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  • Snooki Has Written The Great American Novel

    Plucked fresh from the virgin mind of our golden lady, doth comes this most rapturous of reads: A Shore Thing,…

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  • Snooki Falls Down, Does Not Go Boom

    Well, it happened: MTV stayed true to their word and dropped Snooki to ring in the new year, and it…

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  • Joe Francis Got Divorced. LOL

    It’s official! Joe Francis is getting a divorce after only one month of marriage! Sort of. Actually it turns out…

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  • American Psycho 3: Now With More Famewhores!

    So Scott Disick, the guy who’s really only famous for banging Kourtney Kardashian (who in turn is really only famous…

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  • Oh Joy, Tila Tequila Isn’t Dead Yet

    Did you almost forget about Tila Tequila? No? Because you didn’t even remember her to begin with? Lucky bastard. Anyway,…

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  • We’re Not Gonna Drop Snooki Off A Building For New Year’s

    Ugh, and we were like this close too. Bastards! Anyway, originally MTV made a statement that a stunt was being…

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  • Surgery makes Famewhore Barbie feel like this —> :(

    As we draw nearer and nearer to Heidi Montag‘s body’s first birthday, it seems Famewhore Barbie is still bitching and…

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  • ‘The Situation’ is an art thief now!

    Sure, why the hell not. Anyway, a Toronto-based artist decided to immortalize The Situation and his four abs with a…

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  • Hulk Hogan’s pre-divorce is as classy as you’d think!

    Yesterday, Hulk Hogan got pre-divorced to someone who looks exactly like his daughter because I’m guessing this is the closest…

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  • Darlene should do lunch with Dina!

    Because Heidi Montag loves pissing off her creators (Dr. Ryan, anyone?), Heidi’s mom Darlene Egelhoff has decided to trash talk…

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