Kim Kardashian doesn’t want to be Beyoncé’s buddy anymore?

Kanye West, Beyoncé, Jay-Z, Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian (hell, her entire family really) has always struck me as a person who never really progressed mentally, emotionally, or psychologically past high school. Which would explain why a woman well into her thirties would build her entire life and career around the very nebulous idea of being "popular". Because let's be honest: If you're over the age of thirty, and you still spend this much time worrying about other people being aware of MORE

Kim Kardashian made $404K via ‘charity’

Kim Kardashian

A few of you might remember this, but last year, there was a bit of a thing over Kim Kardashian's charitable inclinations. Namely, that she apparently had none. Kim was auctioning off her stuff on eBay and claiming she was giving the proceeds to charity, when in reality she was really only giving about 10%. As in, not even enough to constitute a decent tip. Anyway, RadarOnline dug a little further and found out that Kim's charitable donations MORE

#DOOM: Kim Kardashian & Paris Hilton together again!

Kim Kardashian & Paris Hilton

There are a lot of things Paris Hilton has done in her (I guess you can call it a) career to be ashamed of: her terrible reality television gigs, her failure as a film actress, her horrid music … the list goes on. But possibly the worst thing she ever did was pass on her famewhore torch to Kim Kardashian, thereby branching out the tree of man's inhumanity to man via her and her sisters. But then Paris compared Kim's ass to a trash bag full of MORE

Twitter Feud: Kim Kardashian vs. Adrienne Bailon

Kim Kardashian

For the past few weeks, the only stories about Kim Kardashian have been about how her marriage is a crumbling loveless husk of broken dreams and failure. So just to switch it up, Kim decided to get into a feud with brother Rob Kardashian's ex-girlfriend Adrienne Bailon, after the latter talked about how dating a Kardashian was damaging to her career. Sooooooo ... hint hint, MORE

The EPA tweeted about ‘Kim Kardashian: Hollywood’

Kim Kardashian: Hollywood

The only time the Environmental Protection Agency should ever tweet about Kim Kardashian's terrible app is if they want to warn the world about the amount of e-waste that comes from regularly throwing away your phones, or if they want to tell everyone that the radioactive rays coming from the game with literally cook small birds close to your phone. But instead, a message from their Twitter account went out the other day telling everyone that MORE

Is Kim Kardashian photoshopping her throwback pics now?

Kim Kardashian

If there's one thing you can count on from Kim Kardashian, it's that she will constantly post pictures of herself on every social media website she can think of, and said pictures will always be ... a little 'off' looking, let's  just put it that way. Anyway, the other day Kim posted a shot of herself, talking about how 'skinny" she looked, until someone over at RadarOnline dug up the original picture and noticed a few creative decisions. Other MORE

Kim Kardashian might make $85 Million off her app?!

Kim Kardashian

I've been purposely ignoring Kim Kardashian's annoying new app, mostly because (A) it's not really Kim's app, per se. I don't care what you say, unless she coded the entire thing herself, it's not "her" app. And (B) I still have an iPhone 3 and that thing is chugging like hell. My contract is up in September anyway, so I can tough it out until then. Anyway, despite my best efforts to tune it out, Kim might be making something like $85 Million off MORE

Kim Kardashian & Kanye West: Already sick of each other?

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

You know how oddsmakers were putting Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's divorce at a year and a day? Well, funny story, they may have overestimated just a tiny bit, at least if you believe RadarOnline. As they report it, Kim and Kanye barely spend any time together, and Kanye is beginning to figure out that Kim is uncultured swine who has no desire to expand her horizons. Gee, really? The reality TV star with a clothing line at Sears might not be MORE

Kim and Kanye’s wedding was literally insane

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Wedding Picture

Allergy season has hit me like a ton of bricks recently, to the point where in the space of a day I've gone through a whole cold and sinus cycle and now I'm having a headache ridden comedown. Which is all to say I have a very tenuous grasp on reality right now, and this report from Page Six doesn't help. Apparently, they were able to slip a spy into Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's wedding, and the sh!t they saw was nothing short of an insane trip MORE

Kim Kardashian: Rob’s weight is tarnishing my family’s name

Kim Kardashian

Not news: Kim Kardashian is a soulless douche-hole. News: Kim Kardashian is a soulless douche-hole who seems to think her brother's weight gain is bringing down the family name. No really. According to RadarOnline, the big reason why Rob Kardashian bailed on her and Kanye West's big famewhore wedding was because they had a blowout fight where Kim accused Rob of leaking info to the press. Oh, and Kim also thinks his physical appearance is tanking MORE

Place Your Bets: How long will Kim & Kanye’s marriage last?

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Wedding Picture

I'll be honest, I debated about which Kim Kardashian and Kanye West wedding story I was going to run with -- since this thing will, without a doubt, churn about two weeks' worth of famewhoring, I limited myself to only one Kimye piece a day. You're welcome I guess? -- and there were more than a few to pick from. I very nearly went with the one about how the other Kardashians ran their brother out of the wedding because he was too fat, but then I MORE

Let’s just get Kim & Kanye’s stupid wedding out of the way …

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

There really isn't any reason why we should be posting today: It's Memorial Day, and even though I'm in Canada, this still kind of applies to me. But still, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's marriage happened in Italy, and we just all have to pretend like this is an important thing that happened instead of the set-up to a fabulously prolonged divorce. Anyway, yeah, they got married. It was presumably a gaudy mess that they will turn into a reality MORE

Ray J wants to give Kim Kardashian sex tape profits for her wedding?

Ray J and Kim Kardashian

Last time Kim Kardashian got (ahem-hem) 'married"' for all of two months, the news of her temporarily wedded bliss was overshadowed by the fact that literally everyone in the world remembered her sex tape and immediately ran off to buy it again. So of course, now that she's getting (ahem-hem) 'married' again, it looks like it's time for another story about Kim's Vivid Video sex tape, as Ray J is gifting her four months of royalties for her MORE

Kim Kardashian had Joan Rivers moved away from her

Joan Rivers

There are a lot of celbs who dislike funny lady Joan Rivers because she routinely reads them to filth. There are a lot of celebs (and people in general) who hate Kim Kardashian because she's a selfish, vapid douche who gained millions of unearned dollars without ever working a day in her life. So naturally, Joan and Kim hate each other too, and Kim had Joan moved away from her during the NBC upfronts, because we live in a world where Kim has that MORE