new album, ARTPOP, because those things practically print money. Oh, and also art and fashion and yadda yadda yadda other pandering buzzwords. Anyway, to hype up the release, Gaga announced that she was recording her next album naked, which could be read three ways: First, she's trying to be artsy. Second, she wants attention. Or third, like me she gets to work from home and she's too MORE
You know what's a super bad idea? Rushing at a celebrity like Lady Gaga in a mad frenzy, especially when she happens to be flanked by bodyguards who, judging by their immense size, appear to be Hummers dressed in suits. Which is exactly what one dumb ass fan decided to do over in Bucharest before one of Gaga's bodyguards took him down to the ground. It's like watching a tank take out a sack of ham, and it's AWESOME. I mean yes, granted, the MORE
Despite how little I actually know about fashion -- Is taupe a real color or did I just make that up in my head? -- I do know that the September issue of Vogue is really really super important for some reason. Right? Yeah that sounds right. Anyway, the next September issue also marks the 120th anniversary of the magazine, so who better to be put on the biggest fashion magazine in the world than Lady Gaga, the woman who once wore a lobster as a MORE
So for some reason, Lady Gaga and Lindsay Lohan have been having sleepovers at Chateau Marmont, which -- Can we just talk about this for a moment? Sleepovers are something you have in grade school. Do adults really still have slumber parties? That's insane. Also, why is a recovering drug addict and alcoholic staying over a bar? Does anyone else feel like that could end on a bad note? These are the things you think about when you're a rational MORE
Because stunt-casting is a helluva way to promote your movie -- seriously, Mel Gibson is in this thing. MEL GIBSON. -- Lady Gaga has been added to the cast of Machete Kills, where she will presumably be forced to bang Danny Trejo or be the evil person who gets killed. There is no middle ground. From Coming Soon: Following Machete Kills photos of Alexa Vega's decidedly more adult look earlier today, writer/director Robert Rodriguez has revealed MORE
This is Lady Gaga's new song called "Princess Die". Go ahead: swirl around a bit. Smell the bouquet. Swish it around in your mouth and spit it back out. How does it taste? Yes, she's doing the old "Wah, I'm rich and famous and beloved. I should just kill myself." bit. Yeah, seriously. Look, I'm not about to say that famous people aren't allowed to be sad, but let's face it: The whole song hinges on the ideal that fame is some horrible pit MORE
I'm honest to God surprised it's taken this long for Lady Gaga to get her own perfume. I swear, each member of the Kardashian family already has his or her own, and they look like they smell like piss. Actually, one of them literally does smell like piss. Because that's why Kim is famous. For getting peed on in a sex tape. Think about that. Anyway, Gaga is finally unveiling her own perfume called Fame, and in true Gaga fashion, she's turning MORE
Well, you're reading this, so clearly you do. Anyway, Lady Gaga was performing in New Zealand, because apparently The Shire was in desperate need of some electro-pop, when one of her back-up dancers went to grab a pole and move it off stage when he accidentally conked her over the head. Which, normally, wouldn't be too bad, except that she actually got a mild concussion and proceeded to sing her way through it, which I can't imagine is all that MORE
I'm assuming someone checked their watch and thought "My word, it's been almost four months since we had a contrived feud between Lady Gaga and Madonna!" because here comes another one to help remind you that Gaga and Madonna are both women in pop, and therefore they must hate each other. Anyway, footage of Madge performing Gaga's Born This Way along with Express Yourself (as part of her new tour) hit the web over the weekend, which of course MORE
Because people still care way too much about how many people follow and read their 140-character missives, Justin Bieber fans have launched a campaign to ensure that Justin is the most followed person on Twitter instead of Lady Gaga by urging people to unfollow Gaga. Yes, this is a thing that is really happening. No, I don't want to live on this planet anymore. Page Six reports: "To all beliebers this is operation unfollow Lady Gaga," the MORE
After spending the past few years releasing album after album and single after single and touring non-stop, Lady Gaga has finally decided to take a little break and shut herself off from the world (until her Born This Way Ball Tour kicks off on April 27th in Seoul, South Korea). So good news! We can finally stop hearing Lady Gaga talk about how she IS the theatre. Yeah, you ARE the theatre. Feel free to trot out that gem at the Tonys, see how MORE
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