That racist guy who harassed Kim Kardashian actually exists

Chris Stephan

Earlier today, I said that the guy who allegedly went up to Kim Kardashian in blackface and harassed her couldn't possibly be real because I assumed no one could ever be that cartoonishly evil / needlessly sickish / committed to stupidity. Except here he is, and SERIOUSLY HOW DOES HE EXIST? The weirdo who came up to Kim Kardashian in black face at the Vienna Opera Ball -- pretending to be Kanye West -- now claims the entire encounter was a MORE

Kim Kardashian probably won’t be going back to Vienna

Kim Kardashian

It's not often that I side with Kim Kardashian, mostly because she's evil, but when I do it's usually because she's facing down an even greater evil. Like today. Apparently, Kim went to Vienna to be the date of Richard Lugner for the Vienna Annual Opera Ball (an honor that has gone to Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton, so draw your own conclusions) and of course it went straight to sh!t. Apparently, someone went up to Kim dressed in blackface, then MORE

Kim Kardashian: Whining about butt implant rumors again!

Kim Kardashian

Let's just put this out there: Kim Kardashian has a very butt-centric career. Literally the only reason anyone cared about her to begin with was because she had a huge ass. Then she launched herself into fame by filming Ray J peeing on her butt. She then maintained that level of fame by taking selfie after selfie of her photoshopped butt. But with all those butt-based publicity stunts, people will inevitably start saying she has butt implants, MORE

Tyler Shields refused to shoot Kim Kardashian!

Tyler Shields and Kim Kardashian

There are few things in this world as gratifying as Kim Kardashian expecting people to blindly bend to her every whim, only to have them shut her down for being an entitled, selfish sh!t. It's ... it's just delicious. Which is exactly what happened when Kim expected celebrity photographer Tyler Shields to shoot her for an international Vogue cover, only to have him turn her down because he hates her. Just so, so perfect. RadarOnline reports MORE

Please don’t ever sing again, Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian

Last night, Jay Leno said goodbye to The Tonight Show. Again. We'll see how long it lasts this time, but for the time being, let's just pretend that this is it and he's never coming back. Anyway, a bunch of celebrities and Kim Kardashian came out to sing him off with a rendition of "So Long, Farewell" from The Sound of Music. Surprisingly, Kim was awful. Just the worst. She had no business being there, and if there were someway she could never MORE

Kim and Kanye’s wedding is getting bumped up in the schedule

Kim Kardashian

Last month, it was announced that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were going to be putting their wedding in the hands of E!, because at least someone should get something out of the whole thing. Anyway, in case you thought you had a buffer between now and the inevitable merger of Entitled and Belligerent, the wedding has been moved up. You thought you had time, but you thought WRONG. Date swap! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have decided to push MORE

Crisis Averted: Kim Kardashian won’t appear on Vogue’s cover!

Kim Kardashian

Over the weekend, a rumor started going around that Kim Kardashian was being photographed for the cover of Vogue magazine, because apparently the fashion gods had turned a blinde-eye to us. And oh, what dark times they were! Knowing that trashy, no-style famewhores like Kim could make it onto the cover of the most fashionable magazine in America! But it's okay, because according to RadarOnline, those rumors were lies. Evil, evil lies. LIES! Take MORE

Kim Kardashian might be in Vogue after all …

Kim Kardashian

No matter how bad things got, or how hopeless things seemed, there was always one constant that kept me going: That Kim Kardashian would never be in Vogue magazine. It proved that no matter how annoyingly pervasive the Kardashians became through no effort or talent, they couldn't get everything they wanted. Except now she might be in Vogue after all. Abandon all hope. Score one for Kanye West. You may have been following the slew of rumors MORE

Kim Kardashian is still trying to get North West on her show

Keeping Up With The Kardashians

Ever since Kanye West and Kim Kardashian started dating, Kanye reportedly had some pretty hard rules. First, he wouldn't be on their shows, except then he totally was. They wouldn't use their daughter for publicity, except then they used her to try and save Kris Jenner's daytime talk show. And Kanye swore he wouldn't let his wedding be turned into a TV special, but ... yeah. Anyway, the only hard rule that still stands is that Kanye won't let MORE

Kim and Kanye’s wedding will be turned into a TV special

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Wedding

As some of you might remember, after Kim Kardashian had her baby, she swore that she was a more private person, and when Kanye West proposed to her, he swore that their wedding wouldn't be turned into a cheesy reality TV special. Except it turns out both of those were lies, because their inevitable wedding is being planned and filmed by the E! network. RadarOnline reports ... “Kim and Kanye have narrowed down the wedding location, which is MORE

Kim Kardashian is about to become Kim Kardashian West

Kim Kardashian

So Kim Kardashian was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night to promote all the nothing she does (check out the videos below of her appearance). Yeah, I know, sometimes you kind of have to reach. Anyway, she decided to talk about her next big fake wedding this summer, and the only interesting thing she said is that she'll be downgrading the Kardashian in her name and taking Kanye West's name. The E! reality star also revealed she will take her love's MORE

Kim Kardashian is trying to get on Vogue (ITALIAN Vogue)

Kim Kardashian

By now, it's pretty much set in stone that Kim Kardashian will sooner be on the surface of Jupiter than she will be on the cover of Vogue. Sorry Kanye West, but no amount of ranting will make Anna Wintour see your famewhore as anything but future leather. Anyway, since Kim's one major dream will never happen, now she's trying to get on Vogue Italia. At this point, it's easier to just go to a country where no one know who she is than it would be MORE

Kim and Kanye got denied by the Palace of Versailles!

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

Let's just get one thing straight: This Kim Kardashian / Kanye West marriage is going to happen whether we like it or not. They're two awful people who decided that the financial and societal perks would make up for the lack of "love" people keep talking about, so they might as well shack up while the getting's good. Except HA HA! Turns out there's a slight problem because their preferred wedding destination, the Palace of Versailles in France, MORE

Kim Kardashian watched Kanye West beat up that racist kid

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

As a general rule, it's generally advised not to be racist. This rule goes double if you happen to be an ectomorph with bones of peanut brittle, because someone WILL eventually lay your sh!t out. Which is apparently what happened when Kanye West beat the crap out of some little racist kid for dropping the n-word on Kim Kardashian. (No, I'm not going to spell it out. I'm Irish-Canadian. I can't do that sort of thing.) Apparently, Kim ended up MORE