Kim Kardashian says she didn’t forget about North West

North West

Last week, a video of Kim Kardashian leaving her Paris hotel, almost getting into her car, then running back into the hotel to get her baby. Naturally, everyone assumed that she had almost forgotten her baby because, well, she's a Kardashian. We expect her to be awful, and she keeps finding new and delightful ways to exceed those expectations. Except now Kim is going on about how she didn't actually leave North West behind, she was just checking MORE

Did Kim Kardashian almost leave her baby in Paris?

Kanye West, Kim Kardashian and North West

Throughout Paris Fashion Week, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West trotted around their baby to fashion shows like they were lugging around a new purse. BABIES! They're a fashion accessory! Like a scarf that poops! And according to RadarOnline, that kind of thinking may have nearly shot her in the foot, because there's footage of Kim nearly getting into her car to the airport, only to run back into her hotel and grab her little North West. "Wait, MORE

Kim and Kanye: Being delightful at Paris Fashion Week!

Kim Kardashian, Kanye West and North West

You know that old reality TV staple phrase–I'M NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS!–? Well apparently, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West must have that on a Post-it note on their bathroom mirror. Last time we left them, Kimye had so thoroughly pissed off everyone at Paris Fashion Week that sources were sniffing about how Kim got her booty tackled and everyone was cool with it. According to Page Six, it appears they're still not endearing themselves to MORE

Everyone at Paris Fashion Week hates Kim and Kanye

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

Yesterday, when Kim Kardashian got tackled in Paris, I talked about how bad I felt that a small, asshole part of me kind of took it as karma. As it turns out, there are plenty of people at Paris Fashion Week who generally aren't too high on Kim or Kanye West either. In fact, I'd go so far as to say that Kimye aren't quite as popular as they think they are, because not only did they get booed to hell for showing up late to a Lanvin show, but MORE

Kim Kardashian: Tackled by that prankster guy!

Kim Kardashian

Okay, bear with me on this one. Have you ever seen something that deep down, you know is morally wrong, and you feel legitimately bad about it, but you can't help but think "well ..." Yeah, that's the general reaction I had when I heard that Vitalii Sediuk (the guy who punched Brad Pitt) tackled Kim Kardashian. It's wrong, it's morally reprehensible, but dammit if there isn't a little voice in the back of my head going "ehhhhhh, it is Kim MORE

Kanye wants Kim to ditch ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’

Kanye West, Kim Kardashian and North West

It's been no secret that Kanye West hates reality TV and has no interest in being surrounded by cameras, so it's a bit of a surprise that he's with Kim Kardashian (WEST!), a woman who lives in front of reality TV cameras. Except it turns out that Kanye is now actively trying to get Kim to dump Keeping Up With The Kardashians, and you better believe that he's about to incur the wrath of momager Kris Jenner and her legion of damned valkyries. MORE

Rolling Stone: Not a fan of the Kardashians!

Keeping Up With The Kardashians

Confession time: There's nothing I enjoy more than an out-of-left-field slam on the Kardashian family. The less build-up there is to it, the more I enjoy it, because it reflects my own seething hatred for the Kardashians and what they represent. So here's Rolling Stone taking a huge dump on America's first family of vapid, narcissistic awfulness. Why? Why not. Take it and enjoy the schadenfreude ... The Kardashians are the last ladies standing MORE

GQ US shades GQ UK over Kim Kardashian on Twitter

Kim Kardashian

Last week, the world found out that Kim Kardashian (WEST) had been names GQ's Woman of the Year, resulting in a collective "Her?" from around the world. But it turns out, that was only for the UK edition. The magazine's US counterpart wasn't happy with the fact that they were getting blamed for the UK team's terrible taste in famous women, and decided to voice their opinion on Twitter MORE

Kim Kardashian considers herself victimised

Kim Kardashian

Before we jump into this, I want to remind you of a few things so that we have some context here. Okay? Okay. Kim Kardashian has earned almost $85 Million off her freemium game and has turned her last wedding into a massive reality TV event for money and attention–making untold millions off of the gullible and stupid. Context provided? Awesome. Here she is complaining about how victimized she is because people keep talking about the dumb sh!t MORE

Kim Kardashian doesn’t want to be Beyoncé’s buddy anymore?

Kanye West, Beyoncé, Jay-Z, Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian (hell, her entire family really) has always struck me as a person who never really progressed mentally, emotionally, or psychologically past high school. Which would explain why a woman well into her thirties would build her entire life and career around the very nebulous idea of being "popular". Because let's be honest: If you're over the age of thirty, and you still spend this much time worrying about other people being aware of MORE

Kim Kardashian made $404K via ‘charity’

Kim Kardashian

A few of you might remember this, but last year, there was a bit of a thing over Kim Kardashian's charitable inclinations. Namely, that she apparently had none. Kim was auctioning off her stuff on eBay and claiming she was giving the proceeds to charity, when in reality she was really only giving about 10%. As in, not even enough to constitute a decent tip. Anyway, RadarOnline dug a little further and found out that Kim's charitable donations MORE

#DOOM: Kim Kardashian & Paris Hilton together again!

Kim Kardashian & Paris Hilton

There are a lot of things Paris Hilton has done in her (I guess you can call it a) career to be ashamed of: her terrible reality television gigs, her failure as a film actress, her horrid music … the list goes on. But possibly the worst thing she ever did was pass on her famewhore torch to Kim Kardashian, thereby branching out the tree of man's inhumanity to man via her and her sisters. But then Paris compared Kim's ass to a trash bag full of MORE

Twitter Feud: Kim Kardashian vs. Adrienne Bailon

Kim Kardashian

For the past few weeks, the only stories about Kim Kardashian have been about how her marriage is a crumbling loveless husk of broken dreams and failure. So just to switch it up, Kim decided to get into a feud with brother Rob Kardashian's ex-girlfriend Adrienne Bailon, after the latter talked about how dating a Kardashian was damaging to her career. Sooooooo ... hint hint, MORE

The EPA tweeted about ‘Kim Kardashian: Hollywood’

Kim Kardashian: Hollywood

The only time the Environmental Protection Agency should ever tweet about Kim Kardashian's terrible app is if they want to warn the world about the amount of e-waste that comes from regularly throwing away your phones, or if they want to tell everyone that the radioactive rays coming from the game with literally cook small birds close to your phone. But instead, a message from their Twitter account went out the other day telling everyone that MORE