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Real talk here: Every time I see a trashy looking dress that doesn't fit right or basically just looks like a sparkly turd, I call it "Kardashian chic." The thing about the Kardashians is that, no matter how pricey or finely crafted their duds are, everything they wear looks cheap. Seriously, maybe it's the way they're styled, or maybe it's their general aura, but there's something about the Kardashians that just ruins clothes. So of course, MORE
So it turns out, famewhore Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are still fighting over whether or not Kim basically duped the poor dope into a short fake sham marriage for the sake of her dumb reality television show. Granted, most people could easily figure this out by looking at Kim and going, "Oh, yeah, that's right: We're talking about a Kardashian here," but instead, Kris and Kim are going about their divorce (or annulment if Kris has his way) MORE
No matter what side of the gun debate you're on, I think the one thing we can all agree on is the fact that Kim Kardashian is powerfully stupid and will say or do anything for the sake of attention. That's a pretty bipartisan statement right there. So when Kim posted a sparkly pink gun to Twitter, pretty much everyone agreed that she was an idiot and just doing it for attention. Via the NY Daily News: Kim Kardashian can’t resist some stylish MORE
Yesterday, Kris Humphries' legal team tried to keep Kim Kardashian and her lawyers from speeding through her divorce by reminding everyone that just because Kim got knocked up by her rebound, doesn't mean he has to do anything. So last night, Kim got a note from her doctors claiming that the stress from her divorce was putting her pregnancy at risk. I'm sure those two things have nothing in common. TMZ reports ... Sources familiar with the MORE
In today's "mixed blessing" news, good news! Famewhore Kim Kardashian might be leaving reality television forever, thus yanking the lynch-pin of the Kardashian reality TV empire! Which means no more shows with the [Insert Kardashian 1 here] and [Insert Kardashian 2 here] Take [Insert doomed city here] construct! Now the bad news: Turns out, Kim is leaving reality TV so that she can annoy you in various other media. Oh crap. Entertainmentwise MORE
Last night, Kim Kardashian was on Late Show with David Letterman to talk about her reality shows and her pregnancy, just in case you didn't hear her talk about it the first twenty-trillion times. Anyway, last night David Letterman actually made fun of Kim straight to her face about her marriage, and Kim tried to pretend like she actually married Kris Humphries for love instead of a multi-million dollar reality TV special. Here's the transcript MORE
Ever since Kim Kardashian first announced that she was pregnant with The Destroyer, she's stuck to her guns that she wouldn't turn her child's birth in a big, attention-whorin' media blitz, ironically while turning her pregnancy into the biggest, cash-grabbingest media blitz ever for a pregnancy. Seriously, she's given more interviews about her pregnancy in the past two weeks than most celebs give in the full nine months. So here she is once MORE
So earlier this week, a quote was attributed to Kris Jenner saying that Kim Kardashian's critics are hoes, and everyone believed it because it sounded like it was written by an uneducated teenage girl, which is Kris' writing style down to a T. Well, it turns out the quote was actually from a Kris Jenner fan page, but Kris wants you all to know that while she didn't actually write the quote, she does agree with it, you stupid hoes. RadarOnline MORE
Like most people, when Kim Kardashian first realized she was pregnant, her first thought was, "Well that's all fine and dandy, but how can I milk this fetus for money and attention?" So of course, rumors have been going around of Kim possibly signing on with a weight-loss program, like Jessica Simpson did. Except according to TMZ, Jenny Craig won't consider signing her because she's not real enough. Reps for Jenny Craig and Medifast tell TMZ MORE
Some of you might remember this from about a year and a half ago, but back when Kim Kardashian got big fake sham married to Kris Humphries, the web collectively remembered that her career started because of a sex tape she made with Ray J, and proceeded to remind everyone that hey, Kim made a sex tape then voluntarily put on the market for the sake of becoming famous! Well, apparently this is going to become a theme in Kim's life, as sales of her MORE
Oh lordy, here's some breaking news that will make everyone's eyes roll ... Kanye West just announced that Kim Kardashian is pregnant at his concert earlier Sunday night in Atlantic City! Apparently she's about three months pregnant, and somewhere Kris Jenner's eyeballs are flashing dollar signs as she thinks about all the reality shows and specials that can now be spawned! I guess wedding bells are next for the couple, but I still think she has MORE
A little over a year ago, Kim Kardashian sold her big fake sham wedding out for the sake of money and attention, and then everyone acted all shocked when it imploded on itself barely two months later when Kim realized she would actually have to spend the rest of her life with someone who wasn't herself. Whoops. So of course, Kim is allegedly already planning her next big fake sham wedding to Kanye West, except this time around, no one's willing MORE
Well... this is awkward? It's December 21st, 2012 and the world didn't end. It's almost as if conspiracy theories were actually fictitious narratives perpetuated by people living mediocre lives who project their own fears that this is all there lives are by searching for insane, nebulous undercurrents in daily minutia. Weird how that works, doesn't it? There's no Mayan apocalypse, there's no Illuminati, there's no conspiracy. Although here's Kim MORE
Oh, Instagram ... to be honest, I never used the app because I mean really, why would anyone pay hundreds of dollars for a phone just so they could take pictures that look like withered crap? Well, a couple days ago, things went to total hell after Instagram tweaked their Terms of Services policy (which has since been revised based on all the hoopla) and everyone assumed it meant they could sell users' photos without having to pay the original MORE
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