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Ever since Kim Kardashian got pregnant, she's been going out of her way to show off and/or talk about her weight as much as possible because she thinks it'll score her a lucrative Weight Watchers deal. The internet has responded by reading her for filth because of it. So here's Khloé Kardashian demanding that everyone stop reaching for a fruit that hangs so low, it's basically on the ground. RadarOnline reports ... “I find it disturbing MORE
A couple months ago, it was announced that Kris Jenner was getting her own daytime talk show and that America would be a lesser place for it. We're all slightly worse people now because she has her own talk show. That's how it works. Anyway, there is some good news here: It turns out, absolutely no one wants to go on her show, and even Ryan Seacrest can't convince anyone famous to actually associate themselves with Kris. Via The National Ledger MORE
Apparently, Farrah Abraham woke up this morning, looked at her daughter and thought, "hmmmm, what can I do today to get more attention while simultaneously proving that I'm a terrible mother who will some day ruin her daughter?" And then Farrah decided to go on King Mac Radio to talk about how she plans on showing her sex tape to her daughter when she turns 13. Did you hear that Child Protective Services? DID YOU HEAR THAT BULLSH!T? Also, she MORE
You would figure that after getting pregnant when she was a teenager, Farrah Abraham would have taken it upon herself to find out how exactly people get pregnant. Except you'd be giving her way too much credit, because I don't think Farrah is smart enough to piss her pants without a funnel. Anyway, Farrah was spotted by TMZ shopping for pregnancy tests, and is apparently convinced that she got pregnant thanks to the recent porn she filmed with MORE
Whenever a celebrity releases a porno on the market, they usually try to claim that it was never meant to get out, or that it somehow "leaked" onto the market even though that's not a thing that actually happens. So of course, here's famewhore Farrah Abraham talking to Entertainment Tonight about her porno Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom, which she still claims was made for her own private use, which is why she hired porn star James Deen and MORE
I may not be the biggest fan of Farrah Abraham (read: she is the devil) and I may not be the biggest fan of how she turned what should have been a simple porn shoot into a hurricane of entitled MTV crazy, but I do have to give credit where credit is due: according to TMZ, Farrah's porno has reportedly beaten the ever-living crap out of Kim Kardashian's sex tape. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Kim got her ass kicked by a Teen Mom! Oh, that is golden. Showers. Kim MORE
Vivid Video has just released Farrah Abraham's new porn / sex tape video (here's a very NSFW preview), which means whatever fame she had from being a colossal bitch on Teen Mom got stretched out for another fifteen minutes. Or however long it takes for her viewers to climax. Twenty minutes I guess? Either way, Farrah wants you all to stop tweeting her about it because something something something she had a baby when she was sixteen, do you MORE
UPDATE: Here's a very NSFW preview of Farrah Abraham's sex tape / porno! Sure, famewhore Farrah Abraham may be a delusional, irresponsible liar, but if there's one thing I know about men it's that they can totally overlook that if the woman has big ol' knockers (or for gay men: a nine-incher, it's how our species has stayed alive all these years). So in that respect, here are the very first racy (semi-NSFW) images from Farrah Superstar: MORE
Did you know that vapid self-involved people don't magically stop being vapid self-involved people the moment they have kids? I know, I'm amazed too. To prove that point, here's a former nanny for the Kardashians telling RadarOnline that Kris Jenner is basically a complete failure as a mother who teases her daughters over their weight and made sure her kids grew up to be as materialistic and cut-throat as possible. In related news, the sky is MORE
UPDATE: Here are photos from Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom UPDATE: Here's a very NSFW preview of Farrah Abraham's sex tape / porno! It's been fun watching the details of Farrah Abraham's sex tape slowly trickle out while she tried (and failed miserably) to play innocent. The weird way she tried to throw shade at James Deen even when he was nothing but nice to her, her attempt to try and bilk Vivid Video for $2 million when we all MORE
Since Farrah Abraham filmed her sex tape, she's lied about the fact that it was actually a porno, she's lied about the fact that she's trying to option it off even though legally she would have had to sign all the paperwork already, and ... well, she was on Teen Mom. It's not like she's the most honest person in the world. Now, Farrah is trying to accuse James Deen of threatening her with Child Protective Services, which wouldn't be the worst MORE
Yesterday, it was announced that Khloé Kardashian got dropped from her co-hosting gig The X Factor because dumb-dumb couldn't even read a teleprompter without her brain taking a dump in her mouth. But wait, it gets even better! Turns out, Pimp Mama Kris Jenner was pissed that Mario Lopez was showing up Khloé, so she tried to have him fired from the show by claiming that they had no chemistry. So they fired Khloé. HAHAHA! RadarOnline reports MORE
Because of course she did, Farrah Abraham decided that a sex tape negotiation meeting would be the perfect place to bring her hyper-religious father and her three-year-old daughter along with her. Mind you, there was nothing to actually negotiate because she allegedly already got paid and signed the legal documentation, so all she did was bring a toddler to a porn studio. Nicely done. TMZ reports ... Farrah told our photog she is negotiating MORE
Hey, remember how Khloé Kardashian was one of the hosts of The X Factor? No? Me neither. Well, you won't have to remember that useless factoid much longer, because she's getting the axe. Just to put this into perspective, Mario Lopez is good enough for this job, while Khloé can't even read a teleprompter without her trained dolphin brain trying to evacuate her skull. RadarOnline reports ... “Khloé Kardashian will not be returning to MORE
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