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Frances Bean: Twitter should ban my mother!

April 13, 2012 9:02 AM by Leave a Comment Filed Under: Courtney Love Tagged With: , ,

We’ve seen a recent rise in the amount of crazy that Courtney Love has allowed to spill out of her head, either because she fired the one person reigning her in and keeping her from posting insane libel on the web, or everyone around just decided that it would be hilarious to give someone who destroyed their brains with drugs an open mic. Anyway, after she accused Dave Grohl of sleeping with her daughter Frances Bean Cobain because of some sort of weird psycho-sexual thing for Kurt Cobain, Frances went on the record to ask Twitter to ban her mom for being crazy. Billboard reports:

Frances Cobain is calling for a Twitter ban on mother Courtney Love after a Wednesday rant that alleged Dave Grohl had made a pass at the 19-year-old.

“While I’m generally silent on the affairs of my biological mother, her recent tirade has taken a gross turn,” Cobain said in a statement. “I have never been approached by Dave Grohl in more than a platonic way.  I’m in a monogamous relationship and very happy. Twitter should ban my mother.”

As much as I think Frances Bean has a point in wanting her Mom to stop spreading lies about her, I don’t think she can really have Twitter ban her mother for being crazy. Hell, if you banned crazy people from Twitter, I think you’d have all of 1,000 people left. And then how would I be able to watch indie musicians, drag queens and gay porn stars fight with each other over the web? I couldn’t. And that would be terrible.

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Don’t leave Courtney Love alone with a keyboard!

April 12, 2012 1:16 PM by Leave a Comment Filed Under: Courtney Love Tagged With: , ,

Stop me if you heard this one: Someone let Courtney Love have an Internet connection, and then she used it to spray batshit all over Twitter. This time, instead of accusing Kermit the Frog of raping her, she’s now claiming that Dave Grohl had sex with her daughter, Frances Bean, because he had a crush on Kurt Cobain. See what I mean? Bat. Shit. Gawker reports:

Last night on her private Twitter account @cbabymichelle, Courtney Love accused 43-year-old Nirvana drummer Dave Grohl of putting the moves on 19-year-old Frances Bean Cobain, whom she claims went home with Grohl. “He had that romney rape thing about him,” she mysteriously concludes about the “gross old man macking on Kurt Cobain’s only child.” Courtney has a longstanding beef with Grohl, whom she accuses of wasting Nirvana’s money and riding Kurt Cobain’s coattails. He also knew Frances when she was a baby. Courtney aired the story to @cbabymichelle’s 795 followers last night, interspersed with rage tweets about Frances’ boyfriend and rambling tweets about Buddhism.

UPDATE: Dave Grohl has responded to Love’s accusations in a statement: “Unfortunately Courtney is on another hateful Twitter rant. These new accusations are upsetting, offensive and absolutely untrue.”

Once again: KIDS. See this? See all of this? THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER,  EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER DO DRUGS. EVER. Also because they’re dangerous and they can kill you.

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Courtney Love’s crazy Muppet rant!

April 10, 2012 2:46 PM by Leave a Comment Filed Under: Courtney Love Tagged With: ,

When you’re Courtney Love, and years of substance abuse have turned your brain and body into pudding, getting into arguments with inanimate objects is just a natural part of your typical Tuesday afternoon. So Ms. Love took to the comments section of Gothamist to vent her frustrations, because internet comment sections are always filled with well-informed and level-headed opinions.

primary wave is lying and i have shitty lawyers , this is courtney- synch rights are mine, primary wave does not own them= don’t take my word for it= disney corporate did not ask and diode not pay francesw nor me when i sold some writing to  primary wave which was stupid, in 06 i did not sell administration rights  they forged them and i sure as shit have combed over everything  did not sell synch- last month larry at p wave was begging me for battleship- gatorade and dancing witht he stars and muppets all of which i said no to- no. its mine to say and  not public opinion””’ it  my and my daughters right and dave and krist have a grace note of  1.2 percent ofd a 100 in that song publishing that i begged kurt to let  them have when he took his publishing back to himself as we wrote every single note- so yeah rape is a great word because its so insidious to do this and make me look ‘crazy’ on the  lawyer owned tmz  for declining it-= i said no i meant no and this makes me sick-= because i have shitty sadistic lawyers who i have just fired and grohl knew this- i never rated him as a total sociopath  until i saw the nirvana inc portfolio – graveyards,  us beef abattoirs and 1841 nirvana inc liens against one courtney love of memphis, blossom texas and etc  that take money out of our bank account, hurts music company is end of music , krist  murk slough i assumed daves was  ’roswell’  but thats just for foo fighters? no it isn’t it was for nirvana  his 3 % out of  all the oeuvre, so  he has NO SAY,. his kid is named ‘violet’ and he si believe a sociopath on an entirely other level  the daughter named ‘violet’  doh. he is obsessed not so much with me with his hatred of kurt-  he knew kurt never wanted to be disneyfied, i know lisa henson very well and as gawker uyou should be slightly more responsible-= and not believe every piece of expoiltative bullshit you hear in fact this is an epic fucking scandal, and it hurts to think about it- well none want so to go after disney corporate just like none wants to go get a supoenas and  find the  liens  coming out of the courtney love cobain  comerica  accounts front he over 60 account s that i don’t know about in there, including ‘suspense accounts’ that hold over 1000 fun entities per account,  in 6 months 26,7  million  was libeled that i sure as shut nor my daughter has, you guys are foolish=- take any celebrity or a woman with synchronization  rights and pout it in muppets and  guess what? she looks CRAZY FOR SAYING ‘NO’ TOP WHAT IS HERS? AM IO CRAZY FOR SAYING NO TO HAVING SEX WITH CHIP THE MAN YOU  THINK IS SO FABULOUS AND HANDSOME?  YEAH? WELL MY BODY IS MINE, MY PROPERTY IS MINE. SAME SAME.

TL;DR version: Don’t do drugs, kids.

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Courtney Love is a victim of Muppet rape?

March 13, 2012 12:24 PM by Leave a Comment Filed Under: Courtney Love Tagged With: , ,

As we delve further into the mushy goop of drug-addled crazy between Courtney Love‘s ears, it appears we’ve finally gotten to the point where Courtney thinks beloved children’s entertainers are raping her and everyone she loves. No, really, after The Muppets did a barbershop quartet cover of Nirvana‘s Smells Like Teen Spirit in their latest movie, Courtney decided to cash in on the money and attention by claiming that they were violating her and Kurt Cobain with their little felt penises. Although it was a totally different matter when she put his face on a lunchbox. TMZ reports:

Courtney Love believes Kermit the Frog and his gang of Muppet friends “raped” the memory of her late husband Kurt Cobain — by bastardizing Nirvana’s Smells Like Teen Spirit in their 2011 movie … without her permission. Courtney says she has the absolute power to approve or nix the use of Kurt’s music for commercial purposes, and she never gave the OK for the 2 companies to use the song for the 2011 Muppets movie. But there’s another side to this … We’re told Courtney sold off half of her rights to Kurt’s music to a company called Primary Wave Music. And there’s more … Courtney also gave Primary Wave the exclusive right to distribute Nirvana’s entire catalog.

It should be noted that the two people who actually wrote the song with Kurt, namely Dave Grohl and Krist Novoselic, gave the movie the thumbs up, and Dave even appears in the movie. But yeah, let’s all listen to Courtney, because this is her paycheck dead husband we’re talking about.

Courtney Love and Kermit The Frog

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Courtney Love is NOT LiLo’s sobriety coach

December 2, 2011 7:42 AM by Leave a Comment Filed Under: Courtney Love, Lindsay Lohan Tagged With: ,

I think we all thought this one was too fail to be true, right? Right. Anyway, at the risk of disappointing you all, it turns out Lindsay Lohan is denying that Courtney Love is her sobriety coach, although when you think about it, this is just the words of one cracked-out blonde against the words of another cracked out blonde. It’s like watching two armless men try to punch each other to death. Gossip Cop reports:

The site quotes Love as saying that she’s taken over as Lohan’s sobriety coach “because no one else will,” and that the actress is “further down the line than I was” with those same issues. RadarOnline then has an anecdote in which Love recounts to Details about how she tried to help Lohan.

“I went up to Lindsay’s room one time and there was a show on called 101 Celebrity Oops and I am like every other one, you know – boobs out, legs everywhere, throwing s**t at Madonna, you know, whatever … I’m like ‘Lindsay, look! Drugs are bad!’”

Not only is that last quote confusing, but a rep for the mag says the anecdote isn’t even in the Details article. Oops. So, is Love really Lohan’s sobriety coach? Nope. Lohan tells Gossip Cop exclusively, “She’s not.”

Our first mistake was assuming Courtney was capable of talking and Lindsay was capable of listening.

Courtney: Lindsay, you garble blarble gluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurg.
Lindsay: Shut the hell up! I’m perfect and I can do whatever I want!

Then they would both smoke / snort / drink / punch / pass out. Stop me if I’m being to prescient here.

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Courtney Love is LiLo’s sobriety coach?

November 30, 2011 2:08 PM by Leave a Comment Filed Under: Courtney Love, Lindsay Lohan Tagged With: ,

Who am I kidding? There’s nothing else I can add to that headline. Courtney Love is Lindsay Lohan‘s sobriety coach. There’s more raw human failure in that simple sentence than there is in 1,000 Ed Hardy shirts. Here’s the quote from RadarOnline, which I’m sure will be used in the coroner’s report:

The 47-year-old Hole singer said the 25-year-old Mean Girls star is “further down the line than I was” in her issues, pointing out she didn’t have to undergo the white-hot spotlight of gossip websites during her wild child phase. Love recalled an incident in which she tried to use her past bad behavior to show Lohan that drug use is life abuse. “I went up to Lindsay’s room one time and there was a show on called 101 Celebrity Oops and I am like every other one, you know – boobs out, legs everywhere, throwing s**t at Madonna, you know, whatever,” Kurt Cobain’s widow told the magazine. “I’m like ‘Lindsay, look! Drugs are bad!’”

“Before I met Kurt, I was more or less clean, but then Kurt earned his first million and decided to become a junkie, and I decided to become a junkie along with him,” she said in May. “That’s the co-dependent side of me.” Love, who says she’s been clean since 2005, credits A-list actor Orlando Bloom with helping her sober up.

Oh joy, one droopy, lifeless, haggard, drugged-up, alcoholic blonde is giving life advice to another one. I’m not going to say that this will inevitably end when one of them OD’s after stabbing the other for that one last hit off the crack pipe, but meth will do that to you! Yup, that about covers it.

Lindsay Lohan and Courtney Love

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Watch: Hole’s ‘Samantha’ music video!

September 23, 2011 10:02 PM by Leave a Comment Filed Under: Courtney Love, Music Video Tagged With: , , ,

Oh my word, what a week it has been! I’m not sure if you heard but there were a ton of issues with PopBytes‘ web server, we were completely down for almost 36 hours! Of course I was losing my mind during the drama, yet I’m happy to report the site is back on a way faster, more stable server. I already see a difference in load time, I hope you can too! I lost some posts but luckily there was a backup and most of them have been reposted, the past few days have been extremely stressful but everything is seemingly good right now. Anyways, I’m thrilled to finally post a just released music video from Hole (aka Courtney Love) for the kick-ass single Samantha off Nobody’s Daughter. I absolutely love the video, Courtney looks and sounds amazing but I’m curious as to why this wasn’t out sooner, the album dropped last spring (4/23)! But who the hell cares, this video has finally seen the light of day, plus it was the perfect thing for me to post after the bullshit, so enjoy Courtney (I LOVE HER) in all her badass bitch glory below! xo

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Courtney Love takes on Lady Gaga!

June 8, 2011 7:12 AM by Leave a Comment Filed Under: Courtney Love, Lady Gaga Tagged With: ,

Courtney Love apparently managed to stop injecting black tar heroin directly into her eyeballs for long enough to give an entirely lucid interview to The Fix, where she decided to talk about Lady Gaga. You know, just putting this out there, but there are artists out there other than Gaga. Not everyone has to talk about the bitch. Anyway, Love actually made a pretty valid point (sort of) about how Gaga needs to tone it down a bit before she paints herself into a crazy corner.

“She may be doing fine at the moment, but I’m worried about her future. She’s very young, and she’s very talented, but she doesn’t seem to have any female friends. Or any straight guy friends for that matter. Instead, she surrounds herself with this coterie of gay stylists and advisors who’ve turned her into this weird, sexless Barbie doll. I was raised by gay guys myself, and I turned out all right in the end. But you know, you can only pull off this meat-dress act for so long. If she doesn’t watch out she’ll turn into a lonely drag queen. Straight guys just aren’t in to that kind of thing. ” SOURCE

Actually, has anyone ever really seen Gaga be friendly with anyone? Admittedly, when it comes to her personal life, she does tend to keep her cards close to her chest, so I wouldn’t rule out her having friends, but that being said, I do like her more when she’s talking candidly and just being herself rather than when she goes out dressed as a dominatrix nun so that she could be living art. But of course, than she couldn’t be controlling our minds with Illuminati something-or-another. I don’t know, I really wasn’t paying attention. I tuned out around the time it went from crazy to batshit-fucking-insane.

Courtney Love and Lady Gaga

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Not Her Best Look: Courtney Love

March 30, 2011 9:38 AM by Leave a Comment Filed Under: Courtney Love Tagged With: ,

With Courtney Love, it’s always hit or miss, and unfortunately her recent red carpet appearance (where she reunited with her Hole bandmates, in honor of a new documentary about drummer Patty Schemel) in New York City was a total miss! How much makeup does girlfriend have on? Oh my word! She looks like Casper (the friendly ghost) and that outfit certainly isn’t helping matters! Yet being a huge fan of Ms. Love, I’ve learned how to deal with the good times, and the bad. Better luck next time girlfriend!

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Musicians/film subjects Eric Erlandson, Patty Schemel, Courtney Love and Melissa auf der Maur attend the 2011 New Directors/New Films screening of Hit So Hard at The Museum of Modern Art in New York City, NY on March 28th, 2011

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Courtney Love settles her Twitter drama!

March 4, 2011 12:04 PM by Leave a Comment Filed Under: Courtney Love Tagged With: ,

So despite the fact that Courtney Love has more or less abandoned her old Twitter account, which was really just a bunch of pictures of her naked with a turtle on her head, Courtney just settled out of court to the tune of $430,000 after posting libel about someone on her Twitter account.

Rocker Courtney Love has settled the lawsuit brought against her by a fashion designer who claims she was defamed in a series of messages posted on Twitter. The settlement with Dawn Simorangkir (aka the “Boudior Queen”), which sources say is being finalized today and will be announced next week, will cost Love about $430,000. The first payment of cash is due today, followed by a series of payments to Simorangkir stretched out until 2014. SOURCE

All right, so, today’s double standard: Violent, insane drug-addict Charlie Sheen uses Twitter to bash people, becomes a fucking Internet hero. Violent, insane drug-addict Courtney Love uses Twitter to bash people, gets sued for nearly half a million dollars. I’m not saying either of them is right here, I’m just saying you people need to use a little consistency!

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