hey kids! oh we've got another awful movie coming down the pike starring jessica simpson - below you can watch the newly released trailer and witness the mess for yourself - it's called major movie star and also stars vivica a. fox (who must have been hard up to sign onto this project) i'm starting to think it's time for ms. simpson to forget her dreams of being a successful film star - it's so not going to happen - this will most likely head straight to DVD like her other disaster of a film blonde ambition! luckily there are no upcoming new film projects listed on her imdb page - plus with all the recent chatter about ms. simpson wanting to do a country album - hopefully that'll keep her busy and away from making movies! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
ok i've got one more post before the weekend is out...jessica simpson is still pimping herself out in the name of fancy & expensive shoes & handbags - she was in new york city this weekend helping to launch her new 'designer' collection of leather goods at macy's (herald's square) the retailer has been stepping up its game over the past few months - they've nabbed a number of celebrity endorsements with people such as martha stewart, p diddy, tim gunn, & donald trump - and now jessica! check out the pictures below - i know jessica is not pregnant but don't you think that dress makes it look like she could be hiding a baby bump?!? it's very flowy a la jennifer lopez and all of her 'cover the growing bump' roberto cavalli creations! just like ms. lopez - ms. simpson is one of those people i go up & down with - right now j lo is tops but jessica for sure is on an upswing - i'm super curious to see if she can pull off this supposed upcoming 'country project' of hers! (and of course we all want to know will jessica ever find true love?!? gosh - her ups & downs are total guilty pleasure soap opera material) popbytes over & out for tonight...xxoo!
hey everybody! i was thinking today it had been a while since i did a post on those simpson sisters jessica & ashlee (both are very guilty pleasures) so for those of you who actually care - read on!
jessica has a birthday coming up (she'll turn 27 on july 10th) and she was just immortalized in wax (pictured below) by madame tussauds to be placed in club MTNY's 'vip room' over in NYC! ms. simpson (single since may) has been actually looking pretty decent these days - having lost a few pounds (i bet touring around on a stinky bus with john mayer made her get plumpy) she's still carrying on with many products - with a bikini line, a fragrance & possibly a lingerie line in the works - in addition to her 'blossoming' skincare, hair extensions, and clothing ventures! (i wonder if her music career is dead in the water?)
one thing not going so well for her right now...her attempt at a successful movie career! jessica's upcoming new movie blonde ambition was slated for an early august release but has been pushed back - apparently papa joe simpson (who is a producer on the film) is worried about competition from 'stronger' films - in other words - her new film sucks ass (you can tell just by watching the trailer - also read my post from when i first heard about her new film)
over to her sister ashlee who has kept a semi-low profile lately - usually every picture i see of her she's with her hottie boyfriendpete wentz (although that could be over too - there are mixed signals from both camps whether they're on or off - who can keep track?) and word is she's working on her third album - i wonder what 'sound' she'll try and attempt this time around? (we'll know sometime late this year or early 2008) she has been reported to be working with many producers including timbaland & sean garrett amongst others including robert smith of the cure - gosh what an odd combination!
in the meantime she's still hawking skechers - below is a new ad for the most horrible young girl shoes (the 'cali gear' line) that i've seen in a while - i wonder when ashlee's contract is over for posing in terrible shoe ads? (we first saw her for skechers back in november) anyways that's the update in a nutshell - i'm sure i've missed a few points but i think i covered a lot of ground! right now i'm relaxing and trying to stay cool - it has been so damn hot here - and it's only going to get hotter! this year is the driest in los angeles history - we've only had 2.3 inches of rain all year long! the other day when i changed the oil on my car they tried to get me to buy new windshield wipers - i was like um no thanks! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
good evening! i literally just walked in the door from the lily allen concert which was great (but i'll write that up in a separate post tomorrow evening) anyways after those awful recent pictures of jessica simpson surfaced today around the blogosphere i thought i'd toss ms. simpson a little love and showcase her fairly decent spread (yes photoshop was involved...same as every other magazine spread) in the upcoming issue of elle magazine which hits stores tomorrow! she is a pretty gal (cuter than sister ashlee) but i think girlfriend should investigate another hair stylist besides ken paves...i wonder if he talked jess into her new color?!? it's simply wretched but hopefully she'll take a hint from britney spears and switch it up again real soon (her nautral dirty blonde is best) oh i'm so beat and ready to head to bed - i'll check you all in the morning! popbytes over & out for tonight...xxoo!
PSread up on some of what jessica had to say inside the magazine...
hey everyone! i bet that joe simpson hasn't seen the inside of john mayer's tourbus although his daughter jessica has seen way more than the inside of mayer's 'love bus'! (oh yucky yuckerson!) apparently papa joe is not happy that 'she has found love again' i wouldn't be happy either if my daughter went from america's sweetheart cashcow to a complete mess dating a grody singer! i know some of you guys are fans of john but i just don't like him - never have!
but joe should at least take comfort in the fact that the relationship won't last more than a few months (if that) yet on the other side of the coin at least jessica is breaking free from her father's tight reign over her - even if she does have to resort to dating a scuzzy singer to loosen papa's grip...many thanks to STAR magazine for the scan of their 'love bus' - anybody want to have the task of cleaning the bus when they're done with it? it could be a perfect episode of discovery channel's dirty jobs! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
one person who's not happy at all with the seriousness of this relationship is jessica's father-manager, joe simpson, who called her in miami on jan. 22 to express his displeasure. "joe was livid," a source says, "and basically ordered jessica to get her tail back to l.a." but jessica fought back! "she said she'd come back when she was good and ready. she can't understand why someone who cares about her wouldn't be thrilled that she has found love again."
it's not the first time jessica has stood up to joe when the subject is john. "it started when joe wanted jessica to perform on new year's eve," says a source. "but jessica said, ‘no!' and she made it clear that being with john was her priority." instead, jessica spent the holiday weekend with her man in nyc, shopping at barneys new york department store...
Love, exciting and new
Come Aboard. John is expecting you.
Love, life's sweetest reward.
Let it flow, it drives back to you.
Love Bus soon will be making another run
The Love Bus promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new romance...
hey kids! so i came across these pics of haylie duff & jessica simpson side-by-side in the latest issue of US magazine and i stopped for a second and i was all oh my gosh haylie looks better than jessica! i've never been a fan of the duff sisters and i've ragged on haylie a few times for being a dork but she actually looks pretty decent in the picture and then when compared to ms. simpson...we've got a clear cut winner - duff definitely wins this round! (and i'm actually curious to hear hilary's new album dignity - something she needs at the moment with her ex-bf running around with nicole richie) popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
good morning y'all! woo hoo - yes it's friday! so this was one of those burning questions that has kept me tossing & turning at night - thanks to STAR magazine i finally have the answers i've been searching for! it has been rather slow on the whole simpson sister front as of late here on popbytes! (somebody needs a sextape) for short spell i posted a lot on them but i guess things have slowed down for both the jessica & ashlee! other than jess dating john mayer (i'm not a fan of his) things have been relatively quiet...i so want to be all super mean right now but in the spirit of the new year i'll refrain myself this time and give them a chance to show us something cool & inspiring this year...keep in mind jess & ash this is a limited time offer and may expire at anytime! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
oh man! poor jessica simpson - she's had a simply horrible year! first losing her marriage to hottie nick lachey (who actually had a great year and is now tappingvanessa minnillo) she released a simply awful album (oh that darn a public affair) she's got her sister ashlee on some sorta plastic surgery streak to imitate her - the topping on the cake is her creepy dad joe simpson...oh and not to mention possibly tooling around with grossie john mayer (popbytes is not a fan of his music at all - see i don't like everybody!) plus we can't forget jessica pimping her big bags & boots along with some shitty hair extensions with lamo ken paves! oh one more thing - her lame attempt to remake the oscar winning film 'working girl'!
so last night she was performing a tribute to one of her idols dolly parton (who also happens to be one of my favorites) ms. simpson took the stage at the kennedy center honors in front of an audience that included honoreessteven spielberg, smokey robinson, and ms. parton! jessica picked ms. parton's infamous working girl anthem 9 to 5 (i would have picked jolene but that's just me) and it looks like she flubbed some lines and then uttered the words 'so nervous' and then peeled off stage apparently in tears!
of course i could call her a dumb bitch who didn't get her lyrics down pat (don't forget that's a big no-no on american idol...the new season premieres on my birthday!) but oh i'd be nervous too! performing one of your idol's classic songs while they're sitting right there...i would have choked up and had a meltdown as well! so tonight i decided to give ms. simpson a break since i always find something to slam her on - plus it's the holiday season! i'm feeling pretty generous to be writing a forgiving post on ms. simpson who fucked up in front of one of my favorite people ever and that would be the spirit that ms. parton would approve of! popbytes over & out for tonight...xxoo!
UPDATE her movie's release date has been pushed back...because it most likely sucks!
hey everybody! i hope you all had a lovely sunday! so i mentioned this back in september but it looks like it's actuallyhappening...jessica simpson attempting to update one of my favorite films...1989's working girl that is due to be titled blonde ambition! (poor madonna is being dragged into this mess too...) i really don't care if she makes a movie about a secretary climbing to the top of the NY business scene - just PLEASE don't call it a remake! there are plenty of movies that borrow from past cinematic storylines - so ms. simpson should go on with her blonde self and make her dumbass movie but trying to ride the coattails of a film nominated for five academy awards and won for best song (carly simon's amazing tune let the river run) is simply wrong! does jessica think (along with daddy joe who's a producer on this film) that she possibly has a chance at garnering a oscar nomination like ms. melanie griffith did for her performance as 'tess mcgill'?!? (dream on girlfriend) both harrison ford & sigourney weaver agree with me below - i'm not the best at super imposing images but i think my little poster came out quite well! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
PS everything i talked about above also applies to that darn attempt to remake 85's adventures in babysitting - all these remakes are pure blasphemy! if anything take a movie that sucked the first time around and make it better! (did anyone ever see the film version of my favorite book ever...george orwell's 1984 - it's horrible!)
good morning! it's actually been a while since i posted on those simpson sisters...so when i spotted these scans from OK magazine's UK edition - i knew i could have some fun with this one! the pictures below are so fucking lame! the whole tea set-up is silly & dumb and then posing jessica & ashlee on a bunch of teddy bears? both wearing big boots - who comes up with this stuff? it's not sexy, fun, or cool - it's a big bore - which i guess is actually appropriate when it comes to these two! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
