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Ever since Kim Kardashian announced that she was pregnant, Kanye West has been conspicuously absent most of the time. When he actually is around, more often than not the guy just looks like he's praying for a death that just won't come. (Actually, that would explain why he walked face-first into a sign, doesn't it?) Well, Kanye is reportedly planning on spending even more time as far away from Kim as possible after she delivers the baby, so I'm MORE
Ever wonder what happens when Kris Jenner runs out of storylines for her terrible reality shows? Well, if this story from RadarOnline is any indication, the answer is they start banking on really weird plots that don't make a whole lot of sense. According to the report, Kim Kardashian is allegedly worried that Kanye West might be gay or something. Hey, it was either this or they make Khloé Kardashian jump a shark before introducing Kendall MORE
When we last saw Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, Kanye high-fived a sign with his face and then went after a photographer, and Kim gave her full support to him flipping out on total strangers. So here comes a big steaming pile of karma: Kanye's super expensive Lamborghini ended up getting swatted by Kim's gate, which is the best rich person retribution I've ever seen. TMZ reports ... Kanye West is having a bad month -- his $750,000 car just MORE
Last Friday, the internet brought us the single greatest pair of videos ever, featuring Kanye West walking head-first into the biggest reddest sign in the world before blowing up on a paparazzo. In response, Kim Kardashian is now telling everyone that Kanye can get as pushy with the paparazzi as he wants because Kim doesn't understand how irony or poetic justice works. Page Six reports ... Kim Kardashian is making the transition from reality MORE
Despite the fact that Anna Wintour thinks that Kim Kardashian is trash (and rightly so) Kim got a ticket to the recent Met Gala because she's dating Kanye West. This prompted everyone to ask if Wintour suddenly stopped hating Kim. Well, the answer is no. Wintour hates Kim so much that she had her cropped out of all the Met Gala pictures posted on Vogue.com. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you THE ULTIMATE SHADE OF IT ALL. From The Hollywood Reporter MORE
There's a reason why I keep reporting on Kim Kardashian even though she has never done anything with her life other than be rich and awful: The bitch is a low-hanging fruit. She's easier to read than a coloring book. But I still have to give credit to actor Robin Williams for the following read on Kim ... https://twitter.com/robinwilliams/status/331974971826003968 You know what the sad thing is? Robin actually did wear it better in 1993's MORE
Last night was the annual Met Gala, where the category was apparently punk rock even though most of the celebrities who showed up didn't really bother with it. I mean really, it's just punk. It's not that hard ... anyway, even though Anna Wintour hates her, famewhore Kim Kardashian showed up anyway because she's dating Kanye West and managed to serve butch queen realness in horrid Givenchy floral print dress. Us Weekly reports ... By all MORE
Because Kim Kardashian and Kanye West seem so happy together, they've apparently decided to make wedding plans according to RadarOnline. Hey, why not? If a baby doesn't magically fix your loveless relationship, then vowing to stay together until one of you dies should fix what ails you! Kim is set to exchange “I do’s” wearing an “ethereal white wedding dress,” the source said, and wants a location “where they can hear the waves and MORE
Remember yesterday I said Kanye West only flew Kim Kardashian out to Paris for a mandatory vacation to convince everyone they're happy together? Well, I wasn't kidding: Here they be, looking so miserable you can literally see the mutual despair emanating off of them. Yeah, it turns out cementing your loveless just-for-publicity relationship with a baby doesn't work out quite as well as you'd think. Just look at Joan Crawford's kids, they turned MORE
In what I'm sure is anything but a calculated ploy following reports that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are stuck in a loveless relationship and they've barely spent any time together since they announced their pregnancy, Kanye decided to have Kim flown to Paris so that they could spend a little time together. No really, I'm sure they're genuinely in love with each other. Us Weekly reports ... Kim Kardashian is on a European adventure! After MORE
You know what's better than duping some poor dumb shlump into marrying you for the sake of turning it into a multi-million dollar TV special? Marrying the guy who knocked you up while you were still married to the first shlump because you apparently have a problem with having children out of wedlock, but have no problem with getting famous using a sex tape. Which is of course what Kim Kardashian is doing, because Kanye West is a much bigger MORE
After a year and a half of watching them drag it out, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries' divorce has been finalized, which means Kim can now move on to fake marrying some other rich guy for attention and money. Yay! No one learned anything! TMZ reports ... Kim Kardashian is officially a single woman ... because the judge dissolved her marriage to Kris Humphries in today's court hearing ... and we've learned Kris walked away with MORE
We joke about this a lot, but I really do think that Kim Kardashian is just no-holds barred evil. Like, I don't even think she's just misguided or stupid or she has some secret philanthropic streak I don't know about. I honestly think she's the devil. Don't believe me? Well, here's a report about how Kim is trying to convince everyone that she still loves Kris Humphries, even though she used her reality TV show to trash him before she moved onto MORE
I'm sure this must come as a shock to you, but most people don't get divorced after only 72 days of marriage unless something is extremely wrong. And it turns out, Kim Kardashian may have kinda sorta strung Kris Humphries along for the sake of her reality TV show, even though she knew the marriage was over almost immediately. Huh. Go figs. RadarOnline reports ... Kris, who is seeking an annulment of their 72-day marriage, has come to the MORE
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