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Since it’s a bit gloomy outside today (at least it is in Los Angeles), here’s something to brighten your day … hottie David Beckham on the latest cover of Men’s Health (March 2012) magazine! Isn’t he just the dreamiest thing around? Plus as an added bonus, I’ve posted the sexy commercial for his new H&M underwear line below just in case you missed it when it aired during the Super Bowl!
Sure, I posted about David Beckham last week. I have a problem, ok? It seems the rest of the world is equally infatuated, so you’ll just have to deal with a continued onslaught of sweaty shirtless photos of the world’s hottest bitch. A recent poll conducted by LA Fitness named him Male Body of the Year. Becks beat out Brad Pitt, Ryan Reynolds and Daniel Craig!
I think Becks gives a lot of people hope. I mean really — if this pigeon chested, Micky Mouse voiced ball dribbler can captivate the world, it’s not like the stakes have been set impossibly high. Whatever whacked out body issues we might have, we should all learn to embrace the things that make us unique. Some of us are tall, or short, or wide-set or more narrow boned. Trust me, somebody out there is into it. So stop worrying, freaks!
Click on over to my blog to see who was voted female body of the year. *W*
This is seriously the most adorable picture of sexy daddy David Beckham holding his new daughter, Harper Seven Beckham, born just ten days ago on July 7th. His (super lucky) wife Victoria Beckham posted the picture on her Twitter account earlier today. This is the couple’s fourth child, they already have three boys (Brooklyn, Romeo, and Cruz). Congrats to the entire family, I bet Victoria loves having some more girl power in her clan, Harper better be ready to be a fashionista in the making!
A little known fact about the world of gossip: everything is cyclical. I swear to God, this is true. Think of it this way: everyone gets engaged (then subsequently pregnant) in the late fall/early winter, has babies during the summer, then spends fall gathering nuts, seeds and berries during the fall in order to last them through their hibernation. Or is that woodland creatures? I get them confused sometimes. Anyway, the baby cycle is upon us, as Victoria and David Beckham have welcomed a baby girl named Harper Seven Beckham into their family.
“David and Victoria Beckham are delighted to announce the birth of their daughter,” Beckham family spokesperson Jo Milloy said in a statement to Access on Sunday. “Happy and healthy, she arrived at 7:55 AM this morning at Cedars Sinai hospital in Los Angeles and weighed 7lbs., 10oz. Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz are excited to welcome their new baby sister to the family,” the statement continued, referring to the couple’s three sons. SOURCE
Oh God help her, how does that even happen? No offense, but Victoria Beckham’s new baby probably has a bigger waist than she does. Just to put it into perspective, imagine trying to suck a football through a drinking straw, and you have the basic approximation of what Posh Spice giving birth is like. But all joking aside, congrats to the two of them!
I know I did, you’re welcome! I hope David Beckham‘s wife Victoria Beckham appreciates what she has!
David Beckham attends Samsung’s “Everyone’s Olympic Games” and torch relay nomination launch at East Wintergarden on June 13th, 2011 in London, England.
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These are the main reasons (I’m sure there are others, trust me) why I’m just pissed off as of right now:
* That’s a leftover issue from a couple of years ago but it still really burns me! Give her another take!
Thankfully the world didn’t end this past weekend, because that would have been my 6th item on the pissed list. But I swear whenever I run across pictures of the world’s hottest man, David Beckham, I’m instantly feeling better! Now if only I was his wife Victoria Beckham, with his baby growing inside of me, that would be totally tops, she is one lucky bitch! Enjoy these pictures of David looking extra scrumptious in a suit, I will go and try to cheer up, I’m leaving this Sunday for a two-week trip to NYC, which I know will be a blast and I couldn’t be more excited to be heading back to my east coast stomping ground!
A dapper David Beckham gives thumbs up and waves to the camera as he arrives at Old Trafford for former teammate Gary Neville‘s testimonial game in Manchester, England on May 24th, 2011.
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Damn! I swear the best part about the Royal Wedding was seeing David Beckham in his fancy suit, he looked gorgeous! His wife, Victoria Beckham looked pretty good too (her dress was a bit drab) but her hubby totally stole the spotlight, he is pure perfection defined! I actually forgot that Posh is pregnant with their fourth child (a girl), she looks quite thin for a lady with child! I ended up catching most of the wedding, I called it a night around 3:45AM because I was totally falling asleep and I knew it would be repeating all day long today, but I’m glad I was able to catch some of it live, plus I had fun tweeting with everyone else who was also watching the festivities. I bet both Prince William and Kate Middleton must be completely exhausted by now, hopefully they’re getting some much needed relaxation mixed in with some sexy time, I wonder how long before she’s pregnant just like Posh?
David and Victoria Beckham arriving at Westminster Abbey to attend the Royal Wedding between Prince William and Kate Middleton in London, England on April 29th, 2011.
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Do you love sexy curvaceous latinas, British soccer hotties with washboard abs and diet sodas with delicious brain-rotting aspartame? Well then you’re going to love this new Diet Pepsi ad featuring Modern Family star Sofia Vergara in a sexy bathing suit on the beach … what? Are you still reading this? My God, Sofia Vergara is in a goddamn swimsuit in the video just below! And there’s even a cameo by David Beckham and his glorious (soccer) balls! Also, I guess there’s some shit about Diet Pepsi or something … I dunno. Point is, there are beautiful people.
What, too obvious? Anyway, it’s the end of the day, so why not kick back, relax a little and watch super sexy soccer stud (alliteration!) David Beckham kick three soccer balls into three different trash cans? Exactly. You deserve it. I mean granted, this video could be faker than his wife’s tits, but then again, who cares? Sometimes, it’s okay if something’s fake as long as it looks good. Or, in Victoria Beckham‘s case, it looks like two bowling balls stuck to a pin … let’s just wanna hold the skinny bitch down and force feed her a poutine or something …
I will never get tired of seeing pictures of hottie David Beckham, I hope y’all feel the exact same way!
Sexy soccer star David Beckham was spotted leaving a photo shoot in Los Angeles on March 28th, 2011. Becks showed off a new slicked back hairstyle wearing khaki shorts, a pair of Ray Ban sunglasses and flip flops.
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