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  • Snooki has never written a check? No way.

    So apparently, despite making more money than God in the past year for doing absolutely nothing, Snooki has never written…

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  • I guess she’s not pregnant …

    … unless that glass of wine Khloé Kardashian is holding is actually sparkling cider? I’m surprised she hasn’t gotten herself…

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  • Octomom just screwed her kids over!

    Is it too late to hand out the “Worst Mother Ever In Like The History Of Every Thing That Has…

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  • Spencer Pratt fails at rapping … again.

    Remember how a while ago, Spencer Pratt tried to launch his own rap career on the back of Heidi Montag‘s…

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  • Montana Fishburne is an idiot!

    So Laurence Fishburne hired a private investigator to keep tabs on his daughter Montana Fishburne, the world’s dumbest pornstar. Unfortunately,…

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  • Octomom is a bad mom!

    So after her hatecrime that she calls a fetish video hit the web, Octomom is afraid that the authorities are…

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  • Snooki and Jwoww Are Getting Their Own Show

    Because MTV has completely forgotten that musicians still make those moving picture shows, the network has decided to get Snooki…

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  • The Kardashians Hate Kourtney’s Hubby

    So for some reason, Kourtney Kardashian‘s boyfriend, Scott Disick, was never able to get along with the rest of her…

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  • The Octomom fetish video was a spoof!

    So the eye-bleedingly awful Octomom fetish video, which was inflicted on the world earlier this week, was apparently just a…

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  • Dave Navarro and Tila Tequila? Really? Ugh.

    So evidently, Dave Navarro no longer wants to live because apparently he’s now dating Tila Tequila. When asked why, Navarro…

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  • OH MY GOD, NO.

    Because I hate all of you thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much, I’m here to talk to you all about Octomom‘s… Oh… Oh God……

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  • Octomom in a fetish video? BARF!

    So unless today is your first day on the internet (in which case, hello tiny newborn baby! Congratulations on being…

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