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So yeah, something something something Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham yadda yadda fake sex tape blah blah blah she said something stupid and petulant and she made herself look like a spoiled little asshole who ruined her own life and is now set on ruining the life of her baby because she's just the worst person ever. Us Weekly reports ... "I don't need to talk negatively about someone because I have nothing good to say," she told a TMZ MORE
So remember how Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham made a sex tape, except it was actually a porno because this is probably the most mature and responsible things she's done in her entire life? Well, she wants $2 Million to actually release it because of course she does. TMZ reports ... Farrah Abraham is finally copping to shooting a full-on porn -- with A-list porn star James Deen -- but says even though it was intended for her personal scrapbook MORE
Yesterday, we saw rumors of a sex tape made by Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham circulate the web, followed by Farrah trying to deny it by tripping over the English language. Then everyone found out that the 'sex tape' was actually a full-fledged porno starring Farrah and James Deen (who is way too good for this crap). Turns out, Farrah getting down on film was her plot all along ... who the hell does she think she is? Kim Kardashian? Read more on MORE
Earlier today, we posted about how Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham may or may not have had a sex tape floating around because really, when the only thing you've done with your life is get knocked up as a teenager then allow MTV to film you as you fail at motherhood, porn is a step in the right direction. Except it turns out it wasn't just a sex tape, but a full-blown porno starring James Deen (aka Lindsay Lohan's The Canyons co-star) and will most MORE
It's not often I get to have too much fun with a post, but the hell with it, here's my opportunity: former porn queen Jenna Jameson got arrested for battery over the weekend, and after the blockquote from E! Online, I'm going to see how many double entendres I can make about this situation ... According to authorities, Jameson got into a physical altercation with someone she knew while pre-partying at around 7:50 p.m., before heading out for MORE
UPDATE: It turns out Farrah Abraham’s sex tape is actually a porno with James Deen! You know what's weird? Almost everyone who's appeared on an MTV reality show has eventually seen their lives fall apart. Think about it: The Situation went broke, almost every Teen Mom has ended up either arrested or in rehab, and Jesse Camp is now best known for trying to score an eight-ball while TMZ taped the entire thing. At this point, if all that MORE
A couple months ago, diary entries from the late Robert Kardashian's journal started making their way online, which basically called out Kris Jenner as a terrible mother, alleging that she abused, threatened and neglected her children while she basically looked after no one but herself. Well, the Kardashian family is now suing Ellen Pearson, Robert's widow and the woman who released the entries, for slander and libel and- Oh, wait, they're only MORE
Yesterday, a report from ESPN found that Lamar Odom and Khloé Kardashian's charity, Cathy's Kids, donated a whopping nothing to the cancer patients it claimed it was helping, and instead donated the money to various other benefactors, none of whom were cancer patients. So of course, Khloé took it upon herself to tell everyone that her husband wasn't just one massive scam artist. Here's the quote from TMZ to set things up before we make things MORE
After six years on the air, it seems like America has finally come together to realize that the Kardashian sisters and their show are completely terrible, and their ratings are now plummeting so low that a show about rednecks calling ducks received double the viewership of E!'s Kourtney & Kim Take Miami. Gosh, I just can't imagine why that may be. Via RadarOnline ... The most recent episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami from March 17, 2013 MORE
If you've never heard of the term "jumping the shark," here's a quick refresher: The term comes from an episode of Happy Days where they ran out of ideas and just had Fonzi jump over a shark for no reason, and it's used to describe the exact moment a show officially stops giving a sh!t and starts creeping ever closer to cancellation. Anyway, on a new episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami, the Kardashian sisters decide to have a vagina-sniffing MORE
Some of you might remember this one, but a couple months ago, the Kardashians were accused of stealing the name of a makeup line, Kroma, for their own line, Khroma. Yeah, that's not much of a stretch. Well, the Khroma line just sent the Kardashians and their line a cease and desist, and in the interrim, the Kardashians' makeup line is being pulled from the shelves until the matter is settled. Side-note: HAHAHAHAHA! You suck Kim Kardashian! MORE
Hey, remember how Kim Kardashian only became famous after her sex tape 'mysteriously' leaked? (By which I mean she purposely signed a stack of release forms before handing over two valid forms of government I.D.) And remember how Kim said she wanted to leave reality television forever, thus removing the only reason her mother Kris Jenner is famous? Well, according to the National Enquirer, momager Kris may possibly have a sex tape of her own, MORE
Because today's theme is apparently "stupid, misogynist a-holes saying horrible things," Scott Disick reportedly told his girlfriend and baby mama Kourtney Kardashian that she needed to lose weight faster after her pregnancy, because Scott is literally that guy from American Psycho. Kourtney needs to DTMFA before he drops a chainsaw on her from atop a stairwell while ranting about obscure 80's bands. RadarOnline reports ... “Last time MORE
Last month, Kim Kardashian gave an interview where she hinted that she wouldn't be on reality TV for much longer, thus ending our long national nightmare. Of course, Kris Jenner has made millions of dollars out of pimping out her daughters every chance she got, and Kim is basically her bottom bitch, so naturally Kris had a conniption at the thought of losing her money. I mean daughter. Her daughter who makes all her money for her. From MORE
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