Jennifer Aniston: I’m not pregnant!

Jennifer Aniston

Yesterday, a rumor was started by Us Weekly that Jennifer Aniston was in fact pregnant with her boyfriend Justin Theroux's baby, and everyone believed it because Us Weekly is on the more reputable end of the spectrum when it comes to tabloids. Well, Aniston decided to nip this one in the bud by having her publicist tell everyone that she's not pregnant, according to the NY Daily News ... The 44-year-old actress has fallen victim to the MORE

Is Jennifer Aniston pregnant?

Jennifer Aniston

So yesterday, Jennifer Aniston showed up to the premiere of We're The Millers in a dress that, while cute, was cut in a way that made her midsection look a touch fuller. (Hey, it happens. My chest is way bigger than my waist, so all my shirts make my waist look way bigger than it is.) Naturally, now everyone thinks Jen's pregnant again. Honestly it could be anything from an unflattering fabric to a big dinner, but it doesn't help that In Touch is MORE

Jennifer Aniston still loves SmartWater!

Jennifer Aniston

It looks like Jennifer Aniston still can't get enough SmartWater ... here's the first color image from the new 2013 ad campaign that will be running throughout the year. All this SmartWater business aside, I wonder if she will actually get hitched to her man Justin Theroux? The wedding has been postponed which is never a good sign, at this point I just don't see it happening but I would like for the couple to prove me wrong! Jen seriously MORE

Jennifer Aniston refuses to sign a prenup agreement!

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux

Signing a prenup agreement is kind of like wearing a condom: In a perfect world, we wouldn't have to do it, but in this day and age you sort of have to cover your ass wherever you can. But Jennifer Aniston is adamant that she's not going to sign a prenup agreement when she finally gets hitched to her boyfriend Justin Theroux. Via Hollywood Life ... “Jen’s absolutely adamant about not having a prenup,” a source close to Jennifer told OK! MORE

Jennifer Aniston throws shade at Kim Kardashian

Jennifer Aniston and Kim Kardashian

Ever since I started writing gossip ... wow, has it been almost four years now? Time flies when you're calling Kim Kardashian a fake, useless silicone blob. Well, since I started four years ago, I've really tried to avoid posting anything to the tune of "why can't Jennifer Aniston find a man?" Mostly because it makes it seem like she's defined by only one man in her life, and I respect her and her work enough to not get into that. Seriously, in MORE

Jennifer Aniston threw a chair at her director!

Jennifer Aniston

Taking a page from every crappy 90's daytime talk show that featured white trash hating on white trash, Jennifer Aniston decided to liven things up on the set of a movie by hucking a chair at her director. Whether or not she did so while shouting "YOU DON'T KNOW ME! YOU DON'T KNOW ME! UH-HUH! I DO WHAT I WANT!" has yet to be confirmed, but if I had to guess? Yes. The Huffington Post reports: Aniston recently took a rare trip behind the camera MORE

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux: Ready for a baby?

Star Magazine - Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux

This week Jennifer Aniston is featured not only one but two magazines this week, both Star and Us Weekly are claiming she's ready to have a baby with her new boyfriend (of only five months) fellow actor (and hottie) Justin Theroux, talk about putting the pressure on them both! The couple has been hanging down on the garden island of Kauai (Hawaii) where I happen to be right now (it's truly paradise), I've kept my eyes peeled for them but haven't MORE

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are an item!

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux

So while no one was looking, Jennifer Aniston apparently turned the charm up and bagged herself a super hottie, and is now banging under the radar actor Justin Theroux. You know what? I totally approve of this. They're both cute and I really do like Jen, so fuck yeah to this! After weeks of keeping their romance under wraps, the former Wanderlust costars finally went public -- in a big, affectionate way -- at the A-list bash alongside Cameron MORE

Behold Jennifer Aniston’s sex tape!

Jennifer Aniston

And by "sex tape" I mean a viral video she made to promote Smart Water, which is like regular bottled water except the bottle looks nicer. Yeah, it's about time those landfills start prettying themselves up a bit. Anyway, it's basically what happens when you get a focus group together and try to come up with something funny. Although it does feature Jennifer Aniston kicking someone in the balls which is, in my book, 24-karat comedic MORE

I love you, Jennifer Aniston!

Jennifer Aniston and Heidi Montag

So Jennifer Aniston has a new movie (Just Go With It) coming out (unfortunately, it stars Adam Sandler, aka the Nickelback of the film industry) this week, and so far she's done a pretty good job hyping it up by trying to set Tila Tequila on fire with her eyes. Anyway, now she's gone ahead and banned Heidi Montag (who has a small cameo in the film) from the premiere, and oh fuck it, I'm just gonna mail her an engagement ring because MARRY MORE

Jen talked to Perez about Brad?!

Jennifer Aniston

So apparently after a run-in with Perez Hilton where she called him out for being mean (instead of for being a colossal hack), Jennifer Aniston apparently spoke with Perez about how she talks to Brad Pitt on occasion and the two are apparently on good terms. Now if all the magazine covers would please stop saying they're either in love with each other or trying to annihilate each other in nuclear warfare, that would be just peachy keen. "Jen MORE

Jennifer Aniston and Tila Tequila?!

Jennifer Aniston and Tila Tequila

Oh who are we kidding, this is just padding between now and when Lindsay Lohan gets thrown in the slammer. Regardless, Jennifer Aniston went on Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis where she got blindsided with an appearance by Tila Tequila. The best part of this entire thing: Apparently, Jen had no idea Tila was going to be there, so that look of thinly-veiled disdain? Completely real. I have never seen a woman so intent on shooting lasers MORE

Jennifer Aniston Vs. Perez Hilton!

Jennifer Aniston and Perez Hilton

As much as I do occasionally make fun of her, I really do like Jennifer Aniston. Her movies aren't great, sure, but she's a good girl. That being said, the fact that she ran into Perez Hilton and gave him, at best, a stern talking to for basically just being a shitty gossip blogger? Dammit to hell, Aniston. Dammit straight to hell. "I ran into Perez Hilton in a garage. One of those moments you just never expect to happen. I had finished dinner MORE

Even Jennifer Aniston hated ‘The Rachel’!

Remember The Rachel? Oh come on, I was four-years-old when my mother got The Rachel, even I can remember it. On the long list of celebrity hairstyles, it was still probably one of the better ones (at the very least, it was better than The Bieber) but apparently, Jennifer Aniston was never a fan of it. Who knew? "How do I say this? I think it was the ugliest haircut I've ever seen," she says. "What I really want to know is, how did that thing have MORE