Ugh: Farrah Abraham’s “BLOWIN” music video

Farrah Abraham "BLOWIN"

Earlier today, we posted Sia's new song, "Chandelier," which was a stunning track about how people use party culture, attention and vapidity as a cheap substitute for self-actualization. So here's the antithesis of that song: Farrah Abraham's "BLOWIN" (that's how she spells it), a song about how you don't need self-actualization as long as you're kinda famous! YEAH! You do you! MORE

Khloe & Kourtney Kardashian: Robbed by their reality crew?

Khloe & Kourtney Kardashian

So apparently, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian were the victims of theft a few days ago, which I'm sure Kris Jenner immediately recognized as an opportunity for a plot line. Anyway, police have finally nailed down the list of suspects to anyone who was recently in the Kardashian's home and knew the general layout of their pad. So basically, the cameramen, the lighting crew, the hair and makeup people, producers, writers, interns, sound guys... you MORE

Kris Jenner staged Kimye’s engagement for her show

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

In a shocking turn of events, that carefully choreographed, elaborately staged proposal from famewhore Kanye West to famewhore Kim Kardashian? Turns out that may have been put together for the sake of their terrible reality show, as orchestrated by master famewhore Kris Jenner. In Jenner’s declaration to the court, she bragged, ”I played a major role in organizing and running the event.” “As part of this,” she continued, according MORE

Farrah Abraham’s ex called her a bad mother

Farrah Abraham

VH1's Couples Therapy tries to spin itself as a show that helps d-list celebrities change the negative parts of their personality, except so far all the terrible people who went on the show left just as terrible as they started so ... it's not working. Like Farrah Abraham, who thus far hasn't really bettered herself in anyway. But at least in the latest episode, her ex came in and told her she was a bad mother. So that's something. RadarOnline MORE

No one wants to buy Farrah Abraham’s used panties

Farrah Abraham

What's better than one slam against Farrah Abraham? TWO slams against Farrah! So here's a lovely little piece from FishWrapper about Vivid Video trying to rid themselves of Farrah's used underwear, only for the world to collectively go "NOPE." Vivid is putting Farrah's former lingerie up for sale on eBay, and it's because they have a brain, and don't want anything Farrah-related hanging around their warehouses. From Vivid's CEO, Steve Hirsch: MORE

Steve Hirsch finally called out Farrah Abraham

Steve Hirsch and Farrah Abraham

Before releasing her porno (not a sex tape, a porno) Farrah Abraham was looking down the barrel of obscurity, since her only notable career achievements were "having a kid when she was a teenager" and "ruining her kid". But then Steve Hirsch gave her a chance to make some honest money by shooting a porn with Vivid Video, even booking James Deen for her! Naturally, she thanked him by crapping all over him and James. Thankfully, Steve finally had MORE

Farrah Abraham strikes again with her lies!

Farrah Abraham

I'm sure this is going to absolutely blow your mind, but Farrah Abraham opened her bear-trap of a mouth and lies came out. I know, I'm amazed too. This time, Farrah reportedly lied about her fake boyfriend (Brian Dawe) having a mental breakdown, which is why he bailed on her and Couples Therapy. Of course, it could just be that what she planned for them was immoral and no one would ever want to be around her for more than a few seconds, but no. MORE

Khloe Kardashian defends Kendall Jenner’s nipples

Kendall Jenner

Marc Jacobs showed his collection at New York Fashion Week the other day, and one of the models walking his runway was Kendall Jenner. In all fairness, one of the few things a Kardashian is able to do is 'wear clothes' and 'walk around with a blank face,' so this is right up their alley. Except the top Kendall wore was sheer and everyone saw her nipples (really buried the lead, didn't I?) and now Khloe Kardashian is defending her from their MORE

That Kardashian ‘reality’ show got renewed

The Kardashians

Despite it becoming increasingly obvious to the masses that the Kardashian family is comprised of manipulative, ruthless famewhores, there's still a committed segment of the population who keep watching their reality shows. Because one of them, Keeping Up With The Kardashians has been renewed in a multi-season deal. In related news, the lamb has opened the seventh seal. We're all SUPER boned. TMZ reports... TMZ broke the story ... Keeping Up MORE

Farrah Abraham: I want to be a virgin forever—or a nun

Farrah Abraham

So far, Farrah Abraham has plugged her latest porno by lying about it being released without her permission, only to have that lie blow up right in her face to the surprise of no one. Well, now she's saying that she wants to stop having sex and become a nun so that she can be a virgin forever. On a related note, I don't think Farrah understands what the word 'virgin' means. Who'd a thunk it? “People use sex for power and manipulation when MORE

The Game might replace Lamar Odom on KUWTK?

Khloe Kardashian and The Game

Full disclosure: I was debating whether or not to frame this as Khloe Kardashian moving on from Lamar Odom and hooking up with The Game, but then I was like ... nyeh, let's call this what it is. Anyway, RadarOnline is reporting that since Lamar split from Khloe, The Game is being lined up as a potential love interest for her character on the show. Like when Adam Scott replaced Paul Schneider on Parks and Recreation, except the complete opposite MORE

It took two whole days to prove Farrah Abraham was lying

Farrah Abraham

Last Friday, Vivid Video released a sequel porno featuring Farrah Abraham, so of course it only took a matter of hours before Farrah was lying about how it was a "sex tape" and that she never signed off on it. Except oh look, here's TMZ with proof that it totally was a porno and that she absolutely did give Vivid Video permission to release it. Abraham is upset over Vivid releasing a follow-up video to Backdoor Teen Mom ... claiming she never MORE

Farrah Abraham is already selling out Vivid Video

Farrah Abraham

Earlier today, I talked about Farrah Abraham and her porno she lied is a sex tape, wondering how long it would take before she inevitably sold out Vivid Video because she's a lying little sociopath. If you guessed "a few hours" then hooray! You win! You bet on Farrah being the worst person imaginable and it paid off. TMZ reports ... Farrah's lawyer tells TMZ ... his client did not give Vivid honcho Steve Hirsch permission to release a sequel MORE

Farrah Abraham’s sex tape … the sequel … ugh

Farrah Abraham

Lying liar who tells lies Farrah Abraham said that her last sex tape (read: porno) ruined her life and that she wasn't a porn star. So of course, she made another sex tape (read: porno) which I'm sure she'll lie about some more. FishWrapper reports ... The movie is called "Farrah 2: Backdoor and More," and it comes with the rock-solid guarantee that this tape isn't the "at home" sex tape she tried to play off as a leak like the first time MORE