Kim Kardashian is ready to get pregnant again

Kim Kardashian

Kimye -- they're essentially one single person now. Don't make me go back to spelling out their individual names -- is apparently talking about having another baby again, because now they're not even doing anything for attention. They're just talking about doing things for attention so that we'll give them attention. Weird how that works. Anyway, considering Kim basically went into hiding for three months last time she delivered, go right ahead. MORE

Kim Kardashian may have photoshopped her selfies

Kim Kardashian and Blac Chyna

It's kind of a given at this point that Kim Kardashian is a waterfall of lies, spewing a never-ending stream of falsehoods and fakery because society doesn't bother practicing media literacy and she knows she can get away with it. Anyway, turns out that selfie she posted recently with Blac Chyna may have have been photoshopped, according to a pair of PS pros. RadarOnline reports ... “Now, before I begin, I must say this is all purely MORE

Kim Kardashian’s butt can’t compete with Blac Chyna’s!

Kim Kardashian and Blac Chyna

Despite the fact that South Park already revealed that Kim Kardashian is secretly a hobbit with an extensive Photoshop budget, Kim is still posting selfies else she be deported to Middle Earth. Well apparently, Kim got a little cocky because she decided to compare asses with her BFF Blac Chyna. Even with all the Photoshop, and posing, and padding, she still can't match up. But don't worry: she'll just go steal some gold from Smaug's lair and MORE

Kim Kardashian can’t stop Googling Beyoncé?

Kim Kardashian and Beyonce

Oh lordy, this is just out of control ... in a new story posted by Life & Style magazine, apparently famewhore Kim Kardashian is completely obsessed with Googling Beyoncé multiple times a day. I guess she's trying to figure out how her and Kanye West can be a power couple just like Bey and Jay Z by keeping tabs on her. Girlfriend can Google Ms. Knowles all day long, she'll never even come remotely close to being as well-liked or powerful as MORE

Did Kim Kardashian wax North West’s eyebrows?

North West

A few of you might remember this, but earlier this year Farrah Abraham waxed her infant daughter's eyebrows because this is the same woman behind the marketing campaign for Backdoor Teen Mom. Thinking is not her strong suit. Anyway, Kim Kardashian posted a picture of her fame baby, North West, on Instagram today, and now people are accusing her of waxing North's eyebrows because GAWD DAMN. Look at those things. No baby has brows that look like MORE

Kim Kardashian wants to copy the Royal Wedding

Kim Kardashian

As we found out last year when Kim Kardashian announced her pregnancy right around the time Kate Middleton announced hers, apparently Kim has a bit of a Single White Female thing going on with Princess Kate. So of course, with her impending nuptials to Kanye West looming on the horizon like a poisonous fog of ass and entitlement, she's reportedly trying to ape the Royal Wedding for her own big day. Contact Music reports ... The Keeping Up with MORE

Seriously, NEVER give Kim Kardashian money for charity

Kim Kardashian

I'm personally of the mind that anyone who uses charity as a cover for helping themselves is basically the devil. I have no problem with people trying to do stuff for themselves, but when you try to couch it as "I'm a humanitarian! I'm helping people!" then you're basically a sh!t-ass demon of a human being. Anyway, after Kim Kardashian was caught using the Philippines Typhoon Relief effort as an excuse to raise money for herself on EBay while MORE

Kim Kardashian thinks she’s Elizabeth Taylor

Kim Kardashian does Elizabeth Taylor

I think Kanye West must be rubbing off on Kim Kardashian (phrasing, I know) because here she is taking a photo to try and compare herself to the legendary Elizabeth Taylor (who she's calling her 'idol') on her Instagram. Because if you can't do anything new yourself, just mimic what other people did! It's like your talented or famous, except you're not! PHOTO | INSTAGRAM MORE

Kim Kardashian & Kanye West: Ruining each others’ careers!

Kim Kardashian & Kanye West

Ever since Kim Kardashian and Kanye West started dating, they've both seen their popularity plummet as Kim's show has lost viewers by the millions and Kanye's concert attendance has also took a wee little nosedive. Well, RadarOnline reports that yes, their relationship actually is affecting their career, and it's only a matter of time before they literally f*ck each others' careers away ... “When putting two egotistical, self serving MORE

Kim Kardashian thinks she’s being conned by Andy Warhol’s cousin

Kim Kardashian

So apparently, Kanye West has been commissioning Monica Warhol (who claims to be Andy Warhol's cousin) to paint portraits of Kim Kardashian for thousands of dollars because there are not enough pictures of Kim in the world. Well, according to TMZ, Kim now thinks that Monica is just conning them and that she isn't really related to Andy. Yes, how dare someone con others out of their money by using someone else's name for personal, and then accuse MORE

Kim Kardashian is tired of being called a horrible mom

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

Blah blah blah Kim Kardashian manufactured some sort of bullsh!t moral outrage in order to get some attention for herself. Honestly, Kim devotes an entire reality television show to her bitching and moaning about every little thing in her life, so does it even matter what it's about? The answer is no, but apparently someone called her a bad mother to North West, and she will not have that sh!t, you hear me? Here she is on Twitter explaining why MORE

Kim Kardashian: The Philippines get 10% … I get 90%!

Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian has done a lot of really amoral, money-hungry bullsh!t over the years: As you'll remember, this is the person who vowed to donate all the wedding gifts from her big fake sham wedding to charity, only to instead sell them off and buy Rolex watches for her family instead. Well, her charitable spirit continues onward, because she's now selling personal items to raise money for typhoon relief in the Philippines. Except it turns out MORE

Kim Kardashian is ranting too now! Thanks, Kanye

Kim Kardashian

Yesterday, a rumor went around that Kim Kardashian's post-pregnancy -- the one she claimed was a big middle-finger to the haters. -- was actually the result of $80,000 worth of plastic surgery. Kim, seeing an opportunity to get some attention, decided to go on Twitter and talk about how it was all lies and she's actually the hardest working and most disciplined person in the entire world. I am very frustrated today seeing reports that I got MORE

Kim Kardashian had post-pregnancy plastic surgery?

Kim Kardashian

For the past little while, Kim Kardashian has felt comfortable enough to go out in public again after losing her baby weight, which is all well and good ... except for the fact that she's been framing it as her giving the world a big middle finger, because HAHA! She's hot again! And she worked hard for her body! Except according to Life & Style, she didn't. Apparently, Kim spent $80,000 on post-pregnancy plastic surgery, and now she's MORE